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Funny story: Grill Buried Alive! Class Action Suit Puts Homeowners on Ice!

Grill Buried Alive! Class Action Suit Puts Homeowners on Ice!

Snow-covered patio furniture took their complaints to the New Hampshire State Supreme Court after being buried for weeks under excessive snow banks. Patio Furniture Reps report that New England's extreme subarctic temperatures and record-breaking...
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Funny story: Trouble in paradise, North Wales

Trouble in paradise, North Wales

North Wales- In Denbigh, neighbors scuppereed eating their breakfast and gathered outwith at their neighbors driveway to watch the owner of a 1978 spitfire struggle to free his jam-jar from the snow. "I 'eard loud screechin' noises an' realized me...
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Funny story: Water, water everywhere, but none to drink - Especially in the US!

Water, water everywhere, but none to drink - Especially in the US!

Jaggedone's CIA HQ in downtown Las Vegas has just received this environ-mental doomsday warning from a parched weather man lost in the Great Basin Desert, and here it is : The US will experience more droughts in the coming years than the Sahara Deser...
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Funny story: SNOWMAGEDDON 2015 Fizzles... New York City Shuts Down Anyway...

SNOWMAGEDDON 2015 Fizzles... New York City Shuts Down Anyway...

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - A MONSTER storm packing blizzard conditions spun by the elite East Coast media failed to live up to the hype, but New York City shut down anyway to allow government workers to take an additional day off with pay. Many cit...
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Funny story: Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

All of Cuba was hammered by a snowstorm last night which dumped twelve feet of snow on the island. Both the Cuban government and the U.S. Congress are blaming President Barack Obama. "It's a catastrophe. We've never had this much snow. Adios, amig...
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Funny story: Virtual Snow in the French Alps

Virtual Snow in the French Alps

A serious deficit in snow - fall has lead to skiers finding a new way to enjoy the French 'Pistes' 'Neige Virtuel',or ' Virtual Snow', allows the skier to 'sense' the snow- rich slope, without ever leaving their chalet. The skier simply downloa...
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Funny story: Global Warming Will Give You The Runs!

Global Warming Will Give You The Runs!

According to those people trying to warn us about global warning, they now have determined that it will give you the runs. "It will be so warm that your food will break down too fast and you'll be continuing to run back and forth from the dining r...
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Funny story: A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...
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Funny story: A New York Attorney Is Suing Canada For Not Seeding The Clouds With Anti-Snow Pellets

A New York Attorney Is Suing Canada For Not Seeding The Clouds With Anti-Snow Pellets

NEW YORK CITY - Noted New York City attorney Orson Manicotti has just filed a lawsuit on behalf of 16 New York City residents. The lawsuit is based on the fact that the government of Canada was told by The United States Department of Weather that...
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Funny story: The Klondike Polar Vortex Could End Up Freezing The Atlantic Ocean

The Klondike Polar Vortex Could End Up Freezing The Atlantic Ocean

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has issued a severe winter snow storm warning for an area from the Dakotas all the way Eastward to New England. The report states that The Klondike Polar Vortex could cause some temperatur...
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Funny story: Johnson - Not enough snow fallen on London. Snow making machines to be employed next week.

Johnson - Not enough snow fallen on London. Snow making machines to be employed next week.

Boris Karloff Johnson, the Mayor of London is to cover London and the Home Counties with 4 metres of snow on Monday with a M.O.D. atomic snow bomb. On looking through the accounts it was found that there was a 10 billion pounds surplus which must be...
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Funny story: New York: Melting Snow Could Kill You!

New York: Melting Snow Could Kill You!

Melting snow makes people want to get out for a change but in New York City the trip outside to remove some of the boredom might be your last or even your pets last. Two dogs were found electrocuted after coming into contact with live wires, burie...
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Funny story: New York State Illegally Dumps 600 Truckloads of Snow In Pennsylvania

New York State Illegally Dumps 600 Truckloads of Snow In Pennsylvania

NEW YORK CITY - The state of New York has issued an apology to the state of Pennsylvania. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight took some video of approximately 600 New York state dump trucks filled with snow crossing into Pennsylvania and dumping...
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Funny story: New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

NEW YORK CITY - LaGuardia Airport officials have told passengers not to worry as they have made arrangements to provide each boarding passenger with a snow shovel. Shayla Spinfiggle, 32, spokeswoman for LaGuardia Airport stated that the idea has b...
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Funny story: Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Millions of viewers turned on their television sets to watch hordes of "Walkers" terrorizing the outlying areas of Atlanta recently. No, this was not the latest mid-season premiere of AMC's hit show The Walking Dead. Every major news outlet was...
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Funny story: The U.S. Department of Weather States That The Statue of Liberty Could End Up Buried In Snow Up To Her Derriere

The U.S. Department of Weather States That The Statue of Liberty Could End Up Buried In Snow Up To Her Derriere

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The snow situation in the United States has gotten way, way out of hand. Meteorologists report that there is currently snow in 49 of the 50 states. The only state that has no snow is the Plywood State of Florida. Florida's De...
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Funny story: Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

ATLANTA, Georgia - Meteorologists throughout the Peach State of Georgia are warning state residents that big bad Snowzilla is on her way. Thick layers of ice up to 2-feet thick are being predicted and some estimates expect as much as 19 inches of...
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Funny story: Is It A Zombie? or Practically Nude Man Sleepwalking in Snow!

Is It A Zombie? or Practically Nude Man Sleepwalking in Snow!

What most people saw in the Massachusetts Wellesley College area was a practically naked man either sleepwalking or in a frozen Zombie-like Trance! Whatever it was, the Headmaster immediately called the campus police and the local sheriff, who m...
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