Showing:

Funny satire stories about Sochi

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Funny story: Wedding Bells for Kenny Blankenship and "Olga from Volga"

Wedding Bells for Kenny Blankenship and "Olga from Volga"

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Despite threats from Russian police authorities to imprison the mysterious "Olga from Volga", one of the two female kidnappers of Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, she is headed down the aisle instead. At a press conference today,...
View 'Wedding Bells for Kenny Blankenship and "Olga from Volga"'
Funny story: "Olga from Volga" Offered a Lucrative Contract With Worldwise Wrestling Federation

"Olga from Volga" Offered a Lucrative Contract With Worldwise Wrestling Federation

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Worldwise Wrestling Federation (WWF) representatives were in Sochi today to offer "Olga from Volga", one of the anonymous kidnappers of Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, a lucrative wrestling contract with their Iron Butterfly Lady Wr...
View '"Olga from Volga" Offered a Lucrative Contract With Worldwise Wrestling Federation'
Funny story: For being so anti-gay, same-sex Russians sure do kiss a lot: study

For being so anti-gay, same-sex Russians sure do kiss a lot: study

HARFOLD, Vt. - A study released this week by Harfold State College has revealed that local students think all that kissing which same-sex Russian Olympians do is gay, especially for a city that has no gay people. Students in Carver Dining Hall wer...
View 'For being so anti-gay, same-sex Russians sure do kiss a lot: study'
Funny story: Olympic Curling marred by 'ball tampering'

Olympic Curling marred by 'ball tampering'

The extreme housework ice discipline of curling was rocked by controversy today, after accusations that some teams had used illegal tactics. Recent speculation regarding the Norwegian curling team's unorthodox trousers has culminated in an investi...
View 'Olympic Curling marred by 'ball tampering''
Funny story: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Kidnapped by Two Volga Women

Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Kidnapped by Two Volga Women

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Police authorities in Sochi confirmed that Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano are being held captive by two Volga Women, one of which only identified herself as "Olga from Volga". Kenny and Vic were last seen in the vicinity of the V...
View 'Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Kidnapped by Two Volga Women'
Funny story: "Hefty" Russian People Protest At Olympics

"Hefty" Russian People Protest At Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - A group of "hefty" Russian people were arrested today at the Olympics for protesting the lack of equality for heavier athletes at the winter games. A spokesman for the protestors pointed out that while the summer Olympics has event...
View '"Hefty" Russian People Protest At Olympics'
Funny story: Putin Calls Mulligan on Olympics, Requests a Do-Over Next Year

Putin Calls Mulligan on Olympics, Requests a Do-Over Next Year

After nearly two weeks of Olympic competition in Sochi, Russian President, Vladimir Putin is not completely satisfied with how the Games have turned out. So he has called a "mulligan", and is releasing a statement saying the Winter Olympic Games wil...
View 'Putin Calls Mulligan on Olympics, Requests a Do-Over Next Year'
Funny story: The Strip For Jackie Chamoun Olympic Movement Is Gaining Momentum

The Strip For Jackie Chamoun Olympic Movement Is Gaining Momentum

BEIRUT, Lebanon - The Strip For Jackie Movement in Lebanon has really picked up speed. Many Lebanese people not only in Lebanon but in places like Spain, Pakistan, and Cleveland have gotten behind Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun. Members...
View 'The Strip For Jackie Chamoun Olympic Movement Is Gaining Momentum'
Funny story: President Putin's Niece Is Thrilled At Getting To Meet NBC's Meredith Vieira

President Putin's Niece Is Thrilled At Getting To Meet NBC's Meredith Vieira

SOCHI, Russia - The niece of Russian President Vladimir Putin, Nadia Olgavich, is positively thrilled at having met one of her female role models, Meredith Vieira. Miss Olgavich speaking with Russia's national news agency Vodkavich said that ever...
View 'President Putin's Niece Is Thrilled At Getting To Meet NBC's Meredith Vieira'
Funny story: Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

SOCHI, RUSSIA - The entire USA Olympic skating team announced today that they are gay. Terrance Nigel Theissen, USA Olympic Spokesperson, stated that they made the decision today to come out in order to answer any questions that viewers might have ab...
View 'Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet'
Funny story: The Sultry and Sexy Maria Sharapova Spotted At The Sochi Winter Olympics

The Sultry and Sexy Maria Sharapova Spotted At The Sochi Winter Olympics

SOCHI, Russia - One of the world's greatest and prettiest tennis players Maria Sharapova was spotted at The XXII Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. The 6-foot-2-inch tall Sharapova was interviewed by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.
View 'The Sultry and Sexy Maria Sharapova Spotted At The Sochi Winter Olympics'
Funny story: Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un had hinted a few days ago that he was getting ready to fire a missile towards Japan. He had said that Japan had angered him when one of their high ranking officials had stated at The Sochi Olympics that the Nor...
View 'Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead'
Funny story: Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia

Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have six children and now a close friend of Angelina's has said that the actress wants to adopt a Russian baby. Jolie has three biological children plus she has adopted one each from Cambodia, Vietnam,...
View 'Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia'
Funny story: Americans Outraged by Russian Government

Americans Outraged by Russian Government

Americans are wondering why the world has rushed to attend Putin's party in Sochi as Russia continues to push its own defiant agenda on the world stage without regard for due process or the civil liberties of foreign citizens. Americans have expr...
View 'Americans Outraged by Russian Government'
Funny story: Dubious Food Offerings at Sochi Olympics

Dubious Food Offerings at Sochi Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Hungry foreigners attending the Olympic festivities have been suspiciously eyeing the food offerings at the concession stands. So far no one has had the courage to eat anything on the menu, although the Russians themselves are lining...
View 'Dubious Food Offerings at Sochi Olympics'
Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Lookalike Arrested At The Sochi Airport

Rudy Giuliani Lookalike Arrested At The Sochi Airport

SOCHI, Russia - Russian police have revealed that they have just arrested a man at The Sochi Airport who was claiming to be the former mayor of New York City Rudy Giuliani. The man was arrested after it was learned that he was trying to enter Russ...
View 'Rudy Giuliani Lookalike Arrested At The Sochi Airport'
Funny story: President Putin Invites Jay Leno To Be His Special Guest At The Sochi Olympics

President Putin Invites Jay Leno To Be His Special Guest At The Sochi Olympics

MOSCOW - Vodkavich, Russia's national news agency, is reporting that President Vladimir Putin has extended an invitation to former host of The Tonight Show Jay Leno to be his honored guest at The Sochi XXII Winter Olympics. The Russian president c...
View 'President Putin Invites Jay Leno To Be His Special Guest At The Sochi Olympics'
Funny story: Latest Entrants in Men's Doubles Olympic Luge Competition Cause a Local Stir

Latest Entrants in Men's Doubles Olympic Luge Competition Cause a Local Stir

Sochi - Two recent arrivals here are the latest viers for the two-man luge competition to be held at the Santi track. Just off the boat from what has been judiciously termed "a stealth voyage" are Messrs. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, representing t...
View 'Latest Entrants in Men's Doubles Olympic Luge Competition Cause a Local Stir'

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Breaking News...

Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. Iraq

Bill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 4?

4 17 8 6


Go to top