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Funny story:  Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

South African cricket captain Graeme Smith is said to be "devastated" following the news that Andrew Strauss is to retire from professional cricket. Strauss was expected to announce his resignation today after a winter and summer during which his...
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Funny story:  Soweto Stands Firmly Behind Man United And QPR On FA Cup 4th Round Anti-Racism Day

Soweto Stands Firmly Behind Man United And QPR On FA Cup 4th Round Anti-Racism Day

In the wake of a torrent of racist allegations against Chelsea's John Terry, and Liverpool's loose cannon, Luis Suarez, and completely overlooking the fact that the FA, although currently campaigning to 'kick racism out of football' don't quite appea...
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Funny story:  After Announcing That She Has Not Done 'The Horizontal Hokey Pokey' In Two Years, Charlize Theron Has Received Thousands and Thousands of Offers

After Announcing That She Has Not Done 'The Horizontal Hokey Pokey' In Two Years, Charlize Theron Has Received Thousands and Thousands of Offers

TARZANA - Noted film star Charlize Theron was recently spotted visiting The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. The very attractive actress says that she loves spending time at the zoo because it brings back childhood memories of when she wa...
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Funny story:  South African man eaten by crocodiles and they weren't even hungry!

South African man eaten by crocodiles and they weren't even hungry!

A depressed South African man thought he would do some crocodiles a favour as he waded into their habitat, a crocodile infested river, hoping that they were hungry enough because he had had enough of living. The man could have jumped off of a tall...
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Funny story:  The Bachelor: In A Strange Turn Of Events It Now Seems Emily Maynard Is In Love With The Show's Host Chris Harrison

The Bachelor: In A Strange Turn Of Events It Now Seems Emily Maynard Is In Love With The Show's Host Chris Harrison

HOLLYWOOD - After having Brad Womack, aka "The Bachelor" pick Emily Maynard over Chantal O'Brien, which 91% of the shows viewers believed he was going to pick and then Emily saying on The After The Rose Show that she is not going to marry Brad comes...
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Funny story:  The Bachelor: Brad Womack Picks Emily Maynard Over Chantal O'Brien - But There's Already Trouble In Paradise

The Bachelor: Brad Womack Picks Emily Maynard Over Chantal O'Brien - But There's Already Trouble In Paradise

HOLLYWOOD - This year's Bachelor finale was filmed in beautiful South Africa, but the producers may just have thrown away their money and are probably now wishing they had filmed it in La Brea or La Habra instead. Many felt that Brad Womack was go...
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Funny story:  Vuvuzela Found Under Boy's Bed

Vuvuzela Found Under Boy's Bed

In what has been described as "nothing short of an everyday occurrence", a woman in the Potteries yesterday discovered another amazing item under her 9-year-old son's bed - a vuvuzela! Karen Low-Cal, 45, from Stoke, was rummaging about under Child...
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Funny story:  Vuvuzela Man To Join London Philharmonic Orchestra

Vuvuzela Man To Join London Philharmonic Orchestra

A South African football fan who had a vuvuzela inserted up his bum after the recent World Cup match between the host nation and Uruguay, has been invited to join the brass section of the London Philharmonic Orchestra. Johnny Umbuku, 39, from Joha...
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Funny story:  Spain The New Arsenal?

Spain The New Arsenal?

As the World Cup reaches its thrilling conclusion on Sunday, it was the turn of European giants Germany and Spain to contest a very interesting game last night to see who would face Holland in the final. And it was Carles Puyol of Spain who scored...
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Funny story:  Two South African Lesbians Granted Asylum In England But They Must Leave Their Vuvuzelas In South Africa

Two South African Lesbians Granted Asylum In England But They Must Leave Their Vuvuzelas In South Africa

LONDON - Jontussa Buffatunga and Malikeesha Quancha, two lifelong residents of Cape Town, South Africa have applied for and been granted asylum by the English government. Buffatunga said that the couple had applied and been turned down by 17 count...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Weed Charges Dropped By SA Court

Paris Hilton Weed Charges Dropped By SA Court

Heiress and internet video starlet, Paris Hilton was yesterday released by a South African special World Cup court after being arrested following the Holland v Brazil quarter final tie in Port Elizabeth. Hilton had been accused of possessing marij...
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Funny story:  The Name Vuvuzela Has Just Become The Most Popular New Born Baby Name In The Entire World

The Name Vuvuzela Has Just Become The Most Popular New Born Baby Name In The Entire World

LIVERPOOL - The Society For The Gathering and Listing of New Born Baby Names has just announced in its July publication titled Sticks & Stones - The Naming of Babies that the South African name Vuvuzela has just surpassed every other name as the...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton Ruins US Soccer Team's Chances at Winning World Cup

Bill Clinton Ruins US Soccer Team's Chances at Winning World Cup

Durban, South Africa - Former President Bill Clinton was having the time of his life after the US Soccer Team scored a victory over Algeria, so much so that he decided to stay in town and hang with the fellas until their next match. This could have b...
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Funny story:  South African Authorities At Johannesburg's Tarzan and Jane National Airport Confiscate Two Million Counterfeit Vuvuzelas

South African Authorities At Johannesburg's Tarzan and Jane National Airport Confiscate Two Million Counterfeit Vuvuzelas

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - South African authorities at The Tarzan and Jane National Airport in Johannesburg confiscated two million counterfeit vuvuzelas that they report were heading for Great Britain. The vuvuzelas were painted in the colors...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney To Record Vuvuzela Album

Paul McCartney To Record Vuvuzela Album

Sir Paul McCartney has said that he will record an album later this summer with a South African musical ensemble, with the central focus on the vuvuzela, that annoying trumpet thingy from the World Cup. McCartney, the former Beatle, who seemingly...
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Funny story:  Vuvuzelas Recalled Due To Choking Hazard

Vuvuzelas Recalled Due To Choking Hazard

Vuvuzelas made by a factory in China for use at the World Cup finals in South Africa have been recalled by the makers due to what has been described as 'a choking hazard'. The plastic trumpets, a metre long and in a variety of colours, have been t...
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Funny story:  Leona Lewis Tells Longtime Boyfriend Lou Al-Chamaa "It's The World Cup Games or Me?" - Lou Chooses The World Cup Games

Leona Lewis Tells Longtime Boyfriend Lou Al-Chamaa "It's The World Cup Games or Me?" - Lou Chooses The World Cup Games

GLASGOW, Scotland - Leona Lewis was in Glasgow to perform at The Annual Convention of Scottish Kilt Manufacturers. She was booked to perform a 45 minute concert and afterwards mingle with the businessmen, signing autographs, talking about the dangers...
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Funny story:  Free Nelson Mandela, Free Pavlos Joseph!

Free Nelson Mandela, Free Pavlos Joseph!

Robben Island, South African World Cup: In a story reminiscent of the ''Smithy'' sketch performed by James Corden, in which the comedian tries to encourage the England players, Pavlos Joseph, 32, from Crystal Palace, south-east London, is staying at...
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