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Funny story:  Missile Magic Planned

Missile Magic Planned

Beards were dancing in the streets of Iran (they do have streets there right?) after the Iranian military announced it's latest weapon in the ongoing war with The West and The South and The North and most probably The East as well. In fact anyone tha...
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Funny story:  Britain's legacy of rodent soldiers

Britain's legacy of rodent soldiers

A new film is in the cinemas which aims to shed light on a little known chapter of Britain's military history. Entitled "War Hamster", it tells the story of a young man called Albert Furbottom who takes his pet hamster with him to fight in the First World War. Albert is only aged 15 at the outbreak of the war, but after seeing all his elder brothers sign up, he follows them to the recruitment o...
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Funny story:  Soldier sues Military top brass

Soldier sues Military top brass

A young soldier will make history today. He is taking the British Army to the law courts in the Strand, where he will claim they made his life a misery, and abused his human rights. Top military lawyer, Colonel Stan Down, says the army are not to...
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Funny story:  Time To Get Up And Go To Work

Time To Get Up And Go To Work

I'm getting older these days, and life doesn't get much easier, but a man has to do what a man has to do. I'm pretty fit, and sometimes I can compete with people half my age. But I started to feel a little bit vulnerable lately. Not only physically, but mentally too. I suspect sometimes that I'm devolving into an idiot. Maybe I am - but as long as I can take a fair stab at the Times crossword a...
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Funny story:  U.S. Armed Forces Drops Gay Policy

U.S. Armed Forces Drops Gay Policy

The Obama administration has changed the, Don't Ask, Don't Tell, policy placed by Bill Clinton during his stint in the oval office. The Don't Ask, Don't Tell, policy originally came from the draft board asking potential soldiers if they had homosexu...
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Funny story:  Body of Soldier killed at Culloden in 1746 found

Body of Soldier killed at Culloden in 1746 found

The body of a soldier killed at Culloden, has been found at the sight of the massacre carried out by the butcher Duke of Cumberland, against the Highlanders. Although there was nothing left but bones around the skeletons neck was a name tag Camero...
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Funny story:  US Defense Secretary: Gays Should Die

US Defense Secretary: Gays Should Die

Now that the United States military is rescinding the "don't ask, don't tell" policy implemented by former President Clinton, hundreds of thousands of soldiers are stepping forward and admitting they are gay. During a recent visit to an army base,...
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Funny story:  Colonel Juan Is Now Captain Juan After Naked Hot Tub Party With Enlisted Men

Colonel Juan Is Now Captain Juan After Naked Hot Tub Party With Enlisted Men

After his experiences with three naked enlisted soldiers in a public hot tub, Colonel Juan was busted in rank. The new Captain Juan was also reassigned from his position at the United Nations Offices in Geneva to a base in his banana republic countr...
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Funny story:  Onward Democratic Soldiers

Onward Democratic Soldiers

Ford Ord CA, January 21, 2009: Under direction of the Democratic Commander in Chief, via Executive Order 1, a new US Army Drill Team has been formed.
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Funny story:  Traffic Wardens to go to war!

Traffic Wardens to go to war!

In response to recent criticism over soldiers pay, the government has announced plans to deploy traffic wardens into the worlds trouble spots such as Iraq.
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Funny story:  Soldiers Strip Off in Norway Bar and Receive Complaints

Soldiers Strip Off in Norway Bar and Receive Complaints

Shocked Ministry of Defence officials were today left reeling after several British Commando's went completely commando in a bar and patrons actually complained.
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Funny story:  Bush Tells Press he Served in War, Shows Self in Action

Bush Tells Press he Served in War, Shows Self in Action

Washington, DC -- President George Bush met with reporters today to clear the air about his confusing military past.
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Funny story:  Soldiers of Misfortune

Soldiers of Misfortune

Mangled and maimed British troops sent back from the one-sided war in former peace-mongering rogue state Iraq are being told they will have to raise their own funds for medical care in a 'bob-a-job' manner.
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Funny story:  Equestrian IV

Equestrian IV

Before sunrise, battalion commander, riding his light bay horse and followed by his servant, reached the gate. The servant soldier cut short his distance to hold the bridle of commander's horse. When the CO dismounted, the soldier took the horse away. The lieutenant, to meet the battalion commander, marched forward, stopping about four yards before his commander. Distinctly and loud enough, th...
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Funny story:  Tomb Of The Unknown Warrior?

Tomb Of The Unknown Warrior?

LONDON (Defecated News) - In Westminster on November 11th 1920 a soldier was buried. His tomb has been known as The Tomb Of The Unknown Warrior since, with similar tombs set up around the world as a symbolic gesture...
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Funny story:  My Brave Soldier.

My Brave Soldier.

From a Mother to her son. My Son.
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Funny story:  Military's meditation program under fire for brainwashing

Military's meditation program under fire for brainwashing

Implemented in 1992 to accomodate soldiers complaining of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, the Army's Relaxing Environmental Visualization (REV) program proved effective at reducing the horrible flashbacks and other symptoms.
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Funny story:  General: Army's new uniforms gonna kick butt

General: Army's new uniforms gonna kick butt

Soldiers of the future should get used to breathing filtered air. Air quality in war zones has grown to debilitating levels due to radioactive materials from allied ordnance.
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