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Funny story: U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial

U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial

WASHINGTON, DC - US Presidential Spokesman, Jay Carney, announced today that the USA will boycott the Sochi Paralympics in protest over the trial of Oscar Pistorius, himself a paraplegic. The announcement came shortly after the completion of the O...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says That President Putin Gave Her His Personal Cell Phone Number

Maria Sharapova Says That President Putin Gave Her His Personal Cell Phone Number

NEW YORK CITY - Tennis great Maria Sharapova recently told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that she really enjoyed traveling to Sochi, Russia and watching the XXII Olympic games. She said that one day while sitting in the stands sh...
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Funny story: Giant Spider Found Living In Sochi Stadium

Giant Spider Found Living In Sochi Stadium

Just a day after the Sochi winter Olympics had finished and already the purpose-built stadium has found itself a new tenant. A thirty-foot tarantula has snuck into the arena and made itself at home. The gigantic spider was found by the building's j...
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Funny story: Scores of Olympic ice skaters hospitalized with genital frostbite

Scores of Olympic ice skaters hospitalized with genital frostbite

Sochi, Black Sea - Figure skaters competing in this year's Winter Games have complained that Russian sports authorities deliberately turned down the temperature on the Olympic skating rink knowing it would adversely affect athletes unable to wear the...
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Funny story: PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout

PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout

CHICAGO - Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun is poised to become a very wealthy young athlete. The Turnstile Review has stated that Miss Chamoun has just been offered a seven figure contract to pose in the nude for PlayGuy Magazine. If the b...
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Funny story: Russian Root Vegetable Parade to End Sochi Olympics

Russian Root Vegetable Parade to End Sochi Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Russian Olympic Officials announced today they are adding a special parade to the closing ceremonies of the winter Olympics. Alexi Grasmik, spokesman for the organizers said, "To honor Mother Russia and show the world the strength...
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Funny story: Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fake Gold Medals

Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fake Gold Medals

In an attempt to curtail expenses the Olympic Committee has taken the measure of exchanging 1st place gold medals with ones made out of fool's gold, the famous mineral often mistaken for gold by enterprising miners. These pseudo statues will be given...
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Funny story: Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

The Russian men's hockey team, were eliminated from play by the Finnish men's team, 3-1 today, setting off protests throughout Russia. Under great pressure from the people of Russia to 'do something', Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered a f...
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Funny story: President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics

President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics

SOCHI, Russia - Justin Bieber told his manager to make arrangements for him and his 16-person entourage to fly to Sochi, Russia to attend the Winter Olympics. After the Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee received the message they instantly contac...
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Funny story: Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

Taiwan Olympic Team Close to Having Enough Snow to Practice Skiing

TAIPEI,TAIWAN: Excitement is building as the official Olympic team is readying their rigorous training program. "Team Taiwan" has been enlisting the help of local townspeople to create a snow slope on one of the local hills. Locals have been freez...
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Funny story: Russian President Putin Speaks To The Russian Olympic Athletes And Offers Them A Fantastic Incentive

Russian President Putin Speaks To The Russian Olympic Athletes And Offers Them A Fantastic Incentive

SOCHI, Russia - President Putin of Russia says that he wants Russia to win the Olympics and he has devised what he is calling a fabulous incentive. The Russian president told the Olympics news media that his good friend and National Director of Co...
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Funny story: North Korean Olympic Team Dissolved After Eating 10% of Their Country's Food Supply

North Korean Olympic Team Dissolved After Eating 10% of Their Country's Food Supply

Pyongyang, North Korea-Although North Korea had hoped to field an Olympic team for the Sochi Winter Games, government officials forcibly disbanded the team after discovering that it had consumed about 10% of the national food supply. "Although every...
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Funny story: Most Brits 'sick to death of bloody curling' Russian Olympic authorities told

Most Brits 'sick to death of bloody curling' Russian Olympic authorities told

Sochi, Black Sea - "I mean, it's not even a proper sport like Yuletide cock fighting or blizzard bear bating, innit?" a UK National TV Viewers Association spokesman told Sochi organisers today as an outbreak of near brain death by Olympics TV coverag...
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Funny story: Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

SOCHI, RUSSIA - The entire USA Olympic skating team announced today that they are gay. Terrance Nigel Theissen, USA Olympic Spokesperson, stated that they made the decision today to come out in order to answer any questions that viewers might have ab...
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Funny story: Beautiful Venezuelan Olympic Ski Jumper Admits She Was Born A Male

Beautiful Venezuelan Olympic Ski Jumper Admits She Was Born A Male

SOCHI, Russia - One of the biggest surprises at The XXII Sochi Winter Olympics has just been uncovered by The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has informed the world wide news media of a confession made by Juanita...
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Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Attends The Sochi Olympics As The Special Guest of President Putin

Maksim Chmerkovskiy Attends The Sochi Olympics As The Special Guest of President Putin

SOCHI, Russia - The Dancing With The Stars dancer who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom is excited at having received a personal invitation to attend the XXII Sochi Olympics. Maksim Chmerkovskiy informed Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo...
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Funny story: Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

MOSCOW - The Vodkavich News Agency has just learned that the Russian government has had to furlough some federal workers. The national news agency has said that the KGB has laid off 80 spies due to the down spiraling Russian economic situation.
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Funny story: Tennis Star Anna Kournikova Travels To Sochi, Russia To Cheer On Her Long Time Friend

Tennis Star Anna Kournikova Travels To Sochi, Russia To Cheer On Her Long Time Friend

SOCHI, Russia - Tennis legend Anna Kournikova flew to Sochi, Russia to see her life long friend Kendarla Singwesi of Indonesia compete in the XXII Winter Olympics. Anna told Zorro LaBamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that she promised Kendy, as she...
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