Showing:

Funny satire stories about Sochi 2014

Try another search?

U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial

Funny story: U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial

WASHINGTON, DC - US Presidential Spokesman, Jay Carney, announced today that the USA will boycott the Sochi Paralympics in protest over the trial of Oscar Pistorius, himself a paraplegic. The announcement came shortly after the completion of the O...

Read full story View 'U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial'

Maria Sharapova Says That President Putin Gave Her His Personal Cell Phone Number

Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says That President Putin Gave Her His Personal Cell Phone Number

NEW YORK CITY - Tennis great Maria Sharapova recently told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that she really enjoyed traveling to Sochi, Russia and watching the XXII Olympic games. She said that one day while sitting in the stands sh...

Read full story View 'Maria Sharapova Says That President Putin Gave Her His Personal Cell Phone Number'

Giant Spider Found Living In Sochi Stadium

Funny story: Giant Spider Found Living In Sochi Stadium

Just a day after the Sochi winter Olympics had finished and already the purpose-built stadium has found itself a new tenant. A thirty-foot tarantula has snuck into the arena and made itself at home. The gigantic spider was found by the building's j...

Read full story View 'Giant Spider Found Living In Sochi Stadium'

Scores of Olympic ice skaters hospitalized with genital frostbite

Funny story: Scores of Olympic ice skaters hospitalized with genital frostbite

Sochi, Black Sea - Figure skaters competing in this year's Winter Games have complained that Russian sports authorities deliberately turned down the temperature on the Olympic skating rink knowing it would adversely affect athletes unable to wear the...

Read full story View 'Scores of Olympic ice skaters hospitalized with genital frostbite'

PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout

Funny story: PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout

CHICAGO - Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun is poised to become a very wealthy young athlete. The Turnstile Review has stated that Miss Chamoun has just been offered a seven figure contract to pose in the nude for PlayGuy Magazine. If the b...

Read full story View 'PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout'

Russian Root Vegetable Parade to End Sochi Olympics

Funny story: Russian Root Vegetable Parade to End Sochi Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Russian Olympic Officials announced today they are adding a special parade to the closing ceremonies of the winter Olympics. Alexi Grasmik, spokesman for the organizers said, "To honor Mother Russia and show the world the strength...

Read full story View 'Russian Root Vegetable Parade to End Sochi Olympics'

Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fake Gold Medals

Funny story: Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fake Gold Medals

In an attempt to curtail expenses the Olympic Committee has taken the measure of exchanging 1st place gold medals with ones made out of fool's gold, the famous mineral often mistaken for gold by enterprising miners. These pseudo statues will be given...

Read full story View 'Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fake Gold Medals'

Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

Funny story: Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

The Russian men's hockey team, were eliminated from play by the Finnish men's team, 3-1 today, setting off protests throughout Russia. Under great pressure from the people of Russia to 'do something', Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered a f...

Read full story View 'Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!'

President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics

Funny story: President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics

SOCHI, Russia - Justin Bieber told his manager to make arrangements for him and his 16-person entourage to fly to Sochi, Russia to attend the Winter Olympics. After the Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee received the message they instantly contac...

Read full story View 'President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics'

Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

Funny story: Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

TAIPEI,TAIWAN: Excitement is building as the official Olympic team is readying their rigorous training program. "Team Taiwan" has been enlisting the help of local townspeople to create a snow slope on one of the local hills. Locals have been freez...

Read full story View 'Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing'

Russian President Putin Speaks To The Russian Olympic Athletes And Offers Them A Fantastic Incentive

Funny story: Russian President Putin Speaks To The Russian Olympic Athletes And Offers Them A Fantastic Incentive

SOCHI, Russia - President Putin of Russia says that he wants Russia to win the Olympics and he has devised what he is calling a fabulous incentive. The Russian president told the Olympics news media that his good friend and National Director of Co...

Read full story View 'Russian President Putin Speaks To The Russian Olympic Athletes And Offers Them A Fantastic Incentive'

North Korean Olympic Team Dissolved After Eating 10% of Their Country's Food Supply

Pyongyang, North Korea-Although North Korea had hoped to field an Olympic team for the Sochi Winter Games, government officials forcibly disbanded the team after discovering that it had consumed about 10% of the national food supply. "Although every...

Read full story View 'North Korean Olympic Team Dissolved After Eating 10% of Their Country's Food Supply'

Most Brits 'sick to death of bloody curling' Russian Olympic authorities told

Funny story: Most Brits 'sick to death of bloody curling' Russian Olympic authorities told

Sochi, Black Sea - "I mean, it's not even a proper sport like Yuletide cock fighting or blizzard bear bating, innit?" a UK National TV Viewers Association spokesman told Sochi organisers today as an outbreak of near brain death by Olympics TV coverag...

Read full story View 'Most Brits 'sick to death of bloody curling' Russian Olympic authorities told'

Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

Funny story: Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

SOCHI, RUSSIA - The entire USA Olympic skating team announced today that they are gay. Terrance Nigel Theissen, USA Olympic Spokesperson, stated that they made the decision today to come out in order to answer any questions that viewers might have ab...

Read full story View 'Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet'

Beautiful Venezuelan Olympic Ski Jumper Admits She Was Born A Male

Funny story: Beautiful Venezuelan Olympic Ski Jumper Admits She Was Born A Male

SOCHI, Russia - One of the biggest surprises at The XXII Sochi Winter Olympics has just been uncovered by The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has informed the world wide news media of a confession made by Juanita...

Read full story View 'Beautiful Venezuelan Olympic Ski Jumper Admits She Was Born A Male'

Maksim Chmerkovskiy Attends The Sochi Olympics As The Special Guest of President Putin

Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Attends The Sochi Olympics As The Special Guest of President Putin

SOCHI, Russia - The Dancing With The Stars dancer who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom is excited at having received a personal invitation to attend the XXII Sochi Olympics. Maksim Chmerkovskiy informed Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo...

Read full story View 'Maksim Chmerkovskiy Attends The Sochi Olympics As The Special Guest of President Putin'

Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

Funny story: Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

MOSCOW - The Vodkavich News Agency has just learned that the Russian government has had to furlough some federal workers. The national news agency has said that the KGB has laid off 80 spies due to the down spiraling Russian economic situation.

Read full story View 'Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy'

Tennis Star Anna Kournikova Travels To Sochi, Russia To Cheer On Her Long Time Friend

Funny story: Tennis Star Anna Kournikova Travels To Sochi, Russia To Cheer On Her Long Time Friend

SOCHI, Russia - Tennis legend Anna Kournikova flew to Sochi, Russia to see her life long friend Kendarla Singwesi of Indonesia compete in the XXII Winter Olympics. Anna told Zorro LaBamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that she promised Kendy, as she...

Read full story View 'Tennis Star Anna Kournikova Travels To Sochi, Russia To Cheer On Her Long Time Friend'

Breaking news…

Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
83 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more