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Funny story: Somali Pirates Attack Oxford Boat Crew In Annual Thames Race!

Somali Pirates Attack Oxford Boat Crew In Annual Thames Race!

The 158th annual boat race between Oxford and Cambridge was brought to a dramatic halt earlier today when the Oxford crew came under attack by a Somali Pirate submarine after it had suddenly surfaced a few yards in front of the Oxford rowing boat nea...
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Funny story: Somalian Pirates lodge an official complaint with the World Trade Organisation

Somalian Pirates lodge an official complaint with the World Trade Organisation

Better known for their lack of diplomacy, a group of Somalian Pirates have turned their focus from the high seas to the high courts. They contest that with vessels plying the waters around Somalia now all accompanied by armed guards, the navy or both...
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Funny story: OMG! Somali pirates poised to capture HMS Daring on Friday the 13th!!

OMG! Somali pirates poised to capture HMS Daring on Friday the 13th!!

Portsmouth - A ouija board reading at the Admiralty tonight voiced fears about the Brits' new kick-ass boat HMS Daring being seized by Somali pirates on Friday the 13th. The Type 45 destroyer left Portsmouth this morning bound for the turbulent, o...
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Funny story: Congress' New Years Resolution: End Piracy

Congress' New Years Resolution: End Piracy

I know what you're thinking, but its not the Somali Pirates they are interested in. No, the Disney franchise isn't being threatened either. Today the biggest and most dangerous center of piracy is none other than the internet. This week not just one but two competing bills are making their way through congress to sharply increase the powers of the US Government to combat these dangerous pirates. T...
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Funny story: Study: There are no more pirates today than there were 200 years ago, BUT there are more pirate movies

Study: There are no more pirates today than there were 200 years ago, BUT there are more pirate movies

A recent study released by Harfold State College confirms what many believed: the media has whipped us up into thinking that pirates have just recently come out of the woodwork. Similar to shark attacks, pirates have been around as long as there h...
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Funny story: Hubris Travels on a Bus! Obama Continues to Travel First Class at Taxpayer Expense!

Hubris Travels on a Bus! Obama Continues to Travel First Class at Taxpayer Expense!

In a cloud of diesel smoke and a hearty "Saddle Up and Head 'em Out", Barry Obama took to the open road on his 3 day political junket in a presidential cavalcade consisting of $3m worth of custom buses and a horde of support vehicles at taxpayer expe...
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Funny story: Somali Pirates Holding Wisconsin Democrats for Ransom

Somali Pirates Holding Wisconsin Democrats for Ransom

It has been revealed that the Democrats in the Wisconsin Senate who have ostensibly been in hiding to stall the collective bargaining vote are actually captives of Somali pirates. According to anonymous sources, the fourteen pro-union Senators were...
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Funny story: Unmanned oil tanker drones to fool pesky Somali pirates

Unmanned oil tanker drones to fool pesky Somali pirates

Indian Ocean - (Crude Stuff): They're being compared to Queen Elizabeth I's arson galleons that sunk the Armada and singed the King of Spain's pathetic little beard. The decoy craft will be packed with explosives and will detonate in the event of...
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Funny story: Rasta Mouse Agrees To Speak To Somali Pirates

Rasta Mouse Agrees To Speak To Somali Pirates

The World seemed a better place today as news filtered through that the UN Diplomat Rasta Mouse has agreed to speak to Somali pirates in an effort to stem the rise of piracy in the region. Speaking from his own Pirate-Radio station, Rough-Neck Tun...
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Funny story: Somali Pirate Seamen Rendered Impotent

Somali Pirate Seamen Rendered Impotent

Following another failed penetration of a wide bottomed South Korean tanker, Somali pirates were withdrawn from the tanker at the point of the breach and rendered harmless by South Korean forces. "Thankfully they were not fully prepared for the en...
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Funny story: Conspiracy Theories Circulating Around Couple Released from Somali Pirates

Conspiracy Theories Circulating Around Couple Released from Somali Pirates

LONDON - The couple who were released from the Somali pirates are relieved to be back home. After their 13-month situation, many theorists have come up with the story behind their so-called ordeal. "Well," said FourForFour, an internet theorist...
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Funny story: Chandlers staying mum about reported Maddie sightings

Chandlers staying mum about reported Maddie sightings

Mogadishu - (Praia da Iluzion Mess): The yachting couple said today they had read a story last year that the missing Rothley child had been seen aboard a boat 'in Mogadishu'. But Paul and Rachel Chandler refused to spill the beans ahead of the fo...
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Funny story: Somali pirates' ransom scam 'is Tory nutters fundraiser'

Somali pirates' ransom scam 'is Tory nutters fundraiser'

Mogadishu - (Stand & Deliver Mess): Are pesky Somali pirates really working for demented cash-strapped nutters - like Mrs Thatcher's son Mark? The reported $500,000 ransom paid for the Chandlers' release remains shrouded in mystery. However...
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Funny story: Somali pirates hijack the Love Boat

Somali pirates hijack the Love Boat

The Love Boat, which has been off our screens for twenty-five years, has been hijacked leaving Egypt. The documentary about the affairs of the heart that occurred on this boat was compulsive viewing during the late seventies and early eighties, but w...
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Funny story: Somali Pirates to buy Manchester City

Somali Pirates to buy Manchester City

Mega-wealthy Somali pirates are set to buy Manchester City from current owner Sheikh Mansoor. At an estimated cost of 500 million the pirate consortium lead by Captain Jamel Sparrow will take control of the club before the Manchester derby against...
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Funny story: Somali Pirates Capture, Release Chinese Cargo Ship

Somali Pirates Capture, Release Chinese Cargo Ship

DUBAI, UAE - A Chinese cargo ship was captured by Somali pirates last week off the coast of Somalia; however, unlike the German cargo ship seized days earlier and rescued by United States Marine forces, the Chinese cargo ship was released by the...
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Funny story: Somali Pirates No Match for Siobhan Magnus' Scream

Somali Pirates No Match for Siobhan Magnus' Scream

LOS ANGELES, California - Unarmed security guards deterred a gang of pirates this Thursday, delivering earsplitting shrieks in their direction when they attempted to board a ship off the coast of Africa, said a spokesman for Kathie Lee Festival Tours...
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Funny story: Cops probe Robert Thompson's 'Somali pirates captured great aunt' claims

Cops probe Robert Thompson's 'Somali pirates captured great aunt' claims

London - (Abduction Mess): The Jon Venables media storm has taken a startling new turn as police begin investigating former Bulger killer accomplice Robert Thompson's 'Somali pirates' kidnap claims. Muckers of the 27 year-old told told the Daily C...
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