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Bing Crosby Chrissy classic banned at Brit University!

Funny story: Bing Crosby Chrissy classic banned at Brit University!

"I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas," a Bing Crosby Christmas classic pop song, has been classified as "RACIST" by students dreaming of a romp in the snow! It seems a snow blizzard entered the heads of the students as they inquired into whether the...

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Ransom demand for kidnapped snowman ends badly

Funny story: Ransom demand for kidnapped snowman ends badly

After receiving a note from Swiss racketeers demanding ransom for a kidnapped snowman, organisers of the tenth Annual St.Moritz Snowman Building competition went into meltdown. On the eve of judging, extortionists removed the snowy figure that had...

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Boston: Giant Snowman Arrested For Peeping In Windows

Funny story: Boston: Giant Snowman Arrested For Peeping In Windows

BILLINGSGATE POST: With snow reaching heights of 6 or more feet in the Boston area, reports of a creepy man dressed as a snowman are being investigated by Boston Police. One lady, who did not want to be identified, reported that she was steppi...

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Building a Snowman... the Road to Damnation

Funny story: Building a Snowman... the Road to Damnation

When snow covered Tabuk Province near Saudi Arabia's border with Jordan for the third consecutive year Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid sprang immediately into action: "It is not permitted to make a statue out of snow, even by way of play and fun,"...

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The Road To Sochi - Part One

Funny story: The Road To Sochi - Part One

Himsell Hauser was an anxious child growing up in the suburbs of Weehauken,Wis. From a young age he found himself fascinated by the televised scenes on " ABC's Wide World of Sports " and knew that his destiny was a place on the Winter Olympics team.

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Syracuse, New York Reports A Rash of Snowmen Thefts

Funny story: Syracuse, New York Reports A Rash of Snowmen Thefts

SYRACUSE, New York - Local police are reporting that they have responded to dozens of calls about snowmen being stolen from the front yards of homes in Syracuse. Officer Sterling Foxfudge, 37, with the SPD stated that in every instance the perps h...

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Father Christmas strikes new home delivery hamper deal to help struggling Canada Post

Funny story: Father Christmas strikes new home delivery hamper deal to help struggling Canada Post

Last minute negotiations between Santa Claus and Canada Post have saved millions of folks's Christmas dinners. Changes to Canada Post's delivery strategy for rural areas meant peanut butter sandwiches and milk for Christmas dinner was all that co...

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Snowmen spotted fighting in Newcastle

Funny story: Snowmen spotted fighting in Newcastle

Tyneside police have issued a warning to Newcastle residents to stay in doors with news that Snowmen have taken to the streets en masse and have been seen in the process of hurling sticks at one another. "With the heavy snowfall in the area," said...

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Want The Age Old Practice of Lip Syncing Stopped Once and For All

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Want The Age Old Practice of Lip Syncing Stopped Once and For All

ASHLAND, Wisconsin - One of the happiest celebrity couples in America, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez flew out to Ashland, Wisconsin. A group of retired Wisconsin Amalgamated Power & Light workers spent a total of 48 hours building the largest...

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Grave of Incredible Snowman Found

Funny story: Grave of Incredible Snowman Found

In the snows of the Himalayas mountaineer Lancelot Bodice-Split has reported locating the grave of the Incredible Snowman, otherwise known as Yeti. 'Only experienced mountaineers can reache the spot' he declared to the massed press 'but my photos...

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Snowman Decides to Emigrate

Funny story: Snowman Decides to Emigrate

A snowman, built during the recent period of extremely unseasonal weather, has decided that he has had enough and is emigrating to pastures new. The nameless snowman, a full eight feet tall when first created, has only survived due to the fact that he was built in a shaded corner of a field and had a liquid nitrogen filled carrot inserted in the middle of his face as a nose. Being in a shady...

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Snow Continues to Fall In Britain; Reports of Abominable Snowman Continue to Pour in from Manchester!

Funny story: Snow Continues to Fall In Britain; Reports of Abominable Snowman Continue to Pour in from Manchester!

As snow continues to blanket the continent, bringing traffic, pub crawling, and riots in the street to a near halt, police are on full alert as sightings of an 'Abominable Snowman" continue to pore in from terrified council residents. Described b...

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Tenth Annual Yellow Snowman Competition Begins

Funny story: Tenth Annual Yellow Snowman Competition Begins

Hosted this year by Oasis Bar & Grille locations around the world, patrons are gearing up for the tenth annual Yellow Snowman competition, with prizes to include an open bar tab at any OB&G location for the period of one year. Started by a...

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Noted Archeologist to Explore the Legend of the Obamable Snow-Job

Funny story: Noted Archeologist to Explore the Legend of the Obamable Snow-Job

Washington DC: Noted Archeologist Dr. Indiana Jones held an impromptu news conference after arriving at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. "Indy" will venture inside the Beltway to investigate the legend of the Obamable Snow-Job. Dr. Jones...

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Stolen snowman was kidnapped!

Funny story: Stolen snowman was kidnapped!

Mary Hinge of Kent had her Snowman stolen last week, and rang the police. Unfortunately for Mary, the police were less than sympathetic. Now it transpires that her snowman was not just stolen, but in fact, kidnapped. "I don't know weather to ri...

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Disappearance at Police Station

Funny story: Disappearance at Police Station

A major scandal has emerged because of the disappearance at our local Police Station. A Snowman 'acting in a suspicious manner ' was arrested by vigilant police and taken to the nearest police station. When questioned the Snowman refused to reply...

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Thieves steal snowman in the UK and the police set up road blocks!

Funny story: Thieves steal snowman in the UK and the police set up road blocks!

Nasty thieves in Kent, UK, have stolen a snowman from under the nose of it's owner as she was sweeping the snow in her front garden the thieves jumped over the garden fence and whipped the snowman, with a carrot as his nose, away. The irate woman...

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Single mother evicted as snowman deemed as additional occupant

Funny story: Single mother evicted as snowman deemed as additional occupant

Borough of Ealing council has caused outrage following claims they evicted a single mother with two young children because a snowman they built was deemed to be an additional tenant. The council acted on a tip off from a bitter neighbour who had p...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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