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Funny story: Congress to ban curb-stomping black men while yelling "white power"

Congress to ban curb-stomping black men while yelling "white power"

Following a tireless debate last night, congress has begun work drafting a new bill that seeks to stop white men from kicking the back of a goddamn coon's head and shattering his teeth whilst proclaiming the sanctity of the white bloodline. The bi...
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Funny story: South Carolina Agrees To Take Down Flags - And Nooses!

South Carolina Agrees To Take Down Flags - And Nooses!

Chawlstun, South Carolina - Finally, change is a' brewin' in South Carolina this week, in the wake of the tragic slayings which left nine black church-goers dead at the hands of a young white supremacist. Now, feeling the heat for arguably being the...
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Funny story: South Carolina AG: Marriage Should Be Between A Man And Pre-Teen Bride Of Choice

South Carolina AG: Marriage Should Be Between A Man And Pre-Teen Bride Of Choice

CHARLESTON, S.C. - A judge issued the first gay marriage licenses in South Carolina on Wednesday, even as the state attorney general asked the U.S. Supreme Court to step in and block the action by defining marriage as the legally recognized union...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

FAIRBANKS, Alaska - Sarah Palin was in Fairbanks speaking at a convention of the Retired Salmon Catchers of Alaska. After the speaking engagement she was asked by a writer for Political Salad Bar Magazine about the unusually cold winter weather th...
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Funny story: The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - The Gamecocks of South Carolina soundly defeated the Clemson Tigers 31-17. The yearly meeting of the two teams is known as The Palmetto Bowl, so named after Guido Palmetto, who for 25 years was in charge of putting in th...
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Funny story: South Carolina Votes To Prohibit The Use of The North Korean Language

South Carolina Votes To Prohibit The Use of The North Korean Language

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - American Spotlight Magazine has just learned that the state of South Carolina has just passed an amendment regarding the North Korean language. Cutter Shiloh with ASM stated that he was informed about the change by an ex...
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Funny story: South Carolina's Sen Jim DeMint joins Freeper heaven

South Carolina's Sen Jim DeMint joins Freeper heaven

South Carolina - A fanatical GOP organization founded to cover up sordid stuff about Richard Nixon is about to get a brand new Tea Party nut for its latest president. The Heritage Foundation has just appointed South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint as...
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Funny story: South Carolina Holds First Annual Zombie Shoot and Barbecue

South Carolina Holds First Annual Zombie Shoot and Barbecue

From June 23 to July 04, South Carolina will host the first ever South Carolina Zombie Shoot and Barbecue. The event will be hosted by Gov. Nikki Haley and Sen. Jim De Mint and barbecue events will be officiated by Pit Masters Kevin Roberts, Myron Mi...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

FIVE FORKS, South Carolina - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney's "Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour" pulled into the town of Five Forks, South Carolina on a day when the heat index was 103. In 1789, the city was discovered an...
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Funny story: Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina - Well to quote a line from the famous song "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen, Jon Huntsman, the former governor of the state of Utah has dropped out of the GOP presidential race leaving five Republican hopefuls left.
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Funny story: Uproar in South Carolina

Uproar in South Carolina

The race for the Republican Presidential nomination reached fever pitch today when, with only a week to go before the crucial South Carolina primary, one of the candidates issued a statement about something or other. The man, thought to have once...
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Funny story: Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

A Local Man, a semi articulate and part time satire writer, was left speechless after a mind numbing encounter with a dental hygienist today which left him bloody and wishing for a kidney stone attack instead. Melvin Wordsmithe, a mild mannered r...
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Funny story: Who ya callin ratarssed?

Who ya callin ratarssed?

Seneca, South Carolina - (Ass Mess): "At the moment we can't say if the vermin was burrowing its way out - or in," a Sennapod Police Department official explained today. "A 911 call-out to a Bernwood Circle address saw us arrest a suspected burgla...
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Funny story: South Carolina 'ready to surrender to the North'

South Carolina 'ready to surrender to the North'

One hundred and fifty five years after the rest of the South capitulated to the North in the American Civil War, the state of South Carolina has finally conceded that it can no longer continue to fight for its right to subjugate and enslave without c...
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Funny story: Democratic Candidate's Indictment Saves Taxpayers Money

Democratic Candidate's Indictment Saves Taxpayers Money

America is finally getting something right. Indict the bastards before they're elected and save the taxpayers some money. In the case of Democratic candidate, Alvin Greene from South Carolina, the taxpayers have been spared by not having to sit through a Senate Investigative Committee hearing to figure out if he should or should not be kicked out of office for breaking the law. Reason being, he ha...
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Funny story: President Obama Invites South Carolina to Secede from Union

President Obama Invites South Carolina to Secede from Union

Washington, DC - In another unprecedented move from the White House, President Obama has invited South Carolina to secede from the union. Under normal circumstances, the decision to secede from the union is usually made by a state government that...
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Funny story: Middle School Computer Hacker "Elects" Unknown in South Carolina Primary

Middle School Computer Hacker "Elects" Unknown in South Carolina Primary

Columbia, SC - An anonymous email sent to Governor Mark Sanford's office offers a tantalizing clue to the unexpected primary victory of an virtually unknown canidiate in the recent South Carolina Democratic primary. The email to the Governor, which a...
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Funny story: Letters to the Editor -Part II from the Colonies!

Letters to the Editor -Part II from the Colonies!

Myrtle Beach Fun Times: Letters to the Editor Section. Sir: I totally agree with the new immigration laws. It is about time our lawmakers did something about the illegal alienation of affection, especially from those people from Argentina. Sincerely, Ginny Sanford First Lady of SC (divorced) Sir: I have been a life long motorcyclist and avid believer in not wearing a helmet. Af...
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Kerry Deals With Hostage Crisis

A spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.
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