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Modern Family voted Greatest Television Program of All Time by everybody alive in the entire world

Modern Family is now the only television program ever made to receive the title "Greatest Television Program of All Time" and was voted for by everybody alive today and the award will be presented to the show at the 2015 Golden Globe awards which wil...

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Sofia Vergara Shocked That Some Products Not Endorsed By Her - Offers To Help Out

A shell shocked Sofia Vergara is still reeling in horror after discovering that there were still products and services that the buxom Colombian actress was not endorsing. "Call me mad - but it seems as though there are many products and services...

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The Sexy and Sultry Sofia Vergara Woos Then Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Funny story: The Sexy and Sultry Sofia Vergara Woos Then Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Sofia Vergara, the star of the hit sitcom Modern Family flew down to Mexico to get away from the hustle and bustle of Tinsel Town. From the minute her plane landed at The General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport and she...

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Sofia Vergara Admits That Her Boobs Are Getting Bigger

Funny story: Sofia Vergara Admits That Her Boobs Are Getting Bigger

HOLLYWOOD - Colombian-born Sofia Vergara has become one of the most popular actresses on American television. The star of Modern Family recently sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a local Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant in Holl...

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Piers Morgan Live Given The Old Heave Ho

Funny story: Piers Morgan Live Given The Old Heave Ho

NEW YORK CITY - CNN has announced that the curtain will fall on Piers Morgan's show, Piers Morgan Live. The British host said that he was a bit surprised as he truly felt that he was doing a bloody bloomin' bang up job. He told Sangria Wine wit...

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The Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

Funny story: The Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

CHICAGO - The Hasbrother Toy Company has just announced that all of the Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls that have been sent to retail stores in the USA are being recalled. A spokesperson for the toy manufacturing company stated that the dolls are b...

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NASA's Nationally Televised Telethon Will Be A Star-Studded Event

Funny story: NASA's Nationally Televised Telethon Will Be A Star-Studded Event

HOUSTON - It is widely known that NASA has been having financial problems for the past three years. Much of that can be attributed to the high cost in utility bills which are enormous at The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center. NASA Spokesperson Tre...

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Sofia Vergara Endorses Something Else

Funny story: Sofia Vergara Endorses Something Else

Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara has announced that she has signed yet another multi-million dollar endorsement deal - this time endorsing yet anther product she has not used, purchased, would ever dream of using or purchasing, has no intention of...

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Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...

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Sofia Vergara Agrees To Make A Public Service Commercial For NASA

HOUSTON - NASA has just informed the national news media that actress Sofia Vergara has just signed a contract to star in a public service commercial for The National Aeronautical Space Administration. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb said that...

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Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

Funny story: Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

BEVERLY HILLS - Sofia Vergara was seen dining alone at the exquisite Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills. The well-endowed star of the hit sitcom Modern Family was upset at the recent suggestions that she should consider goi...

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The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

Funny story: The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

HOLLYWOOD - Sofia Vergara, who plays a sensuously lascivious trophy wife on the hit sitcom Modern Family has just been named as the highest paid actress on television. The 41-year-old buxom babe, whose bra size is a stunning 32-F recently said on...

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Sofia Vergara Insures Her Breasts For $2 Million Each

Funny story: Sofia Vergara Insures Her Breasts For $2 Million Each

HOLLYWOOD - Several entertainment publications have noted that the most popular pair of Tinsel Town breasts belong to the star of Modern Family, Sofia Vergara. The Colombian bombshell just turned 41, in July and she has already been named the Most...

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Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston and her long time fiancé Justin Theroux were recently spotted at The Fredericks of Hollywood Bra Museum. The two were seen giggling at a bra that had been donated to the museum by Dolly Parton. Jennifer also was ama...

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Sofia Vergara Talks Openly Regarding Her Fantastic Boobs

Funny story: Sofia Vergara Talks Openly Regarding Her Fantastic Boobs

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the stars of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara had just had her hair styled by FuFi Fondue, known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars when she was approached by a celebrity reporter. Miss Vergara had been interviewed...

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The Titillating Reason Sofia Vergara Turned Down Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: The Titillating Reason Sofia Vergara Turned Down Dancing With The Stars

LOS ANGELES - The star of the television comedy Modern Family, Sofia Vergara currently has the biggest selling calendar in the entire country. According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres, Ms. Vergara's 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Ma...

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Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

Funny story: Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

CHICAGO - The CEO of Calendars 'R' Us, which is the largest calendar manufacturer in the world, has just stated that The 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Mayan Apocalypse Calendar is having astounding sales. Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr., the calendar comp...

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Sofia Vergara Is Proud of Her 34-DD's

Funny story: Sofia Vergara Is Proud of Her 34-DD's

HOLLYWOOD - Sofia Vergara was spotted having lunch at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Hollywood. She recently appeared on The View and was asked by Elizabeth Hasselbeck about being so well-endowed in the rack department. Vergara, wh...

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