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Funny story: Smelly feet? There's an app for that

Smelly feet? There's an app for that

Body odour of any kind is an issue that is just not discussed in polite society. In impolite society, everybody has body odour problems, so nobody notices. For this reason, it's almost impossible for anybody to tell if they have any kind of body-odou...
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Funny story: 'Smell and tell' on the underground

'Smell and tell' on the underground

A special Police force is to be set up to patrol the London Underground but will having nothing to do with the Transport Police. The special unit will be called 'Smell and tell' and will be given special powers. "There's nothing worse than getting...
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Funny story: Fat people can find food faster

Fat people can find food faster

A possible contender for the 2011 Ignoble prize is the study by Phil Dupp and Terry Soranje in which they have discovered that fat people are better at finding hidden food than thin people. "It's a linear scale," said Soranje. "The fatter you get,...
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Funny story: Olfactory Scientists Release 2011 Report on World's Worst Odors

Olfactory Scientists Release 2011 Report on World's Worst Odors

In addition to obvious top candidates that included the common Striped Skunk and the ever favorite Georgio Perfume, the Reykjavik Association of Olfactory Scientists has just released their 2011 report on the world's most pungent and disgusting odors...
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Funny story: Chinese Authorities Confirm That Unidentified 65 Foot Sea Monster Stinks - But They'll Eat It Anyway

Chinese Authorities Confirm That Unidentified 65 Foot Sea Monster Stinks - But They'll Eat It Anyway

Authorities in Guangdong, China, today admitted that they have been unable to identify the 65 foot sea monster that washed up on a beach there a couple of days ago, but they have confirmed that it stinks to high heaven. The creature, which vaguely...
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Funny story: It smells like evolution!

It smells like evolution!

Befuddled evolutionists are again pushing the limits of credibility with their latest whimsical fairy story. According to characters actually paid by the University of London, about 200 million years ago, some small rodent like creatures developed large olfactory bulbs, found just in front of the brain, this enabled them to smell better. How and why this change came about is like the rest o...
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Funny story: Man caught in butt crack attacks

Man caught in butt crack attacks

Seattle, Washington - A Seattle man was arrested Thursday after DNA tests matched his nose hairs to those taken from the buttocks of an attack victim. Witnesses to the attack report that the man was running behind the woman when he suddenly grab...
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Funny story: Fishy odor traced to Salmonella G

Fishy odor traced to Salmonella G

The Kabul College of Medicine has just released an incredibly important discovery that may change the way that people view sex all over the world. Dr. Hakeem Keesterami authored the paper that exposes female personal hygiene habits as being the ma...
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Funny story: Peter Andre and Victoria, mysterious girl smell.

Peter Andre and Victoria, mysterious girl smell.

No, Not Victoria Beckham, but Victoria Station. - Eight people, including two passengers, complained of headaches and nausea when an "unusual smell" was reported at Victoria Tube station in London. Peter Andre who was travelling through the stati...
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Funny story: New Delhi Sewer Takes Prize as World's Nastiest Odor

New Delhi Sewer Takes Prize as World's Nastiest Odor

The smells wafting from a New Delhi sewer have buckled many a man's knees. The odor is so disgusting that neighbor's pray for the smell of hot garbage or at least a nasty cabbage fart. Due to the robust diet of the natives, the sewer systems give...
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Funny story: Innovative & New, "Smell A Vision"

Innovative & New, "Smell A Vision"

The other day, I had the pleasure of experiencing a fantastic new type of television, called "Smell A Vision." The device filled the room with a brilliantly correlated and in sync variety of aromas that related to whatever was being shown on the screen. When the picture on the screen showed an actor barbecuing in his backyard, the entire room that I was sitting in filled with the smell of barbe...
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Funny story: Garbage Stinks Up Whole Town!

Garbage Stinks Up Whole Town!

Citizens of Sauce Parlor, Arkansas have been complaining about the stenth from a once small garbage area near town that has grown tremendously as the population grew. "We have tried burying it but the stink still rises to the top", stated Mayor Fr...
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Funny story: Scientific study reveals why dogs smell each other's butts

Scientific study reveals why dogs smell each other's butts

It's a question that has plagued people kind for centuries. Why when a simple hello is all that is necessary do dogs feel the need to go straight to the buttocks when they greet one another? It can be extremely embarrassing for pet owners when their...
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Funny story: Democrats Finally Admit That Obama's Sh*t Really Does Stink

Democrats Finally Admit That Obama's Sh*t Really Does Stink

Members of the Democratic Party, who assured the American people that Barack Hussein Obama was the catalyst for good change and that his feces was not malodorous, have finally admitted that his sh*t really does stink. Pelosi had been the final hold...
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Funny story: Council Cans Conk Custom

Council Cans Conk Custom

A council has banned a four hundred year old tradition after it claimed it was both offensive and obscene. The annual Chipping Bassett Arse Sniffing Contest involved local men being blindfolded, kneeling next to the buttocks of willing volunteers...
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Funny story: Smell-o-vision now a reality

Smell-o-vision now a reality

If you have ever wondered how long it would take before someone came out with a way to let you enjoy the smell of things you see on your TV screen, wonder no longer. A new company in Mount Pheasant, Nebraska has now made this a reality. A new tech...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Nearly Asphyxiates Self In Bathroom Stall

Rush Limbaugh Nearly Asphyxiates Self In Bathroom Stall

PEPTI-COLON, FL. - The self-proclaimed "most dangerous man in America" proved to himself and right-wing media cohort Ann Coulter that he is exactly that early yesterday evening, when Limbaugh succumbed to the putrid stench of his own bowel movement.
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Funny story: China claims potty training reduces tourism

China claims potty training reduces tourism

In a recent informal discussion during an elaborate lunch, President Hu Jin Tao, after a huge gin tonic, mentioned that he had received a report related to the problems created by Chinese style toilets. Mr Hu Flungdung said "Apparently it's not t...
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