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Funny story: South African Whites Flood Across U.S. Southern Border Seeking New Apartheid State

South African Whites Flood Across U.S. Southern Border Seeking New Apartheid State

Ferguson MO--Thousands of white South Africans described as 'Mandela refugees' are flooding across America's southern borders in search of a new apartheid state. Authorities in Texas, Missouri and Arizona say that they are welcome and will be qui...
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Funny story: Spooky Oscar Pistorius weekend offer goes on sale

Spooky Oscar Pistorius weekend offer goes on sale

How would you like to spend a weekend in a spooky one bedroom apartment in South Africa? Not for the faint-hearted, this once in a lifetime experience will see you land at Johannesburg, where you will be collected by taxi, driven through the slums...
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Funny story: Root For England Skipper Say Foes

Root For England Skipper Say Foes

Calls to promote England cricket's new young hero, Joe Root, to captain were welcomed around the world today. The 22-year-old who has scored centuries in back-to-back tests is being hailed as the man save England cricket following the dismal run u...
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Funny story: Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

PRETORIA, South Africa - The trial of South African track star Oscar Pistorius was interrupted today when Judge Thokozile Masipa received word that the defendant had been acquitted by a jury from the U.S. state of Florida. Proceedings are expected to...
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Funny story: President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Reports coming out of Johannesburg are that Michelle Obama is not a happy camper. It seems that during the memorial proceedings for President Nelson Mandela the American first lady happened to notice that her husband a...
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Funny story: President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Many foreign dignitaries as well as reporters attending a memorial service for President Nelson Mandela were shocked to see President Obama greet Cuban President Raul Castro with a sports type chest bump. President Oba...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Barred From Nelson Mandela's Memorial Eulogy

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Barred From Nelson Mandela's Memorial Eulogy

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - FNB Stadium, sight of President Nelson Mandela's memorial eulogy, had plenty of empty seats but one individual was prohibited from entering. North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un showed up but he was turned away at the gate...
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Funny story: Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Nelson Mandela is to be buried in 365 separate "portions" to enable well wishers to each have a chance to attend his sell-out funerals. Advertising slots for the year long T.V. funeral coverage have been fully booked since before he died. Merchandisi...
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Funny story: The U.S. Treasury Department Will Put Nelson Mandela's Likeness On A New U.S. Dime

The U.S. Treasury Department Will Put Nelson Mandela's Likeness On A New U.S. Dime

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says that he has given his approval for the United States Treasury Department to go ahead with plans to make a brand new dime with the likeness of South African President Nelson Mandela on it. Presently President...
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Funny story: Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

MACON, Georgia - Many residents of this central Georgia city located on the banks of the Ocmulgee River have expressed that they would favor the city's name being changed from Macon to Mandela. One lifelong resident Grover P. Dazzle, 68, stated th...
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Funny story: President Obama Suggests Renaming The Home of The Washington Redskins Nelson Mandela Stadium

President Obama Suggests Renaming The Home of The Washington Redskins Nelson Mandela Stadium

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with two of his closest advisers and they have decided to talk to the owner of the Washington Redskins about renaming their stadium in honor of Nelson Mandela. The president has sent Redskins owner Danny Snyd...
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Funny story: Masturbatorium To Close

Masturbatorium To Close

A room which has become known to his friends as The Wanking Palace, has been designated 'Out of Bounds' by the parents of Clark Dylson, a juvenile in one of the South African capitals, Cape Town. Dylson, an habitual masturbator, regularly retires...
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Funny story: Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

South African cricket captain Graeme Smith is said to be "devastated" following the news that Andrew Strauss is to retire from professional cricket. Strauss was expected to announce his resignation today after a winter and summer during which his...
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Funny story: Soweto Stands Firmly Behind Man United And QPR On FA Cup 4th Round Anti-Racism Day

Soweto Stands Firmly Behind Man United And QPR On FA Cup 4th Round Anti-Racism Day

In the wake of a torrent of racist allegations against Chelsea's John Terry, and Liverpool's loose cannon, Luis Suarez, and completely overlooking the fact that the FA, although currently campaigning to 'kick racism out of football' don't quite appea...
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Funny story: After Announcing That She Has Not Done 'The Horizontal Hokey Pokey' In Two Years, Charlize Theron Has Received Thousands and Thousands of Offers

After Announcing That She Has Not Done 'The Horizontal Hokey Pokey' In Two Years, Charlize Theron Has Received Thousands and Thousands of Offers

TARZANA - Noted film star Charlize Theron was recently spotted visiting The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. The very attractive actress says that she loves spending time at the zoo because it brings back childhood memories of when she wa...
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Funny story: South African man eaten by crocodiles and they weren't even hungry!

South African man eaten by crocodiles and they weren't even hungry!

A depressed South African man thought he would do some crocodiles a favour as he waded into their habitat, a crocodile infested river, hoping that they were hungry enough because he had had enough of living. The man could have jumped off of a tall...
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Funny story: The Bachelor: In A Strange Turn Of Events It Now Seems Emily Maynard Is In Love With The Show's Host Chris Harrison

The Bachelor: In A Strange Turn Of Events It Now Seems Emily Maynard Is In Love With The Show's Host Chris Harrison

HOLLYWOOD - After having Brad Womack, aka "The Bachelor" pick Emily Maynard over Chantal O'Brien, which 91% of the shows viewers believed he was going to pick and then Emily saying on The After The Rose Show that she is not going to marry Brad comes...
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Funny story: The Bachelor: Brad Womack Picks Emily Maynard Over Chantal O'Brien - But There's Already Trouble In Paradise

The Bachelor: Brad Womack Picks Emily Maynard Over Chantal O'Brien - But There's Already Trouble In Paradise

HOLLYWOOD - This year's Bachelor finale was filmed in beautiful South Africa, but the producers may just have thrown away their money and are probably now wishing they had filmed it in La Brea or La Habra instead. Many felt that Brad Womack was go...
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