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Funny story: Republicans Announce Social Security Lottery

Republicans Announce Social Security Lottery

Washington DC Republican House of Representatives leaders today announced plans for a new bill to fix Social Security. Speaker of the House John Boehner spoke today and said, "I have two important announcements to make. One--we have come up with...
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Funny story: The Department of Social Security Says That By 2016, They Could Be Down To $29,000

The Department of Social Security Says That By 2016, They Could Be Down To $29,000

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A spokesperson for the Department of Social Security has just announced that the department is paying out a lot more than it is bringing in. Social Security spokesperson Raquel Follyfeeni, 38, told American Spotlight Magazine th...
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Funny story: US sues Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi

US sues Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi

Washington DC - TheSpoof.com has confirmed Eric Gunholder will sue Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi. According to the suit, Ponzi spoiled the reputation of the Social Security Administration. Gunholder told TheSpoof.com in an exclu...
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Funny story: Romney rejects what he said whatever it was

Romney rejects what he said whatever it was

Washington DC - In a desparate attempt to avoid banishment and deportation, Romney has switched his position once again. Rather than spouting "I stand by what I said what ever it was", he is saying "I reject what I said what ever it was." Other s...
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Funny story: Banks push for entitlement reform

Banks push for entitlement reform

Washington DC - Lobbyists around the capital are pushing the Congress to enact new legislation to curb what they see is an attitude of blatant entitlement. According to our source, Representative Crass Raftgay, banks want to put an end to entitl...
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Funny story: Social Media Turning Americans Into Socialists, Study Warns

Social Media Turning Americans Into Socialists, Study Warns

Washington, DC - America's growing use of social media is transforming the population of the United States into "a gang of pinko, socialist subversives," according to a study by a leading conservative think tank. In a comprehensive three-page repo...
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Funny story: Government and DWP announce new Yob Centres

Government and DWP announce new Yob Centres

The Government, through the Department for Work and Pensions, has announced the introduction of new Yob Centres aimed especially at the work-shy, brain dead and late-teen New Direction fans. Tastefully decorated in appealing "street pizza" pattern...
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Funny story: Obama's Social Security Solution

Obama's Social Security Solution

Hey kids! I have been buzzing around the White House lately, listening here, listening there, and heck I just flew off the wall in the president's office in the west wing. Whoo Boy! Do I have some juicy stuff for you today! Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Dennis Hippoboscoidea. Yep, I know. I'm a house fly. Watch it buddy, keep up the jokes and I'll give you a healthy...
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Funny story: Organized crime steps in to 'organize' the US government

Organized crime steps in to 'organize' the US government

Howard Beach, Queens - Tired of seeing their criminal gains decline due to a shrinking economy and legislative indifference, the leading organized crime families in America have joined forces to take over the US government. "Youse won't be hearing...
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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats reconcile to gang up on America

Republicans and Democrats reconcile to gang up on America

Washington, DC - Stung by what might be the lowest job approval rating in the history of work, leading politicians from both political parties have put their differences aside to team up and go after the American public. "The war between Democra...
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Funny story: Madoff Chastises Rick Perry for Social Security Ponzi Comment

Madoff Chastises Rick Perry for Social Security Ponzi Comment

DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA - Bernie Madoff has taken umbrage to Rick Perry's comments that Social Security is a "Ponzi scheme". "As the architect of the largest Ponzi scheme in the world I find it extremely offensive that Perry could compare my inves...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Prosperity Plan: Raise the Retirement Age to 90, Lower the Drinking Age to 12

Sarah Palin's Prosperity Plan: Raise the Retirement Age to 90, Lower the Drinking Age to 12

Wasilla, Alaska - Tired of being branded as a political lightweight, Republican presidential contender Sarah Palin today revealed some heavy ideas for dealing with America's ongoing economic crisis. "The way I see it," Palin said, "America is bein...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Undeclared Republican presidential candidate Sarah Palin today asked Congress to replace Social Security, Medicare and other entitlements with a program that would provide a hardshell helmet for every man, woman and child in America. "It's time to...
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Funny story: Social Security Launches Astrological Payment Plan

Social Security Launches Astrological Payment Plan

Washington, D.C. - The Social Security Administration has just announced a new plan to pay recipients their monthly checks according to their astrological sign. While this may appear to be a highly unusual decision on the part of the SSA, the g...
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Funny story: Walking the Talk: House Republicans,Glenn Beck Call on Americans to Reject Medicare, Veterans Benefits

Walking the Talk: House Republicans,Glenn Beck Call on Americans to Reject Medicare, Veterans Benefits

Fresh from the victory of passing the 2012 budget in the U.S. House of Representatives, Congressman Paul Ryan and Congressman Michelle Bachmann took to the steps of the U.S Capitol, calling on Americans to take "bold new steps" to show their support for the Republican-sponsored budget plan. "This new budget plan is a breath of fresh air," beamed Ryan. "It identifies so-called entitlements for...
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Funny story: US House covets dental gold

US House covets dental gold

Washington DC - A confidential source, code-named Praline, on a key committee of the US House has revealed that not only will Social Security be cut to the quick, but Baby Boomers will be targeted in a new way. As gold is expected to reach $2,000...
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Funny story: Social Security Checks to be Cut in Half!

Social Security Checks to be Cut in Half!

In an agreement after a hard fought battle, both the President and the Republican-led congress have agreed to "bite the biggun" and cut millions of social security checks in half, beginning on July 1st, the start of the 2012 fiscal year. "Of cours...
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Funny story: US Government: Pay Blood Tax Or We Bleed You Dry

US Government: Pay Blood Tax Or We Bleed You Dry

The US government today unveiled plans to hit every man woman and child with a compulsory blood tax in order to combat Americas growing deficit. Congressman agreed yesterday to the government plans, who voted an incredible 94% in favour of the mo...
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