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Funny story: Willie Nelson Buys 10,000 Twinkies

Willie Nelson Buys 10,000 Twinkies

AUSTIN - There is no bigger fan of Hostess Twinkies than country music icon Willie Nelson. The 79-year-old bearded wonder from the heart of Texas told Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine that he figures that he has probably eaten a little ov...
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Funny story: Brits prefer fatty snacks than steamy sex!

Brits prefer fatty snacks than steamy sex!

65% of UK citizens prefer indulging in a bag of crisps or a pizza rather than having "hot sex"; a latest survey has proven. In fact choccy biscuits and doughnuts are more loved before people got to bed than a lovely "hot sausage" in the "hot cross bu...
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Funny story: Hostess Twinkies to Be Stuffed With IOUs

Hostess Twinkies to Be Stuffed With IOUs

Falling victim to hard economic times, the snack cake maker will be cutting back some of its more costly ingredients in the classic Twinkie like the creamy filling, replacing it with rolled up paper IOUs, according to a company spokesman. Struggli...
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Funny story: Sliced Bread Best Thing Since Unsliced Bread

Sliced Bread Best Thing Since Unsliced Bread

It isn't often scientists come out with a statement that astounds the World but today in Luxembourg at the 'Annual Astounding Things We Have In Life Awards' it was acknowledged that sliced bread is the best invention since unsliced. Food specialis...
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Funny story: Local man chokes on cheesy balls.

Local man chokes on cheesy balls.

A local man is recovering from a near death experience today following a home accident involving cheesy ball shaped corn snacks. The incident took place on the sofa in his sitting room while he was enjoying an afternoon munch. According to his gi...
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Funny story: Facebook 'Friendship' Based Solely on Mutual 'Like' of Beef Jerky

Facebook 'Friendship' Based Solely on Mutual 'Like' of Beef Jerky

HARLINGEN, TX - A local man has established a new Facebook friendship based entirely on the mutual like of Oberto brand Natural Style Peppered Beef Jerky sources discovered on Wednesday. A Facebook user for nearly 18 months, 39 year old area resid...
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Funny story: US Veterans' Hospitals and Clinics Expand Snack Offerings for Medical Marijuana Patients

US Veterans' Hospitals and Clinics Expand Snack Offerings for Medical Marijuana Patients

New federal guidelines are now in place stating that the Veterans' Affairs Hospitals and Clinics located in states where medical marijuana is legal will now allow their patients to use marijuana for pain management. Several changes to the hospital...
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Funny story: Snack firm employee caught sucking creme out of Tasty-Treet

Snack firm employee caught sucking creme out of Tasty-Treet

Worker gets creamed - The food industry is taking a long look at an "oldie but goodie" treat known as the Tasty-Treet. This age old cream filled cupcake of sorts, largely a rip-off of the ever more popular Twinkie, has been a household favorite fo...
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Funny story: Obese man hired to produce personal pork scratchings

Obese man hired to produce personal pork scratchings

An obese UK man from Sunderland has been hired to help a local butcher shop produce its own brand of pork scratchings with a twist. After spending years of outsourcing its pork scratchings, Hank Bacon decided that there must have been a cheaper wa...
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Funny story: Salty Snack Conglomerate Cheesetoes Kix it Up a Nacho

Salty Snack Conglomerate Cheesetoes Kix it Up a Nacho

Cheesetoes has been afoot in the salty snack market for decades now. Cheesetoe tasteologists have been experimenting with some Mejicano flavors since salsa outsold ketchup. Marketeers for the Toecheese parent company have been getting up pretty early...
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Funny story: Animal protection Unit: "Walkers, please walk away"

Animal protection Unit: "Walkers, please walk away"

A.P.U [Animal Protection Unit] are said to be disturbed and unhappy about the choice of flavours for the new crisps Walkers have just released and have told them to "Walk away." The new flavours of crisps include flavours such as; Onion Bajhi; Bu...
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Funny story: New Pringles Select enrages fans

New Pringles Select enrages fans

Pringles, the manufacturers of weird shaped potato snack products, have enraged hardcore Pringl-ites. The decision to market their latest snack product in a bag has horrified supporters. One man who refused to be named said "If I wanted a bag b...
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Funny story: New Crisp Flavours Unveiled

New Crisp Flavours Unveiled

Makers of the famous Crispington Round crisp brand have unveiled 3 new flvours, causing much controversy amongst its most die hard fans. For over 20 years the brand has only had one flavour 'Basics Pate'. Steven Brackets of the consumer group 'Cr...
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Funny story: Scientists discover new brain food, Cheetos

Scientists discover new brain food, Cheetos

Scientists have discovered a new brain food, Cheetos. Researchers were tipped off after President Bill Clinton's former Treasury secretary, Lawrence Summers admitted to wolfing down Cheetos by the bag full. "Our hope is that this study will lead...
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Funny story: Quavers Crisps fail musical test

Quavers Crisps fail musical test

In a similar breaking story, busy research scientist Mike Geek also revealed some other secrets about our food-stuffs. 'You see' he ranted to anyone within ear-shot 'Quaver's failed every musical test we gave them, except for the ones in crispness...
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Funny story: Monster Munch contains no Monster

Monster Munch contains no Monster

Scientists in Minnesota have proven beyond almost all doubt that Monster Munch actually contains no Monster. Mike Geek from the Institute of undeniable Facts said: 'We thought Monster Munch contained Monster, or at least trace elements of them. No...
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Funny story: Cheesy Poofs Laced With Cocaine!

Cheesy Poofs Laced With Cocaine!

If you've ever wondered why Cheesy Poofs seem so addictive, the secret is now out. Frido-Day, maker of the famous and now infamous snack, admitted yesterday in court papers that the recipe includes cocaine. Cheese puffs first appeared in the late...
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Funny story: Cheese Puffs targeted in new Political Correctness storm

Cheese Puffs targeted in new Political Correctness storm

The popular kiddies' packaged snack, Cheesey Puffs, have today come under attack from the Politically Correct brigade.
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