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Funny story:  Syracuse, New York Reports A Rash of Snowmen Thefts

Syracuse, New York Reports A Rash of Snowmen Thefts

SYRACUSE, New York - Local police are reporting that they have responded to dozens of calls about snowmen being stolen from the front yards of homes in Syracuse. Officer Sterling Foxfudge, 37, with the SPD stated that in every instance the perps h...
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Funny story:  Father Christmas strikes new home delivery  hamper deal to help struggling Canada Post

Father Christmas strikes new home delivery hamper deal to help struggling Canada Post

Last minute negotiations between Santa Claus and Canada Post have saved millions of folks's Christmas dinners. Changes to Canada Post's delivery strategy for rural areas meant peanut butter sandwiches and milk for Christmas dinner was all that co...
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Funny story:  Snowmen spotted fighting in Newcastle

Snowmen spotted fighting in Newcastle

Tyneside police have issued a warning to Newcastle residents to stay in doors with news that Snowmen have taken to the streets en masse and have been seen in the process of hurling sticks at one another. "With the heavy snowfall in the area," said...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Want The Age Old Practice of Lip Syncing Stopped Once and For All

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Want The Age Old Practice of Lip Syncing Stopped Once and For All

ASHLAND, Wisconsin - One of the happiest celebrity couples in America, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez flew out to Ashland, Wisconsin. A group of retired Wisconsin Amalgamated Power & Light workers spent a total of 48 hours building the largest...
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Funny story:  Grave of Incredible Snowman Found

Grave of Incredible Snowman Found

In the snows of the Himalayas mountaineer Lancelot Bodice-Split has reported locating the grave of the Incredible Snowman, otherwise known as Yeti. 'Only experienced mountaineers can reache the spot' he declared to the massed press 'but my photos...
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Funny story:  Snowman Decides to Emigrate

Snowman Decides to Emigrate

A snowman, built during the recent period of extremely unseasonal weather, has decided that he has had enough and is emigrating to pastures new. The nameless snowman, a full eight feet tall when first created, has only survived due to the fact that he was built in a shaded corner of a field and had a liquid nitrogen filled carrot inserted in the middle of his face as a nose. Being in a shady...
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Funny story:  Snow Continues to Fall In Britain; Reports of Abominable Snowman Continue to Pour in from  Manchester!

Snow Continues to Fall In Britain; Reports of Abominable Snowman Continue to Pour in from Manchester!

As snow continues to blanket the continent, bringing traffic, pub crawling, and riots in the street to a near halt, police are on full alert as sightings of an 'Abominable Snowman" continue to pore in from terrified council residents. Described b...
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Funny story:  Tenth Annual Yellow Snowman Competition Begins

Tenth Annual Yellow Snowman Competition Begins

Hosted this year by Oasis Bar & Grille locations around the world, patrons are gearing up for the tenth annual Yellow Snowman competition, with prizes to include an open bar tab at any OB&G location for the period of one year. Started by a...
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Funny story:  Noted Archeologist to Explore the Legend of the Obamable Snow-Job

Noted Archeologist to Explore the Legend of the Obamable Snow-Job

Washington DC: Noted Archeologist Dr. Indiana Jones held an impromptu news conference after arriving at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. "Indy" will venture inside the Beltway to investigate the legend of the Obamable Snow-Job. Dr. Jones...
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Funny story:  Stolen snowman was kidnapped!

Stolen snowman was kidnapped!

Mary Hinge of Kent had her Snowman stolen last week, and rang the police. Unfortunately for Mary, the police were less than sympathetic. Now it transpires that her snowman was not just stolen, but in fact, kidnapped. "I don't know weather to ri...
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Funny story:  Disappearance at Police Station

Disappearance at Police Station

A major scandal has emerged because of the disappearance at our local Police Station. A Snowman 'acting in a suspicious manner ' was arrested by vigilant police and taken to the nearest police station. When questioned the Snowman refused to reply...
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Funny story:  Thieves steal snowman in the UK and the police set up road blocks!

Thieves steal snowman in the UK and the police set up road blocks!

Nasty thieves in Kent, UK, have stolen a snowman from under the nose of it's owner as she was sweeping the snow in her front garden the thieves jumped over the garden fence and whipped the snowman, with a carrot as his nose, away. The irate woman...
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Funny story:  Single mother evicted as snowman deemed as additional occupant

Single mother evicted as snowman deemed as additional occupant

Borough of Ealing council has caused outrage following claims they evicted a single mother with two young children because a snowman they built was deemed to be an additional tenant. The council acted on a tip off from a bitter neighbour who had p...
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Funny story:  Insurgent Snowmen being blown up In Cairngorm Mountains

Insurgent Snowmen being blown up In Cairngorm Mountains

Insurgent Snowmen are under attack in the Cairngorm Mountains in the highlands of Scotland. The army are using explosives to try and blow up the terrorist,insurgent snowmen and its all part of the war against terror. People are being warned to be...
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Funny story:  Frosty the Snowman reborn in Glasgow after snow returns

Frosty the Snowman reborn in Glasgow after snow returns

Frosty the Snowman was reborn in Glasgow last night after a heavy snowfall. Frosty was delighted to be back he said "I live more life's now because of Global Freezing its great, its still hard to believe that people still believe this Global warming...
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Funny story:  Frosty poses nude in an "all" men's magazine

Frosty poses nude in an "all" men's magazine

Those of you who built snowmen in your childhood days will be surprised to learn that the snowman you all read about and sang about through all of your youth is indeed 'Gay'. He recently "came out" when a cold front presented itself in his area an...
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Funny story:  Frosty The Snowman is Dead

Frosty The Snowman is Dead

Frosty The Snowman is Dead he died last night in Glasgow after returning from China where the 9 million Snowflakes that landed in Beijing had melted. He arrived in London yesterday and had travelled up to Glasgow where he was on route to Aviemore...
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Funny story:  Frosty The Snowman Lives Longer

Frosty The Snowman Lives Longer

Frosty the Snowman is living longer this year because of all the frost and snow in various parts of the world which has been lying longer this year due to the very long cold spell we have been having. "Every year in winter time I am regenerated li...
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