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Voters to Choose Face for Front of $10 Bill

Funny story: Voters to Choose Face for Front of $10 Bill

Now that Alexander Hamilton is being booted from the front of the $10 bill, the competition is heating up among leading female candidates to replace him. The finalists have been announced by the Treasury Department, and voting by U.S. citizens ha...

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The Reason Kristen Stewart Cheated on Rob Pattinson

Funny story: The Reason Kristen Stewart Cheated on Rob Pattinson

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movie series was sitting in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends trimmed by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue. Fondue has a reputation for knowing lots of intimacies about starlets tha...

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A Moment of Slience For The Plight of Snow White

Someone needs to take on the burden of exposing the hard truth, which is, fairy tales chosen to entertain young girls glorify the creepiest situations. This is what lies a woman's foundation for an extremely disappointing life in the years to come, since the fictional ideals and virtues are not part of the reality in which we reside. As I see no investigative journalists stepping up, I will s...

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Mirror, mirror on the wall... - Senior Citizens Questions

Funny story: Mirror, mirror on the wall... - Senior Citizens Questions

The following communication was received in our mail box this month, from one of our more mature readers. The other morning, whilst I was preparing my delicate facial features for their daily shave, I could not help but notice the corrosion and disintegration those facial features had undergone in recent years. I began to dream up questions I'd like to ask the mirror, and afterwards I penned th...

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Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart the star of the Twilight series was recently seen at JFK Airport holding a guitar case. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Tapioca Swizzle asked the 21-year-old El Lay native where she was headed to. Stewart r...

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Kristen Stewart To Appear As Snow White In The Film, "Snow White And The Horny Vampire Hunters of Hungary"

Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Appear As Snow White In The Film, "Snow White And The Horny Vampire Hunters of Hungary"

LOS ANGELES - The word coming out of the motion picture studios at Miramix Pictures is that Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movies series, will be portraying Snow White in the Charleen Belle Pinnzucker production of Snow White And The Horny...

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Grumpy Happy as Doc Gets Dopey then Sent to Celebrity Rehab

Funny story: Grumpy Happy as Doc Gets Dopey then Sent to Celebrity Rehab

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are back in the news after fifteen years of living in comfort and relative obscurity in their own private Hollywood Hills complex. Despite lucrative profit sharing from their last re-mastered DVD release, the troubles...

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Angelina Jolie: Pregnant!

Funny story: Angelina Jolie: Pregnant!

Rumours are rife around Hollywood at the moment about Angelina Jolie and yet another pregnancy. On the set of her new movie, insiders have revealed that she was unavailable first thing because she was suffering from severe bouts of nausea, whilst...

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Grumpy Arrested at Dwarf Tossing Event

Funny story: Grumpy Arrested at Dwarf Tossing Event

Grumpy of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs fame, was arrested last night in an undercover police sting operation, for organizing an illegal "dwarf tossing" event at the Skoob and Thistle Pub in Boston, Massachusetts. Illegal in France, Canada and a...

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Statistically six out of seven Dwarfs are not Happy

Funny story: Statistically six out of seven Dwarfs are not Happy

Studies have shown that six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy. Literary experts announced their findings after three years painstaking analysis of children's classic; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Master Antonio Cherry, who led the research, sa...

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Snow White says drink was spiked

Funny story: Snow White says drink was spiked

Fantasia - Snow Charming nee White of Snow White & the Seven Dwarves fame has made a startling statement: contrary to popular belief, she was not poisoned by an apple but her drink was spiked in a Fantasia nightclub just hours before the sleeping...

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Sneezy From Seven Dwarves Dies Of Swine Flu

The worldwide swine flu pandemic has claimed another victim with the death of the lovable Sneezy from the Seven Dwarves, according to media reports. "All the signs were there, I don't know how I don't spot it sooner," said Doc, one of the remainin...

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Scientists Find Snow White's Dwarf Happy Had the Happiness Gene; So Did Dopey

Funny story: Scientists Find Snow White's Dwarf Happy Had the Happiness Gene; So Did Dopey

Scientific researchers at the Human Genome and Mood Exploratory Expo have broken new ground in the study of human happiness. After a careful genetic splicing of pubic hair particles from the Seven Dwarfs found in the Snow White Archives, researchers...

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Mossad operatives abduct seven dwarves in covert Gaza operation.

Funny story: Mossad operatives abduct seven dwarves in covert Gaza operation.

Israeli security operatives refused to confirm or deny rumours that an undercover operation had been successfully carried out in a combined operation between Mossad agents and Israeli Special Forces. It is claimed the covert operatives have abduc...

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Snow White's Doc Discredited

Funny story: Snow White's Doc Discredited

Doc, often seen as the most intelligent of Snow White's Dwarfes has been discredited. It is thought the Doc's qualifications were bought over the Internet, from the University of Tesco. Speaking to us earlier, Sneezy said 'Atchoo' before being...

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Snow White Arrested in Texas

Funny story: Snow White Arrested in Texas

Acting on a tip off from the evil queen, Texas officials have entered the compound of the Church of the Seventh Vertically Challenged Adventists and taken Snow white into custody.

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Legendary Disney hero Bambi dies at 95

Funny story: Legendary Disney hero Bambi dies at 95

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Bambi, the beloved doe-eyed forest Prince whose early life was first documented in Bambi, A Life in the Woods by author Felix Salten before being filmed by Disney Studios in 1942, died yesterday.

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Snow White charged in "Dumpty" murder

Funny story: Snow White charged in "Dumpty" murder

Never, Never Land - Snow White, legendary storybook character, was indicted today on first-degree murder charges. The victim named in the case was another popular story character, Humpty Dumpty. Detectives opened the cold case, after advances in fo...

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