Rome, Italy - The Italian Government has grown discouraged with the constant delays that have plagued the engineering efforts to re-float the Costa Concordia cruise ship from where it ran aground, off the Tuscany coast.
The now infamous cruise lin...
The Bureau for the Observation of Life Official Quality Statistics (BOLOQS) have declared the top ten countries with the highest quality of life in 2011. Countries were rated on a number of different attributes, including latitude, number of vowels i...
The Somalian Football Federation yesterday agreed to hold a money spinning testimonial for victims of a humanitarian disaster.
Dekedaha have agreed in principle to play League Champions Super Shell at the Black Hawk Down Stadium in Mogadishu.
British Prime Minister Dave Cameron stood behind his country's recent 'good will' gift payment of $67 Billion to India despite recent revelations the country used the money to buy Russian Toilets for it's fledgling space program, put a down payment...
That's it - another official edict issued by Islamist fatwa-ists. There is no fun in fundamentalism.
Militants in war-torn southern Somalia have issued another ridiculous so-called religious edict. This one bans men from shaking hands with women...
High seas pirates tired of battling high seas and all those US and French Naval ships have decided to become landlubbers again and do what their fellow continental Nigerians are doing, scamming people from solid ground.
They've opened a new operat...
After a decent interval of silence after a public outcry, President Barry Obama has sent NASA head Charles Bolton on a Muslim Outer Space Outreach Program encompassing Saudi Arabia, Libya, UAE, Nepal, and culminating in Somalia.
Obama who stated i...
A six-year old Somalian girl has been given permission by the Somalian government to sail solo around the world in a 46-foot yacht commandeered by her father in a pirate raid off the coast of Somali earlier this year. The father/ daughter pair have b...
Somalian extreme Islamic nutters will impose the death sentence if any Somalians are caught watching the World Cup games in South Africa.
Banning the World Cup is an extreme Islamic Somalian ruling and the reason is, World Cup soccer is not an Isl...
In a new move, "texting" has been instituted as the official language in the small African nation of Somalia.
Many people have applauded this move, but those people all live in the southernmost regions of California.
Others have questione...
Keeping his campaign pledge to either prosecute or release non American citizens regardless of their crimes President Obama hailed the release of 11 Somali pirates who opened fire on the USS Farragut.
"I congratulate the captain and crew of the F...
Last week HRH Queen Latifah- I mean Elizabeth II- visited her native home of Somalia for her annual "Poor People" trip.
After getting off the royal chopper, she was greeted by an almighty smell, a mixture of death, rats and old people. Se exclaim...
The diplomatic storm surrounding the kidnapping of the Firkin family from Norwich as they went for a sailing trip off the Horn Of Africa continues to rage unabated.
The kidnappers are demanding $3.5 million US for the safe release of the Firkins,...
After non-stop wars, conflicts, starvation, raping of innocent refugees and no possible end to the misery suffered by Somalia's population, the UN have made a majority decision to cut the shit-hole off of the African continent and then let a man-made...
(Anaheim-CA) The happiest place on earth, proved it's not immune to ships being taken by real pirates. Thursday, taking a cue from Somali pirates who boarded the United State flagged ship "Maersk Alabama", employees dressed as pirates seized a boat i...
LITTLE DINGY, Somalia - According to our secret but reliable military intelligence source, minutes ago, US Navy frogmen wearing carbon dioxide scrubbing re-breathing equipment and oxygen to avoid betraying their location with bubbles, used spear guns...
Police are continuing several lines of action in order to attain the freedom of the Greenodd residents held hostage in Mogadishu, Somalia by rampant east African pirates.
A press conference was held yesterday in which authorities released a short...
In Djibouti, a moderate Islamist leader was sworn at as the country's new president Saturday after parliament elected him to stabilize a country wracked by violence and anarchy for nearly 3000 years.
Sheik Sharif Sheik Shiraf Sheik Ahmed was elect...