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Gay Couple Fight Over Viagra!

Funny story: Gay Couple Fight Over Viagra!

"I know what the problem is", Granger told his wife, Henry. "We were all lovey dovey until the marriage then you just got used to me so now you have to take a Viagra pill every night!" Of course, Henry stated that it was because of all the medicat...

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Smurf Pest Hunted By Gloucester Police

Funny story: Smurf Pest Hunted By Gloucester Police

Police are hunting a man who has been pestering women at a rural beauty spot dressed as a Smurf. The man has been seen on several occasions wearing a blue, skin-tight Morphsuit and face paint. He runs up to women and performs star jumps in fron...

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Papa Smurf Nearly Dies In Choking Incident

Funny story: Papa Smurf Nearly Dies In Choking Incident

Those original Avatars, The Smurfs were back in the news today when Papa Smurf choked in an Indian Restaurant in Soho. They were out celebrating with James Cameron who has signed the Smurfs for the sequel to Avatar, Avatar 2 The Sequel which is out...

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Elton John's son is a blue Smurf

Funny story: Elton John's son is a blue Smurf

The American physician who carried out the artificial insemination procedure that resulted in Elton John and David Furnish becoming parents, says that he can not explain why the couple's son is a blue Smurf. "It could be that hair dye of the blue...

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Hard times keep coming for the Smurfs

Things are not good for the little blue folks. First they lost nearly everything to Scrappy Doo, and then were forced to move to a single dwelling made for them by Habitat for Humanity. The lost one of their number, Farmer Smurf, to prison after it w...

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Hard Times for the Smurfs

The Smurfs have not had an easy time of things lately. After Hefty Smurf was arrested and imprisoned for steroid abuse, the entire village fell victim to Scrappy Doo's pyramid scheme and lost everything. It looked like the whole village would end up...

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Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. to be elevated to Monsignor by President Obama

Funny story: Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. to be elevated to Monsignor by President Obama

WASHINGTON, DC - The Vatican announced today that Jesuit Priest Fr. François Dubois is to be elevated to the office of Monsignor, Sunday, in a White House ceremony presided over by President Barack Obama. This is an obvious break in Roman Cathol...

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Fatal shooting rocks world

Funny story: Fatal shooting rocks world

News of a fatal shooting has rocked Smurf village. Architect Smurf was found slumped over his draft board early yesterday. Detective Smurf was called to the scene by Woodland Smurf who had visited Architect Smurf in order to design his new mushroom h...

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Smurf Politics Rethink

Funny story: Smurf Politics Rethink

Bad boy historian Hopkin Wells or 'Hip-Hopkins' made the controversial claim that the Smurfs were in fact a dictatorship and not a communist society as first thought.

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Smurfs to make Blue Movie

Funny story: Smurfs to make Blue Movie

Belgium is determined to put itself in the limelight next year by being Oscar Nominated for an Oscar for a film that does not feature 'The muscles from Brussels', actor, Jean-Clau...

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