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Somalia has new method of disposing Dissidents!

Funny story: Somalia has new method of disposing Dissidents!

Jaggedone's CIA has just received news that a Somali plane has just landed with a hole in its side, there were 60 passengers on board at take off and 0 left as the plane landed! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) East African reporter,...

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Somali Pirates Demand Midwestern High School Change Mascot Name

The city council of Abner Plains, Missouri today denied a request by Somali pirates to cease using the Pirates name for the school's football team. The Somali pirates, who admit responsibility for hijacking hundreds of ships and holding them for ran...

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Italy Hires Somali Refugees To Strip Stranded Cruise Ship

Funny story: Italy Hires Somali Refugees To Strip Stranded Cruise Ship

Rome, Italy - The Italian Government has grown discouraged with the constant delays that have plagued the engineering efforts to re-float the Costa Concordia cruise ship from where it ran aground, off the Tuscany coast. The now infamous cruise lin...

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Somalia Chosen as Country with Highest Quality of Life

Funny story: Somalia Chosen as Country with Highest Quality of Life

The Bureau for the Observation of Life Official Quality Statistics (BOLOQS) have declared the top ten countries with the highest quality of life in 2011. Countries were rated on a number of different attributes, including latitude, number of vowels i...

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Somalian Football Federation Organise Friendly for Victims of Humanitarian Crisis

Funny story: Somalian Football Federation Organise Friendly for Victims of Humanitarian Crisis

The Somalian Football Federation yesterday agreed to hold a money spinning testimonial for victims of a humanitarian disaster. Dekedaha have agreed in principle to play League Champions Super Shell at the Black Hawk Down Stadium in Mogadishu.

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India Uses $67B UK Aid to Purchase Russian Toilets for $1B Space Program, Buy an Aircraft Carrier, & Used French Pissoirs for Call Centers!

Funny story: India Uses $67B UK Aid to Purchase Russian Toilets for $1B Space Program, Buy an Aircraft Carrier, & Used French Pissoirs for Call Centers!

British Prime Minister Dave Cameron stood behind his country's recent 'good will' gift payment of $67 Billion to India despite recent revelations the country used the money to buy Russian Toilets for it's fledgling space program, put a down payment...

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Somali Islamists ban men from shaking hands with women after sex

Funny story: Somali Islamists ban men from shaking hands with women after sex

That's it - another official edict issued by Islamist fatwa-ists. There is no fun in fundamentalism. Militants in war-torn southern Somalia have issued another ridiculous so-called religious edict. This one bans men from shaking hands with women...

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Facebroker Replaces Facebook in Somalia

Funny story: Facebroker Replaces Facebook in Somalia

High seas pirates tired of battling high seas and all those US and French Naval ships have decided to become landlubbers again and do what their fellow continental Nigerians are doing, scamming people from solid ground. They've opened a new operat...

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Obama Honors Pledge: Sends NASA Head to Somalia to "Help More Muslims Blast Off Into Space!"

Funny story: Obama Honors Pledge: Sends NASA Head to Somalia to "Help More Muslims Blast Off Into Space!"

After a decent interval of silence after a public outcry, President Barry Obama has sent NASA head Charles Bolton on a Muslim Outer Space Outreach Program encompassing Saudi Arabia, Libya, UAE, Nepal, and culminating in Somalia. Obama who stated i...

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6-Year Old Somalian Girl Given Permission to Sail Solo Around the World

Funny story: 6-Year Old Somalian Girl Given Permission to Sail Solo Around the World

A six-year old Somalian girl has been given permission by the Somalian government to sail solo around the world in a 46-foot yacht commandeered by her father in a pirate raid off the coast of Somali earlier this year. The father/ daughter pair have b...

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Somalian footy fans face the death sentence if they are caught watching the World Cup!

Funny story: Somalian footy fans face the death sentence if they are caught watching the World Cup!

Somalian extreme Islamic nutters will impose the death sentence if any Somalians are caught watching the World Cup games in South Africa. Banning the World Cup is an extreme Islamic Somalian ruling and the reason is, World Cup soccer is not an Isl...

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Texting Now Official Language of Somalia

Funny story: Texting Now Official Language of Somalia

In a new move, "texting" has been instituted as the official language in the small African nation of Somalia. Many people have applauded this move, but those people all live in the southernmost regions of California. Others have questione...

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Obama's 'Catch and Release' Program a Success with Pirates

Funny story: Obama's 'Catch and Release' Program a Success with Pirates

Keeping his campaign pledge to either prosecute or release non American citizens regardless of their crimes President Obama hailed the release of 11 Somali pirates who opened fire on the USS Farragut. "I congratulate the captain and crew of the F...

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The Queen visits Somalia

Funny story: The Queen visits Somalia

Last week HRH Queen Latifah- I mean Elizabeth II- visited her native home of Somalia for her annual "Poor People" trip. After getting off the royal chopper, she was greeted by an almighty smell, a mixture of death, rats and old people. Se exclaim...

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Somali Pirate Hostage Row Rages On

Funny story: Somali Pirate Hostage Row Rages On

The diplomatic storm surrounding the kidnapping of the Firkin family from Norwich as they went for a sailing trip off the Horn Of Africa continues to rage unabated. The kidnappers are demanding $3.5 million US for the safe release of the Firkins,...

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UN order a gigantic saw for cutting off Somalia from Africa

Funny story: UN order a gigantic saw for cutting off Somalia from Africa

After non-stop wars, conflicts, starvation, raping of innocent refugees and no possible end to the misery suffered by Somalia's population, the UN have made a majority decision to cut the shit-hole off of the African continent and then let a man-made...

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"Pirates of the Caribbean" Take Hostages

Funny story: "Pirates of the Caribbean" Take Hostages

(Anaheim-CA) The happiest place on earth, proved it's not immune to ships being taken by real pirates. Thursday, taking a cue from Somali pirates who boarded the United State flagged ship "Maersk Alabama", employees dressed as pirates seized a boat i...

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US Navy frogmen spear pirates, freeing captain

Funny story: US Navy frogmen spear pirates, freeing captain

LITTLE DINGY, Somalia - According to our secret but reliable military intelligence source, minutes ago, US Navy frogmen wearing carbon dioxide scrubbing re-breathing equipment and oxygen to avoid betraying their location with bubbles, used spear guns...

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