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Funny story: A Moment of Slience For The Plight of Snow White

A Moment of Slience For The Plight of Snow White

Someone needs to take on the burden of exposing the hard truth, which is, fairy tales chosen to entertain young girls glorify the creepiest situations. This is what lies a woman's foundation for an extremely disappointing life in the years to come, since the fictional ideals and virtues are not part of the reality in which we reside. As I see no investigative journalists stepping up, I will s...
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Funny story: Mirror, mirror on the wall... - Senior Citizens Questions

Mirror, mirror on the wall... - Senior Citizens Questions

The following communication was received in our mail box this month, from one of our more mature readers. The other morning, whilst I was preparing my delicate facial features for their daily shave, I could not help but notice the corrosion and disintegration those facial features had undergone in recent years. I began to dream up questions I'd like to ask the mirror, and afterwards I penned th...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart the star of the Twilight series was recently seen at JFK Airport holding a guitar case. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Tapioca Swizzle asked the 21-year-old El Lay native where she was headed to. Stewart r...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Appear As Snow White In The Film, "Snow White And The Horny Vampire Hunters of Hungary"

Kristen Stewart To Appear As Snow White In The Film, "Snow White And The Horny Vampire Hunters of Hungary"

LOS ANGELES - The word coming out of the motion picture studios at Miramix Pictures is that Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movies series, will be portraying Snow White in the Charleen Belle Pinnzucker production of Snow White And The Horny...
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Funny story: Grumpy Happy as Doc Gets Dopey then Sent to Celebrity Rehab

Grumpy Happy as Doc Gets Dopey then Sent to Celebrity Rehab

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are back in the news after fifteen years of living in comfort and relative obscurity in their own private Hollywood Hills complex. Despite lucrative profit sharing from their last re-mastered DVD release, the troubles...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie: Pregnant!

Angelina Jolie: Pregnant!

Rumours are rife around Hollywood at the moment about Angelina Jolie and yet another pregnancy. On the set of her new movie, insiders have revealed that she was unavailable first thing because she was suffering from severe bouts of nausea, whilst...
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Funny story: Grumpy Arrested at Dwarf Tossing Event

Grumpy Arrested at Dwarf Tossing Event

Grumpy of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs fame, was arrested last night in an undercover police sting operation, for organizing an illegal "dwarf tossing" event at the Skoob and Thistle Pub in Boston, Massachusetts. Illegal in France, Canada and a...
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Funny story: Snow White Bonanza In Nude Photo Discovery

Snow White Bonanza In Nude Photo Discovery

Bavarian builders have discovered a treasure chest containing full frontal naked photographs of Snow White. A construction team had been renovating a remote period cottage in the depths of a forest. Whilst converting an upstairs room into an en...
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Funny story: Statistically six out of seven Dwarfs are not Happy

Statistically six out of seven Dwarfs are not Happy

Studies have shown that six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy. Literary experts announced their findings after three years painstaking analysis of children's classic; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Master Antonio Cherry, who led the research, sa...
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Funny story: Snow White says drink was spiked

Snow White says drink was spiked

Fantasia - Snow Charming nee White of Snow White & the Seven Dwarves fame has made a startling statement: contrary to popular belief, she was not poisoned by an apple but her drink was spiked in a Fantasia nightclub just hours before the sleeping...
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Funny story: Sneezy From Seven Dwarves Dies Of Swine Flu

Sneezy From Seven Dwarves Dies Of Swine Flu

The worldwide swine flu pandemic has claimed another victim with the death of the lovable Sneezy from the Seven Dwarves, according to media reports. "All the signs were there, I don't know how I don't spot it sooner," said Doc, one of the remainin...
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Funny story: Scientists Find Snow White's Dwarf Happy Had the Happiness Gene; So Did Dopey

Scientists Find Snow White's Dwarf Happy Had the Happiness Gene; So Did Dopey

Scientific researchers at the Human Genome and Mood Exploratory Expo have broken new ground in the study of human happiness. After a careful genetic splicing of pubic hair particles from the Seven Dwarfs found in the Snow White Archives, researchers...
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Funny story: Mossad operatives abduct seven dwarves in covert Gaza operation.

Mossad operatives abduct seven dwarves in covert Gaza operation.

Israeli security operatives refused to confirm or deny rumours that an undercover operation had been successfully carried out in a combined operation between Mossad agents and Israeli Special Forces. It is claimed the covert operatives have abduc...
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Funny story: Snow White's Doc Discredited

Snow White's Doc Discredited

Doc, often seen as the most intelligent of Snow White's Dwarfes has been discredited. It is thought the Doc's qualifications were bought over the Internet, from the University of Tesco. Speaking to us earlier, Sneezy said 'Atchoo' before being...
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Funny story: Snow White Arrested in Texas

Snow White Arrested in Texas

Acting on a tip off from the evil queen, Texas officials have entered the compound of the Church of the Seventh Vertically Challenged Adventists and taken Snow white into custody.
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Funny story: Legendary Disney hero Bambi dies at 95

Legendary Disney hero Bambi dies at 95

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Bambi, the beloved doe-eyed forest Prince whose early life was first documented in Bambi, A Life in the Woods by author Felix Salten before being filmed by Disney Studios in 1942, died yesterday.
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Funny story: Snow White charged in "Dumpty" murder

Snow White charged in "Dumpty" murder

Never, Never Land - Snow White, legendary storybook character, was indicted today on first-degree murder charges. The victim named in the case was another popular story character, Humpty Dumpty. Detectives opened the cold case, after advances in fo...
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