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Sneezing Monkeys Land Commercial Endorsements

Funny story: Sneezing Monkeys Land Commercial Endorsements

Sneezing monkeys have a lot to celebrate. They were recently named to Arizona State University's annual Top 10 New Species list. And there's more. The resulting publicity has had an amazing side effect. The sneezing monkeys have signed contra...

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Big sneeze is here

A flurry of sneezes is expected to travel east over Wales and give Londoners their first big sneeze of winter. Severe colds and flu are likely to be widespread. Temperatures should be checked regularly for signs of pneumonia. The worst of the snee...

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The Meanest Teacher In America "Mr. Sniffles" Needs To Have His Butt Kicked!

Funny story: The Meanest Teacher In America "Mr. Sniffles" Needs To Have His Butt Kicked!

VACAVILLE, California - Simon Cowell and his fellow Englishman Piers Morgan can make room for another mean person to join them in their exclusive Meanest Individuals In America Club. William C. Wood High School girls Home Economics teacher Stevie...

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Etiquette of Sneezing

Funny story: Etiquette of Sneezing

When somebody sneezes, it is polite to respond with "Bless You". What do you do if they continue to sneeze, though? This handy guide will guide you through the minefield that is the Etiquette of Sneezing. For the first sneeze, respond with the traditional "Bless You", even if neither you nor the person sneezing has any religious inclination. The response no longer has any religious overtones...

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Man sneezes out bullet through nose

Funny story: Man sneezes out bullet through nose

A freak accident happened at a New Year's Eve celebration in Italy. A bullet actually went through the right side of a man's head, behind his eye socket and lodged in his nasal passage but miraculously did no serious damage to him. Unfortunately,...

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Message from the police: Don't Sneeze and Drive

Funny story: Message from the police: Don't Sneeze and Drive

Greater Manchester police chief, Superintendent Rudy Dancer, has a stark warning for motorists. "We're currently in the flu season," Prancer said at a press conference this morning. "During this period of the year we see an increase in the number...

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Derek Acorah sneeze sells for half a million

Funny story: Derek Acorah sneeze sells for half a million

Derek Acorah, widely believed to be the broadband connection to the afterlife, sneezed on live television, which led to a remarkable lot being sold on eBay. Whilst channelling Elvis for Living TV's Elvis Lives, broadcast on what would have been El...

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Horror As Man Loses Face

Funny story: Horror As Man Loses Face

Builder and local Surrey resident Tommy Clutterbuck sensationally lost his face yesterday afternoon, around 5:30pm. The budding brickie sneezed after inhaling a small amount of loosened brick dust, when his face slid off. The manky gloop that was...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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