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Funny story: Big sneeze is here

Big sneeze is here

A flurry of sneezes is expected to travel east over Wales and give Londoners their first big sneeze of winter. Severe colds and flu are likely to be widespread. Temperatures should be checked regularly for signs of pneumonia. The worst of the snee...
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Funny story: The Meanest Teacher In America "Mr. Sniffles" Needs To Have His Butt Kicked!

The Meanest Teacher In America "Mr. Sniffles" Needs To Have His Butt Kicked!

VACAVILLE, California - Simon Cowell and his fellow Englishman Piers Morgan can make room for another mean person to join them in their exclusive Meanest Individuals In America Club. William C. Wood High School girls Home Economics teacher Stevie...
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Funny story: Etiquette of Sneezing

Etiquette of Sneezing

When somebody sneezes, it is polite to respond with "Bless You". What do you do if they continue to sneeze, though? This handy guide will guide you through the minefield that is the Etiquette of Sneezing. For the first sneeze, respond with the traditional "Bless You", even if neither you nor the person sneezing has any religious inclination. The response no longer has any religious overtones...
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Funny story: Man sneezes out bullet through nose

Man sneezes out bullet through nose

A freak accident happened at a New Year's Eve celebration in Italy. A bullet actually went through the right side of a man's head, behind his eye socket and lodged in his nasal passage but miraculously did no serious damage to him. Unfortunately,...
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Funny story: Message from the police: Don't Sneeze and Drive

Message from the police: Don't Sneeze and Drive

Greater Manchester police chief, Superintendent Rudy Dancer, has a stark warning for motorists. "We're currently in the flu season," Prancer said at a press conference this morning. "During this period of the year we see an increase in the number...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah sneeze sells for half a million

Derek Acorah sneeze sells for half a million

Derek Acorah, widely believed to be the broadband connection to the afterlife, sneezed on live television, which led to a remarkable lot being sold on eBay. Whilst channelling Elvis for Living TV's Elvis Lives, broadcast on what would have been El...
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Funny story: Horror As Man Loses Face

Horror As Man Loses Face

Builder and local Surrey resident Tommy Clutterbuck sensationally lost his face yesterday afternoon, around 5:30pm. The budding brickie sneezed after inhaling a small amount of loosened brick dust, when his face slid off. The manky gloop that was...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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