LONDON - A member of the Swiss soccer team, Michel "Mohawk" Morganella has been expelled from further participation in the London Olympics and sent home.
The Swiss team lost to the South Korean team 2-1 on Sunday. And on Sunday night the 23-year-o...
In a move that has shocked the nation, the president of South Korea, Lee Myung-bak has announced that should the North Koreans comply with United Nations resolutions and abandon it's nuclear program, South Korea will give up the internet.
South Ko...
Arsenal's poor injury record is raising concerns amongst South Korean army chiefs after it was revealed the club's summer signing, Park Chu-Young, would be expected to complete a 21-month stint of national service for the country.
The 26-year-old...
South Korean Ji-Sung Park is being tipped to do a job on Lionel Messi at Wembley tonight.
Expert Telly Venables sees Park as the man to muzzle Messi:
"The Korean will be snapping at Messi's heels from the first whistle. It will be dog eat dog"...
MIAMI - Scientific and oceanographic experts at the highly prestigious Moby Dick Institute For the Study of Oceanographic Graphical Occurrences are stating that the magnitude of the March 11 Japanese earthquake is so powerful that it will have devast...
Following another failed penetration of a wide bottomed South Korean tanker, Somali pirates were withdrawn from the tanker at the point of the breach and rendered harmless by South Korean forces.
"Thankfully they were not fully prepared for the en...
In her latest visit to Seoul, South Korea, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has negotiated for official, Senate & House approved "Comfort Girls" for Washington, DC so that congressmen and male senators can keep their minds on running the countr...
Famed singer and lothario Tony Hadley has announced the he will be touring the tiny, yet important nation of Mid Korea throughout 2011 as part of his attempt to support the UN "International Acknowlegdement Programme".
The nation is often overlook...
Washington--Obama is pushing free-trade with South Korea because he couldn't sleep anymore knowing that he wasn't doing enough to create jobs in South Korea.
"Everyone knows that South Korea will benefit the most from this free-trade agreement. S...
Seoul, South Korea - After the ground-breaking study regarding the use of hag fish mucus as a means of combating erectile dysfunction was released last week, a maelstrom of changes have occurred.
Economies have shifted and fishermen have complete...
WASILLA - Sarah Palin sat smiling on her frozen front porch in her home on Lake Lucille, which she has dubbed, Casa Moscow.
The former governor of the Iceberg State repeated the statement that she had made to Glenn Beck that the United States has...
Future US Presidential candidate and wildly outspoken Alaskan man-eater, Sarah Palin has completely lost her her "latitudes".
During a US tour to promote her book she was asked about the Korean conflict and her feelings about it.
She replied:...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - A rare public statement has been given by Kim Jong-un, heir apparent to the dictatorship of North Korea.
"As son of the Great Leader, I consider it my duty to learn whatever I can to aid my nation's health and physical di...
Unconfirmed reports from the White house, today announced that President Obama was looking forward to his own war in Korea.This, he feels, will mark his place in American history as the only president to win a "conflict" in living history.
Whilst...
Just 24 hours after North Korea shelled areas of South Korea and promises of swift retaliation were issued in the event of another attack, Kim Jong Il's regime did just that.
At 11 minutes past midnight, Korean time, communist sappers emerged from...
SEOUL, South Korea - Military officials are still trying to determine the intentions of North Korea in bombing Yeonpyeong Island.
"Are they launching a new military offensive, or what?" asks Chief of Staff, Adm. Jaegwon Soo. "North Korea torpedoe...
In an effort to forestal making a presidential decision, Barry Obama today claimed the recent explosions in South Korea were the result of an 'agricultural accident' and should not be blamed 'on those folks up north!"
While the White House scramb...
The reason behind the recent bloodshed raging between North and South Korea, has been sensationally revealed by our man in the field Lenny Presbatyn.
Lenny told us by crackly video-phone, this afternoon "I have discovered that a high ranking offic...