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Funny story: "Snakes on a train" movie to begin production

"Snakes on a train" movie to begin production

It's one more clear indication that Hollywood is running out of ideas for movies, with another very similar film to one we have already seen is in production. Mutual film company confirmed that "Snakes on a train" will begin production next month...
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Funny story: Survey: Young Snakes In Bible Belt State Less Religious Than Parents

Survey: Young Snakes In Bible Belt State Less Religious Than Parents

A recent reptile survey by University of Lower Arkansas scientists reveals that juvenile snakes are less likely to attend church than their parents. University faculty conducted the survey over a 6 month period, at a cost of $2M to taxpayers. Man...
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Funny story: NYC St. Patrick's Day Parade Will Star Snakes!

NYC St. Patrick's Day Parade Will Star Snakes!

We're not talking human snakes. There are sure to be some of them in the parade too, but we're talking about snakes of the reptile variety. And they will not only be in the parade, but they'll be honored guests. You may think this is a wee bit strange. It was, after all, St. Patrick who threw the snakes out of Ireland. But hey, times change. Think of it as a sort of reparation for the...
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Funny story: TSA falsely accuses man of transporting snake and tortoises, finds instead man's huge genitals

TSA falsely accuses man of transporting snake and tortoises, finds instead man's huge genitals

MIAMI, Florida--TSA screeners at Miami International Airport ordered that a man be held for transporting an exotic snake and two tortoises. A strip search revealed that the man instead sported an extremely long penis and large scrotum. Billy Sande...
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Funny story: Two headed python found living in Germany may be in training to take over from Paul the Psychic Octopus ready for the next World Cup of football

Two headed python found living in Germany may be in training to take over from Paul the Psychic Octopus ready for the next World Cup of football

A two headed Royal python has been discovered in an amphibian and reptile shop in Germany. The snake was born a year ago, and has two spinal cords and two heads - and they're both active. "The reptile has no physical problems or defects," say...
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Funny story: Kate and Wills to visit long-lost reptilian relatives

Kate and Wills to visit long-lost reptilian relatives

Alberta - Genetic efforts to find the missing link between the royals and their four-legged cold-blooded relations are set for a big boost. The couple will visit The Alberta Reptile and Amphibian Society on Thursday in an unscheduled trip to conne...
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Funny story: Snakes explain Chef's language

Snakes explain Chef's language

King Cobra's are a delicacy in Vietnam and celebrity chef, Ruddy Gore, on a recent visit, ate a King Cobra. Cobras are renowned as venomous. They spit and curse in a language only Slitherers can understand. The only trouble is that the effect of t...
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Funny story: Interview With A Foul Mouthed Boa Constrictor

Interview With A Foul Mouthed Boa Constrictor

Billy is a boa constrictor. He lives in a zoo. He doesn't do much, other than lie about on a tree branch all day making it difficult for visitors to spot him. He isn't overawed by fame, and he is a non-smoker. This is his story: Reddon: Hello Billy. Billy: All right mate. Reddon: So...what's happening? Billy: Not much. Reddon: Have you eaten today? Billy: Nah. Reddon: The z...
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Funny story: Bronx Zoo Cobra MIA to Make her Formal Debut

Bronx Zoo Cobra MIA to Make her Formal Debut

The missing, but then found, cobra has been given a name -- MIA. And on Saturday, at the Reptile House in the Bronx Zoo, she'll make her formal debut into society. The snake has told friends the name MIA (for Missing in Action) doesn't make a l...
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Funny story: Missing Cobra Found at the Bronx Zoo; Oprah Invites Her to Chicago

Missing Cobra Found at the Bronx Zoo; Oprah Invites Her to Chicago

The snake captured the attention of the world when she was on the run for six days. But Thursday morning, she herself was captured when Bronx Zoo officials found her in a corner of the Reptile House. "I was hoping to see the world but never qui...
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Funny story: Cobra Gone Missing at the Bronx Zoo; Is Lady Gaga Involved?

Cobra Gone Missing at the Bronx Zoo; Is Lady Gaga Involved?

The cobra is only 20 inches long, but it's dangerous. Yikes! Supposedly it's somewhere in the reptile house, which is, for now, closed to the public -- until the snake is found. But then again, the cobra could have already just said, "I'm outta...
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Funny story: Upside of Australian floods is wipeout of horrible predators

Upside of Australian floods is wipeout of horrible predators

Brisbane - (Biblical Proportions): Millions of deadly brown snakes, tiger snakes, red back spiders, funnel web spiders, box and Irukandji jellyfish have been destroyed in the recent deluge. The predators are often cited as one of the biggest turn-...
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Funny story: Liberal Snake-Handling Churches on the Rise

Liberal Snake-Handling Churches on the Rise

On a recent Sunday morning at the First Progressive Church of Gooseberry, Kentucky, Rev. T. Jerrome Stanley concluded his sermon titled "The Sins of Sean Hannity" by inviting his congregation to open up the boxes that were stacked near the altar. On...
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Funny story: World Snake Population in Decline

World Snake Population in Decline

Snakes are endangered worldwide and may be extinct by 2050, say wildlife experts. But, as zoologist Dr Patrick Sodderly points out, whilst they may be seen as evil poisonous slitherers, snakes are, in fact, a vital part of our world. According to...
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Funny story: Drunken chavs 'more dangerous than snakes'

Drunken chavs 'more dangerous than snakes'

An experiment in Dewsbury has concluded that drunken chavs are more dangerous than a pit of snakes or hungry tigers. A Chinese man who agreed to partake in the survey was first dropped into a pit of snakes and then into a large cage containing 3 s...
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Funny story: Help needed, free trip and free housing offered

Help needed, free trip and free housing offered

Reptiles have more uses than just pets - A company in the tropics where snakes and other reptiles are plentiful has come up with a product that has the fashion world all atwitter. Snakes and most other reptile types shed their skin periodically an...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists React to New Business Employing Mongeese to Eradicate Snakes & Moles!

Animal Rights Activists React to New Business Employing Mongeese to Eradicate Snakes & Moles!

ongoose Mania has hit this arrogantly shabby, but serpent and mole challenged South Carolina resort community with a new pest removal service. Snake B Gone, a cutting edge new company with a bite, was recently named most innovative new customer...
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Funny story: PM and the one-eyed trouser snake

PM and the one-eyed trouser snake

Prime Minister Gordon Brown today 'apologizered' for the letter he wrote to the mother of a dead war hero that contained a number of schoolboy 'misteaks'. He told Mrs Janes (he had written to Mrs James) that because he only had one eye - his right...
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