BILLINGSGATE POST: The tradition of popcorn box sex is almost as old as Orvil Redenbacher. In a newly released report titled, "The Comparative Study of Sexual Behavior Between Popcorn Boxes and Human Beings," Indiana University Professor Nookie Pr...
Nature seems to be fond of sexual desire. Put yourself in her place and watch plants and animals engaged in constant reproduction, of course, in an old-fashioned way: male to female. Yet man, is programmed to modify Mother Nature's behavior.
In India, the reward for every man to undergo vasectomy was a transistor radio.
Family planning has its own inadequacies. Men don't like intercourse w...
With New York joining other states in legalizing gay marriage, it seems that it will be just a matter of time until they not only change the definition of marriage to include same-sex partners, but they demand that they be granted procreative rights.
New York, N.Y. - The Frenchman who 'heads' the International Monetary Fund was nabbed off a plane in New York for allegedly molesting the 'head' of a Manhattan hotel maid today according to police in N.Y.
Dominique Strauss-Kahn met New York's fine...
Another one bites the, ah, "dust" when it comes to the never-a-lack-of entertainment world of televised evangelical leaders. Following in the auspicious and apology rehearsed footsteps of Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggert, and Jesse Jackson, a new Christian...
Following a rash of concerned citizen reports from various locations around the Texas panhandle, 43 year old Timothy "Tex" Tunstle was arrested yesterday in Booker, Texas on three separate counts of cattle sodomy.
While claiming that he was only t...
Seaton Carew, famous local man and failing entrepreneur, has agreed to give The Spoof! a sometimes fascinating insight to his daily life, his friendships and his colourful background.
We met with Mr Carew (age indeterminable) on the set of a new period drama series being filmed in the small Somerset town of Shepton Mallet as he tried to wheedle his way onto the camera at every opportunity.
Eighteen Nigerians arrested for violation of a state ordinance on sodomy have been tried and found guilty and will be executed Tuesday morning at sunrise. The group, led by Abu Buba, were all found in women's clothing near an illegal gay wedding.
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