Following the dubious award of Top Crap Town UK for the fifth year running, the residents of Baconsthorpe seem to have embraced the notoriety of their depressing abode.
Mayor Jimmy (The Knife) Roberto has taken out a full page advertisement this...
According to a recent USA Today poll, nearly 99% of all Americans suffer daily from the ill effects of BO and gas. This is a much higher rate than the peoples of most other countries, though gas seems to be quite a universal problem. Oddly, in som...
Taxi driver Derrick Bird unlawfully killed the 12 victims he shot dead in Cumbria before he committed suicide, an inquest jury has ruled.
I have just read the above headline on an onsite English newspaper and must admit to not having read the whole story.
The headline 'grabbed' me as we are encouraged to do with our own stories....let the headline grab 'em.
I am not commenting on the stor...
LONDON, EDINGBURH, CARDIFF, BELFAST - A new Counter-Terrorism report suggests that of the 1.7 million Muslims in Britain, nearly 80% are producing home-grown model citizens, who are terrifyingly good in school, and help out in their community.
The...
I want it! I want it! That's the words being yelled at t'interweb screens up and down the globe this week. What's all the fuss about? The poppeacock dress, that's what.
Modelled on a vintage look and costing less than an Essex vajazzle in any of t...
Adding to approved oxymoronically focused phrases which have included commonly used terms like, Metal Woods, Jumbo Shrimp, and Military Intelligence, the International Oxymoron Society has updated its list for 2010.
New additions to the IOS oxymo...
A report just released suggests that people from housing estates talk louder in the street than for instance, someone from a leafy suburb.
According to the study there is a direct correlation between how well to do you are and the volume at which...
Nohope Estate, Slagheap, Northumberland: Our reporter accompanies Condescensia Smugspeak as she takes the Big Society initiative to this bleak repository for the underclass, several members of which are standing aimlessly around in the concrete open area outside the tower blocks.
Three Youths are standing at some distance from and occasionally glaring at each other. Asking the name of the neare...
Society at large has quashed the political myth of a "Big Society" as expounded by the Con-Dem All (Conservative - Lib Dem Alliance).
Society, who's very existence had been questioned by a former Tory Prime Minister, made its views known in a seri...
Opening a door towards you puts you at a disadvantage if you have some pushy person from the other side coming towards you who doesn't wait his/her turn.
Most people when going through a doorway won't think much of this unless it happens to them b...
I believe, firmly and wholeheartedly, that society as we know it is destined for failure. Why, you enquire, I assume, as you are likely to do? Read on, good sirs, and all will become abundantly clear.
The following is an article to illustrate my intellectually stimulating point:
"It was announced today, in a report published by government-funded focus group Uncommon, that profanity and vulga...
The World Toilet Lid Courtesy Council issued a new set of recommendations for toilet seat use Monday. Citing toilet seat position a the number five cause of divorce worldwide, the council believes their new guidelines will increase family harmony and...
Dateline: August 29th, 2007
Reporting from: None of your business!...
Authorities from the Society To Regulate Abnormal Impulses and Gay-Homo Temptation (S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.) have confirmed that even a passing glance at the flaccid penis of another male makes you homosexual.
In a desperate bit to fit in with the elite of America's society, Posh Becks underwent the strict US naturalisation citizen test and FAILED miserably.
Researchers at The British Institute of Competence in Cambridge, today, revealed that Babies are the least effective members of U.K. society.
The American society of editors today announced its program to help music and movie stars.
Sydney - A toy that encourages young men to "Choke the Chicken" sends a terrible message to them, according to members of the Royal Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Rubber Animals, "and should be outlawed." Boys should t...