In a shock move the children of glamour model Jordan have been seized in a dawn swoop by social services.
Jordan, otherwise known as Katie Price, is said to be devastated by what has happened. She is shocked that former husband Peter Andre has 'g...
HM the Queen is back home at Buckingham Palace tonight, wondering not for the first time how it all went so wrong.
In this latest instance, HM was forced into protective care after telling people 'I don't think he looks like my father at all.'...
With President Barack Obama's proposed 2011 budget assigning 68% of all Federal Spending to entitlement programs, the administration has announced the need to creat the position of Entitlement Czar. The new Super-Cabinet Level post is scheduled to o...
Society at large has quashed the political myth of a "Big Society" as expounded by the Con-Dem All (Conservative - Lib Dem Alliance).
Society, who's very existence had been questioned by a former Tory Prime Minister, made its views known in a seri...
Responding to the criticism of all Social Services departments across the UK over the handling of the Baby P case, West Nowhere Social Services are taking a much more pro-active approach.
"We do not want to be caught with our pants down," a spokes...
30-year old mother of 16, Josephine Led, from Hackney has just broken the UK record for most children taken into care following the birth of her 16th child, a boy, yesterday.
Social Services officials were present at the birth to take the child a...
Camden social Services today confirmed that they have taken Michael Jackson's children into care. Social workers acted following an anonymous tip off which claimed that the children were about to be made to follow in their father's footsteps.
"We...
The long awaited report into the death of a young man at the hands of his elder brother was published today amid claims that the family had been badly let down by welfare services. "Had the authorities acted sooner this young mans death could have be...
An old woman was forcibly removed from her family home and returned to a residential care home. Her family had been concerned about her treatment in the home.
Elizabeth Windsor, 85, of 1 The Mall, London, was sitting in the living room playing Mon...
Mrs Rabbit, the single mother left in charge of Peter Rabbit is to be investigated by Children's Services in Cumbria.
The Rabbit family shot to fame when their plight was dramatised by the author Beatrix Potter.
"Mrs Rabbit is struggling to bri...
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): For years a North London council knew that disgraced social worker Sharon Poosmith 'was probably Myra Hindley's illigitimate daughter' according to an opinion poll in this weekend's Fascist on Sunday.
Poosmith,...
RESIDENTS of a York street have reacted furiously to the decision by City of York Council's housing allocations team to give a tenancy to a family with no criminal record and no history of claiming benefits.
Schoolteachers Christian and Harriet...
Pandemonium broke out this afternoon on a council estate in Oxford when Social Services removed a 'disturbed and abused' pet goldfish from its family home, in a bowl, on the sideboard, and took it into protective custody.
'This is outrageous,' sai...
Nuremberg, Germany - (Reuterus): Social service have intervened in the controversy of baby Flocke the bi-polar bear cub whose mother was recently branded a negligent old slag by Nuremberg Zoo officials.
Mr. and Mrs Jones had just settled in for the night in their pleasant home in Surrey and were getting "bu-sy" when there was an almighty thud from their front door followed by the sound of jackboots on the stairs, then thei...
Social Services decided to open up octogenarian dispute settlement centers today in Tampa and other cities across the nation. The purpose of the centers is to serve seniors and help them resolve problems with older family members over the holidays. A...