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Chinese police crack sperm smuggling ring

Funny story: Chinese police crack sperm smuggling ring

Police in China have seized three gallons of sperm in an operation to stop a gang of smugglers. It is the largest ever haul of the expensive fluid, and will surely not be the last in a bizarre underworld industry which is currently booming. Sperm...

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Lorry driver Richard Langford jailed for trying to import 50,000 chocolate bars through Dover

Funny story: Lorry driver Richard Langford jailed for trying to import 50,000 chocolate bars through Dover

A lorry driver has been jailed for smuggling chocolate bars through the Port of Dover. Richard Langford, 31, was caught with a staggering 5,000 kilos of Dairy Milk, 1,000 kilos of Galaxy and 3,000 U.S. Hershey's chocolate bars when he was stopped...

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Airport Security Finds 30 Pounds of Cocaine Under Fat Lady's Boobs!

Funny story: Airport Security Finds 30 Pounds of Cocaine Under Fat Lady's Boobs!

While this might not be a drug mule case, security guards at Kennedy Airport say it was more like a cow-smuggling incident. An as yet unknown 300-pound woman was routinely being searched at the airport when a bag of cocaine fell out on the floor.

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Dolly Parton Smuggling In Dope?

Funny story: Dolly Parton Smuggling In Dope?

"Dolly Parton" Arrested at the Knoxville Airport in Maryville, Tennessee Says The Sevier County Journal! Dolly Parton is well known in Knoxville and when a blonde, big breasted woman came into the airport, she had to stop and sign a few autographs...

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Rio Grande River Scuba Diver Caught Trying To Smuggle 19 Pounds of Marijuana Into The U.S.

Funny story: Rio Grande River Scuba Diver Caught Trying To Smuggle 19 Pounds of Marijuana Into The U.S.

EL PASO - United States Custom Agents have just arrested a New Jersey man who was wearing scuba gear and swam the Rio Grande from Juarez, Mexico to El Paso, Texas. The scuba diver identified as Hamilton F. Bumtinbone, 27, of Hackensack, New Jersey...

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Spoof reporters smuggle their lunch into the Olympic Stadium

Funny story: Spoof reporters smuggle their lunch into the Olympic Stadium

The Olympic venues have been accused of fleecing their visitors by treating them as a captive audience and prohibiting the bringing of visitors' own food and drink into the stadiums. "The caterers are the same as those used at Wembley," said an un...

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American Border Patrols Checking All Vehicles Returning To Canada. Fireworks Being Smuggled.

Funny story: American Border Patrols Checking All Vehicles Returning To Canada. Fireworks Being Smuggled.

All vehicles returning to Canada from trips to the US of A are being inspected meticulously for smuggled items. This month it is NOT drugs they are looking for but FIREWORKS. News quickly spread through Canada at the beginning of the month that t...

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Bhutan Monk Arrested

Funny story: Bhutan Monk Arrested

A Buddhist Monk in Bhutan has been arrested for smuggling tobacco into the country. Tobacco based products have been illegal in Bhutan since 2005. Jigm Dorji, a state sponsored Buddhist Monk was found with two kilos of tobacco and was arrested for po...

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Ramen noodle smuggling ring eludes capture

Funny story: Ramen noodle smuggling ring eludes capture

A worldwide network of illicit distribution of counterfeit ramen noodle products continues to elude the grasp of the finest minds in police investigation. Based upon traditional Asian noodle soups made from basic food ingredients, these desiccated,...

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Airline say its not easy to smuggle dead relatives on board

Funny story: Airline say its not easy to smuggle dead relatives on board

SimpleJet the well known airline say it is not easy to smuggle dead relatives on board their airlines. This comes after two women were arrested at Liverpool's John Lennon Airport, trying to get a dead relative on board a flight to Berlin. SimpleJ...

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Mexican pig smugglers bring a smile to the face

Funny story: Mexican pig smugglers bring a smile to the face

Border officials have reported that Mexican pig smugglers are resorting to desperate measures following the world wide swine flu pandemic . With the new surveillance and security measures along the border, the smugglers are finding it increasingly d...

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British man sentenced

A British man caught smuggling cocaine into Venezuela, who admitted smuggling but said he thought he was smuggling diamonds, will today be sentenced by a Venezuelan judge. The man will be given 15 years imprisonment for cocaine smuggling, 10 year...

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Royal College of Arms Smuggling fire 'may be arson'

Funny story: Royal College of Arms Smuggling fire 'may be arson'

Shitty of London - (Ass Mess): Prince Charles is said to be hopping mad after a mystery fire that destroyed masses of carefully planted heraldic disinformation about the Puppet Monarchy's congenital addiction to arms smuggling was branded arson by po...

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Officials Nab Traveler With Pigeons In Pants

Funny story: Officials Nab Traveler With Pigeons In Pants

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said yesterday. The 24-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in h...

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Woman Smuggles Monkey Into Country

Funny story: Woman Smuggles Monkey Into Country

A Spokane woman who hid a sedated monkey under her blouse on a flight from Thailand to Los Angeles - pretending she was pregnant, although the monkey moved about - has been convicted of smuggling charges. Jemsy Dawson, 27, successfully passed thr...

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EU Sets Health & Safety Guidelines for Illegal Immigration Transport

Funny story: EU Sets Health & Safety Guidelines for Illegal Immigration Transport

Brussels, Belgium - The European Commission has issued its much-anticipated guidelines regulating the health and safety of transporting illegal immigrants into the EU and between member countries. EC spokesperson, Noah Passaporta explained the...

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Jet Man Charged with Smuggling Immigrants!

Funny story: Jet Man Charged with Smuggling Immigrants!

Heroic Jetman, Yves Rossy, the man who crossed the English Channel using only a jet pack, has been arrested for bringing illegal immigrants into the country strapped to his back. Rossy claimed he was unaware he had sixteen Kurds bound to his back...

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Drugs Smuggler Hid Goods In Hair

Funny story: Drugs Smuggler Hid Goods In Hair

International drugs smuggler Rud Gudd is in custody today after he was caught bringing large quantities of cocaine into Britain. The drug was hidden in the 35 year old Gudd's hair, where it was resembled nothing more than a chronic case of dandru...

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