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Funny story: Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!

Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!

"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it. Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...
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Funny story: Snot and Vitamin C, the breakfast of Champions!

Snot and Vitamin C, the breakfast of Champions!

The global conspiracy behind the financial crisis has been uncovered in Ireland. A scientific discovery that threatens governments, pharmaceuticals,insurance companies and civilization itself has been revealed. Dr. Mu O'Cus, a stressed out re...
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Funny story: SNOT The new Legal High!

SNOT The new Legal High!

Health officials were warning today, that new legal high, SNOT, is dangerous and should not be swallowed. Dr. Snivel, from the General Medical council said; "SNOT should not be sniffed at. The nose swells, the throat becomes dry and constant snee...
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Funny story: Crusty Boogers Put to Good Office Use

Crusty Boogers Put to Good Office Use

Featured in a computer technology industry magazine called the Pocket Protector Quarterly, an article by a New Jersey JAVA programmer has caused controversy in offices across the U.S. Bob Forgreen, the author of the article, asserts that there are...
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Funny story: Pick your nose and your brain will fall out - old wives tale turns out to be true

Pick your nose and your brain will fall out - old wives tale turns out to be true

A four year old boy is in intensive care today after a five hour operation to restore his brain back into his head. The boy's mother told us, "I kept telling him not to pick his nose because his brain will fall out, but he wouldn't listen!" Dr...
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Funny story: Scarlett Bogie Sells For $5000 On Ebay

Scarlett Bogie Sells For $5000 On Ebay

A bogie belonging to Scarlett Johansson has sold for over $5000 on Ebay. The freshly picked bogie weighing in at 5ounces was eagerly sought after by thousands of international bogie collectors worldwide. The lucky collector Mr I Pickem from Lit...
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Funny story: Boogers Cure Cancer!

Boogers Cure Cancer!

The We'll Lance Your Boil British Medical Journal will publish a report by Doctors Snotgrass and Knowspika that demonstrates that hardened mucous in the nasal cavity contains properties that can fight deadly killer cancer!...
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Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More Parts

Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.
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