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Funny story:  A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...
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Funny story:  A New York Attorney Is Suing Canada For Not Seeding The Clouds With Anti-Snow Pellets

A New York Attorney Is Suing Canada For Not Seeding The Clouds With Anti-Snow Pellets

NEW YORK CITY - Noted New York City attorney Orson Manicotti has just filed a lawsuit on behalf of 16 New York City residents. The lawsuit is based on the fact that the government of Canada was told by The United States Department of Weather that...
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Funny story:  The Klondike Polar Vortex Could End Up Freezing The Atlantic Ocean

The Klondike Polar Vortex Could End Up Freezing The Atlantic Ocean

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has issued a severe winter snow storm warning for an area from the Dakotas all the way Eastward to New England. The report states that The Klondike Polar Vortex could cause some temperatur...
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Funny story:  Johnson - Not enough snow fallen on London.  Snow making machines to be employed next week.

Johnson - Not enough snow fallen on London. Snow making machines to be employed next week.

Boris Karloff Johnson, the Mayor of London is to cover London and the Home Counties with 4 metres of snow on Monday with a M.O.D. atomic snow bomb. On looking through the accounts it was found that there was a 10 billion pounds surplus which must be...
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Funny story:  New York: Melting Snow Could Kill You!

New York: Melting Snow Could Kill You!

Melting snow makes people want to get out for a change but in New York City the trip outside to remove some of the boredom might be your last or even your pets last. Two dogs were found electrocuted after coming into contact with live wires, burie...
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Funny story:  New York State Illegally Dumps 600 Truckloads of Snow In Pennsylvania

New York State Illegally Dumps 600 Truckloads of Snow In Pennsylvania

NEW YORK CITY - The state of New York has issued an apology to the state of Pennsylvania. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight took some video of approximately 600 New York state dump trucks filled with snow crossing into Pennsylvania and dumping...
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Funny story:  New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

NEW YORK CITY - LaGuardia Airport officials have told passengers not to worry as they have made arrangements to provide each boarding passenger with a snow shovel. Shayla Spinfiggle, 32, spokeswoman for LaGuardia Airport stated that the idea has b...
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Funny story:  Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Millions of viewers turned on their television sets to watch hordes of "Walkers" terrorizing the outlying areas of Atlanta recently. No, this was not the latest mid-season premiere of AMC's hit show The Walking Dead. Every major news outlet was...
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Funny story:  The U.S. Department of Weather States That The Statue of Liberty Could End Up Buried In Snow Up To Her Derriere

The U.S. Department of Weather States That The Statue of Liberty Could End Up Buried In Snow Up To Her Derriere

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The snow situation in the United States has gotten way, way out of hand. Meteorologists report that there is currently snow in 49 of the 50 states. The only state that has no snow is the Plywood State of Florida. Florida's De...
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Funny story:  Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

ATLANTA, Georgia - Meteorologists throughout the Peach State of Georgia are warning state residents that big bad Snowzilla is on her way. Thick layers of ice up to 2-feet thick are being predicted and some estimates expect as much as 19 inches of...
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Funny story:  Is It A Zombie? or Practically Nude Man Sleepwalking in Snow!

Is It A Zombie? or Practically Nude Man Sleepwalking in Snow!

What most people saw in the Massachusetts Wellesley College area was a practically naked man either sleepwalking or in a frozen Zombie-like Trance! Whatever it was, the Headmaster immediately called the campus police and the local sheriff, who m...
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Funny story:  Scientists Agree Climate Change Can't Be Real Because It's Cold

Scientists Agree Climate Change Can't Be Real Because It's Cold

CINCINNATI, OH. - Scientists have held a conference to declare what everyone is thinking: global warming is a hoax. "It's cold today, and it has been for several days in a row now. How can we say that the planet is warming? It makes no sense." sa...
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Funny story:  Winter Olympics Shut Down

Winter Olympics Shut Down

Once again the industrial safety commission OSHA has brought the world's Winter Olympic Games to a grinding halt. As with the 2010 games in British Columbia, the commission has found numerous faults in the various Olympic venues in Sochi, Russia.
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Funny story:  Ohio Snowmageddon Swallows Up Entire Dairy Queen In Cleveland

Ohio Snowmageddon Swallows Up Entire Dairy Queen In Cleveland

MINNEAPOLIS - The home office of the Dairy Queen restaurant chain is reporting that one of its stores in Cleveland, Ohio has been completely covered up by snow. Columbus Vee, a spokesperson for the ice cream and hamburger franchise, stated that he...
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Funny story:  Minnesota Signs A Deal With Arizona To Take 800 Rail Cars Filled With Snow

Minnesota Signs A Deal With Arizona To Take 800 Rail Cars Filled With Snow

MINNEAPOLIS - State Senator Stormy Waterbook [D-Minneapolis] has just informed the press that the state of Minnesota will be shipping 800 gondola rail cars filled with snow down to Arizona. The senator stated that the snow has been piling up and t...
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Funny story:  The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

NEW YORK CITY - The meteorologist who is considered to be The Rock Star of Weather Jim Cantore recently talked with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine. Cantore who many say is more recognized than Rush Limbaugh has covered every type of wea...
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Funny story:  Scientists admit global warming does not effect the US!

Scientists admit global warming does not effect the US!

Global environmental scientists bewildered at the record, freezing temperatures hitting the US and Canada, have now admitted they pulled the wool (plenty of that needed there) over the global population whilst declaring the planet is heating up. I...
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Funny story:  MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years. "It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking. Why is the well-known group going against A...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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