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Funny story: Billy Mitchell's Career Found Dead

Billy Mitchell's Career Found Dead

Billy Mitchell's career, best known from the BBC soap Eastenders, has been found dead at its home in Walford, aged 51. Police that arrived to the scene described it as 'deeply upsetting' and a 'great loss to the London-based soap'. Interestingly, a p...
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Funny story: Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...
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Funny story: Soap Sensation Shock Ordeal

Soap Sensation Shock Ordeal

The BBC have commissioned a new Soap in a sensational move to stop the drift away from the Beeb. It is to be called The Royal Family and is based on the success of the previously popular sitcom The Royle Family, about a bunch of layabouts. The...
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Funny story: The Art of Deception

The Art of Deception

Life is nothing but a big soap opera, with an intricate plot and endless conflicts, played by animals on a stage called earth. Many wise men have tried to discover the theme of this drama in vain. When animal actors, excluding man, are watched, their existence seems a bit logical and straightforward, but this does not apply to its main cast of Homo sapiens. This farce play is a concoction of...
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Funny story: Norway's National Firewood Night 2013, is a great successful TV event!

Norway's National Firewood Night 2013, is a great successful TV event!

Oslo, Norway: Norwegian State Broadcaster NRK, has finally broadcast the ultimate programme, that Wood burners all round the world have been anxiously waiting years for. Some ask, why they took so long making the programme, it was long over due.
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Funny story: Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Heather Trott is to marry her soon to be on screen murderer Ben Mitchell after a three day whirlwind romance, a BBC inside source has claimed. Cheryl Fergison, who plays the lovable 'Heather' in the soap inadvertently blabbed "When we were filming...
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Funny story: David Milipede joins cast of Eastenders to avoid 'soap opera of Labour Party'

David Milipede joins cast of Eastenders to avoid 'soap opera of Labour Party'

The BBC pulled off a scoop last night as it announced David Milipede will join the cast of Eastenders to play local councillor Delboy Moon - long lost cousin of nearly everybody else currently in Eastenders. Milipede has branched out into acting t...
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Funny story: Spoiler Alert: East Enders Christmas Plot Revealed In Full: Pat's Death A Certainty

Spoiler Alert: East Enders Christmas Plot Revealed In Full: Pat's Death A Certainty

BBC bosses are said to be furious that a source in their headquarters has leaked the plans for the Christmas plot run of EastEnders. But their annoyance won't stop me from publishing a massive spolier for fans of the show. It was revealed that...
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Funny story: Hollyoaks Producers Employ Lumberjack For Latest Storyline

Hollyoaks Producers Employ Lumberjack For Latest Storyline

Producers of teen soap opera Hollyoaks have admitted employing a lumberjack, during filming of the latest episodes of the flagging TV show. Actors have become so wooden in recent months that TV execs needed to thin out the cast a little. "The p...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls Sarah Palin A Simple-Minded Soap Opera Political Diva

Donald Trump Calls Sarah Palin A Simple-Minded Soap Opera Political Diva

MANHATTAN - In a move that many political pundits are referring to as a textbook case of the pot calling the kettle black, Donald Trump has just stated that Sarah Palin is actually nothing more than a simple-minded soap opera political diva. The m...
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Funny story: BBC In Eastenders Storm

BBC In Eastenders Storm

Pressure is continuing to mount on the BBC to conduct yet another investigation into "highly questionable practices" it employed in the making of one of its flagship programmes. Having just recovered from the Blue Peter Gate scandal, when it was p...
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Funny story: Soap Stars Unite To Ensure Valid Votes For Characters

Soap Stars Unite To Ensure Valid Votes For Characters

TV's soap-land has gone in to a frenzy this week with major stars from all corners of the entertainment universe uniting for one cause, to give equal votes to their characters. Ken Barlow, no relation to Gary, who lives at number 1 Coronation Stre...
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Funny story: Coronation Street: Gas Explosion Caused By Ashley Peacock's Backfire

Coronation Street: Gas Explosion Caused By Ashley Peacock's Backfire

As a truly landmark and shocking storyline comes to a head, Coronation Street insiders have revealed the cause of the massive gas explosion that ripped through the wine bar, and derailed a passing tram, killing a few, but not enough, of the cast.
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Funny story: Coronation Street Star Reveals Shocking Truth To Millions

Coronation Street Star Reveals Shocking Truth To Millions

Gail McIntyre (formerly Platt), the weasely faced hag of number 8 Coronation Street, stunned viewers and cast-members alike, by sensationally revealing that the show was not real. Millions of viewers sat down to watch their half hour catch up of t...
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Funny story: Big Soapy Yawn

Big Soapy Yawn

Revelations concerning an "attempted" murder in the six millionth episode of Ozzie soap Neighbours have been greeted with a wave of indifference. Long-term character, Paul Robinson, is to be pushed off a balcony at Lassiters hotel complex by an en...
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Funny story: Wife Doesn't Commit Act Of Treason By Writing A Dull Soap Opera About Food

Wife Doesn't Commit Act Of Treason By Writing A Dull Soap Opera About Food

An unfunny wife today was charged with treason by the Unfunny Committee of Unamerican Lack of Humor for daring to drone on and on about chilli peppers, about as interesting as anything else that is American, i.e. not interesting at all. 'I had jus...
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Funny story: Longest Running Soap Too Slippy

Longest Running Soap Too Slippy

The world's longest surviving soap has been screened for the last time. Having been on air in the US for more than 70 years, health and safety officials in the US have ordered NBC to scrap the soap in case the film crew slipped on it. Despite a...
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Funny story: New Bar To Open On Coronation Street

New Bar To Open On Coronation Street

It's just been revealed that recovering alcoholic Peter Barlow off Coronation Street is to open a posh wine bar on Coronation Street, Weatherfield, in direct competition with traditional northern boozer, The Rover's Return. The new venture is to b...
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