New York, NY - According to Dr. Mellysay of India, stationed at the UN building, the world’s scientists have united in a global effort to wind several billion turns of 1 gauge silver wire around the equator.
The reason given by the Dr. involves so...
Space, The Cosmos - Just what this means for dotty Miley Cyrus, beleaguered former poster-child for Disney corruption, or past-her-sell-by Sagittarian Vanessa Hudgens isn't immediately clear, of course.
All that's cooking up trouble in the cosmos...
A funny thing happened on the way to our 2012 world ending solar storm, local blackouts and satellite and cellular service interruption has forced people to actually speak to each other face to face, learn to help out a neighbor running short on cand...
'Don't panic, because there is nothing you can do!' exclaimed the Government's Chief Scientific Adviser, Charles Gloom 'there is a solar storm coming from space and anyone might be able to hear your telephone conversations as all electric currents wi...
NASA scientists were quick to reassure the world's population that we don't face imminent doom just yet.
We've got at least until 2013 before the brown stuff hits the fan.
The apparent problem is a cyclical increase in sunspot and solar storm a...
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