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Funny story:  Dolly Parton Smuggling In Dope?

Dolly Parton Smuggling In Dope?

"Dolly Parton" Arrested at the Knoxville Airport in Maryville, Tennessee Says The Sevier County Journal! Dolly Parton is well known in Knoxville and when a blonde, big breasted woman came into the airport, she had to stop and sign a few autographs...
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Funny story:  Rio Grande River Scuba Diver Caught Trying To Smuggle 19 Pounds of Marijuana Into The U.S.

Rio Grande River Scuba Diver Caught Trying To Smuggle 19 Pounds of Marijuana Into The U.S.

EL PASO - United States Custom Agents have just arrested a New Jersey man who was wearing scuba gear and swam the Rio Grande from Juarez, Mexico to El Paso, Texas. The scuba diver identified as Hamilton F. Bumtinbone, 27, of Hackensack, New Jersey...
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Funny story:  Spoof reporters smuggle their lunch into the Olympic Stadium

Spoof reporters smuggle their lunch into the Olympic Stadium

The Olympic venues have been accused of fleecing their visitors by treating them as a captive audience and prohibiting the bringing of visitors' own food and drink into the stadiums. "The caterers are the same as those used at Wembley," said an un...
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Funny story:  American Border Patrols Checking All Vehicles Returning To Canada.  Fireworks Being Smuggled.

American Border Patrols Checking All Vehicles Returning To Canada. Fireworks Being Smuggled.

All vehicles returning to Canada from trips to the US of A are being inspected meticulously for smuggled items. This month it is NOT drugs they are looking for but FIREWORKS. News quickly spread through Canada at the beginning of the month that t...
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Funny story:  Bhutan Monk Arrested

Bhutan Monk Arrested

A Buddhist Monk in Bhutan has been arrested for smuggling tobacco into the country. Tobacco based products have been illegal in Bhutan since 2005. Jigm Dorji, a state sponsored Buddhist Monk was found with two kilos of tobacco and was arrested for po...
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Funny story:  Ramen noodle smuggling ring eludes capture

Ramen noodle smuggling ring eludes capture

A worldwide network of illicit distribution of counterfeit ramen noodle products continues to elude the grasp of the finest minds in police investigation. Based upon traditional Asian noodle soups made from basic food ingredients, these desiccated,...
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Funny story:  Airline say its not easy to smuggle dead relatives on board

Airline say its not easy to smuggle dead relatives on board

SimpleJet the well known airline say it is not easy to smuggle dead relatives on board their airlines. This comes after two women were arrested at Liverpool's John Lennon Airport, trying to get a dead relative on board a flight to Berlin. SimpleJ...
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Funny story:  Mexican pig smugglers bring a smile to the face

Mexican pig smugglers bring a smile to the face

Border officials have reported that Mexican pig smugglers are resorting to desperate measures following the world wide swine flu pandemic . With the new surveillance and security measures along the border, the smugglers are finding it increasingly d...
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Funny story:  British man sentenced

British man sentenced

A British man caught smuggling cocaine into Venezuela, who admitted smuggling but said he thought he was smuggling diamonds, will today be sentenced by a Venezuelan judge. The man will be given 15 years imprisonment for cocaine smuggling, 10 year...
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Funny story:  Royal College of Arms Smuggling fire 'may be arson'

Royal College of Arms Smuggling fire 'may be arson'

Shitty of London - (Ass Mess): Prince Charles is said to be hopping mad after a mystery fire that destroyed masses of carefully planted heraldic disinformation about the Puppet Monarchy's congenital addiction to arms smuggling was branded arson by po...
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Funny story:  Officials Nab Traveler With Pigeons In Pants

Officials Nab Traveler With Pigeons In Pants

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said yesterday. The 24-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in h...
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Funny story:  Woman Smuggles Monkey Into Country

Woman Smuggles Monkey Into Country

A Spokane woman who hid a sedated monkey under her blouse on a flight from Thailand to Los Angeles - pretending she was pregnant, although the monkey moved about - has been convicted of smuggling charges. Jemsy Dawson, 27, successfully passed thr...
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Funny story:  EU Sets Health & Safety Guidelines for Illegal Immigration Transport

EU Sets Health & Safety Guidelines for Illegal Immigration Transport

Brussels, Belgium - The European Commission has issued its much-anticipated guidelines regulating the health and safety of transporting illegal immigrants into the EU and between member countries. EC spokesperson, Noah Passaporta explained the...
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Funny story:  Jet Man Charged with Smuggling Immigrants!

Jet Man Charged with Smuggling Immigrants!

Heroic Jetman, Yves Rossy, the man who crossed the English Channel using only a jet pack, has been arrested for bringing illegal immigrants into the country strapped to his back. Rossy claimed he was unaware he had sixteen Kurds bound to his back...
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Funny story:  Drugs Smuggler Hid Goods In Hair

Drugs Smuggler Hid Goods In Hair

International drugs smuggler Rud Gudd is in custody today after he was caught bringing large quantities of cocaine into Britain. The drug was hidden in the 35 year old Gudd's hair, where it was resembled nothing more than a chronic case of dandru...
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Funny story:  Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

American actor Sylvester Stallone was formally convicted in court for his smuggling of 48 bottles of illegal steroids into Australia in February. Stallone lied to customs officials about having a prescription for the medication that is illegal in bo...
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