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Tonight's "Eastenders" to Top All -Time Viewing Figures

Funny story: Tonight's "Eastenders" to Top All -Time Viewing Figures

An estimated 37 million people will be watching tonights riveting episode of EASTENDERS, Britains most popular soap first broadcast on Feb 19/ 1985. Here is the story so far... Belinda doesn't believe Neville when he says he did not have a thr...

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Eastbenders - We Can Do Better Than Coronation Street Minibus Crash

Funny story: Eastbenders - We Can Do Better Than Coronation Street Minibus Crash

T.V. "soap" writers, outraged by the record breaking viewing statistics generated by the Corrie minibus crash have vowed to go one better. The whole cast of Cockney soap, Eastbenders are about to be involved in a South Asia "aircraft gone missing"...

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CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

Funny story: CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

The CIA and now the intelligence agencies in France and England are picking up a lot of chatter but cannot tell where it is coming from. "It seems that the two words that were plain were 'Kosher Nukes' or something like that", stated a spokesman a...

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A Delight For All Members of Britain: Emmerdale renamed Chastity-Dale in shock revamp!

Funny story: A Delight For All Members of Britain: Emmerdale renamed Chastity-Dale in shock revamp!

The troubled soap Emmerdale is to be given a huge revamp due to falling ratings, my sources can reveal. Chastity Dingle, the character that is currently taking centre stage in the show, isn't popular, so in a change to try and make people like h...

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Rupert Murdoch to star in Eastenders

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch to star in Eastenders

Billionaire tycoon Rupert Murdoch is to join the cast of Eastenders, soap bosses have revealed. The mega rich Aussie will play Pat Butcher's twin sister, Vera and join the cast in November. Writer Lawrence Smythe-Williamson confirmed the news '...

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British Soap Awards 2011 - TV Extravaganza

Funny story: British Soap Awards 2011 - TV Extravaganza

ITV is expecting massive viewing figures tonight for their screening of the British Soap awards. Advertising revenues from the event could help to rescue the broadcaster's bottom line this quarter so they have pulled out all the stops. The two-...

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Tonight's Highlights On The Cretin Channel

Funny story: Tonight's Highlights On The Cretin Channel

19:00 Emmerdale HMS Cumberland crashes into The Woolpack on its way to the scrapyard. Marlon is mistaken for a deranged escaped marionette and captured by a circus. Paddy gets his arm stuck up a cow at Skipthwaite Show and is unable to perform his wierd arm movements. Panic at the Farm Shop when they almost get a customer. Jimmy looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. Long lost cousin Mel...

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Coronation Street Fiasco!

Funny story: Coronation Street Fiasco!

A shocking episode of Coronation Street is to be screened over the next few nights and producers say it will be a show stopper. On Monday nights episode, viewers will see a tram. It will not crash into the cabin and no one will be hurt or killed.

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Big Soapy Yawn

Funny story: Big Soapy Yawn

Revelations concerning an "attempted" murder in the six millionth episode of Ozzie soap Neighbours have been greeted with a wave of indifference. Long-term character, Paul Robinson, is to be pushed off a balcony at Lassiters hotel complex by an en...

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Grieving Coronation Street Character is Pregnant

Funny story: Grieving Coronation Street Character is Pregnant

Jack Duckworth, who is still grieving the loss of his wife Vera since her death early last year, has announced he is expecting a child. He is refusing to name the father, but has confirmed that it is 'someone who lives close by'. It was all somet...

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EastEnders Peggy Mitchell Tells Pat Butcher "Ged Arda Mar Pab!"

Funny story: EastEnders Peggy Mitchell Tells Pat Butcher "Ged Arda Mar Pab!"

There was intense drama and skilful scriptwriting evident in Tuesday's edition of British soap EastEnders, when Barbara Windsor, played by Peggy Mitchell, ordered Pam St Clements (Pat Butcher) to "Ge...

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Things you will learn from Modern South Asian Soaps

Funny story: Things you will learn from Modern South Asian Soaps

- The biggest aim in life is to get married; everything else falls into place once you achieve this monumental milestone - Every one is well settled in life, they all live in huge houses and drive luxury cars, some how they don’t know who to get married to...

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