A lab based at Brunel University has confirmed the new species of "Super Slug" has developed a resistance to salt.
The vile slugs, which can grow up to three feet in size, have seen their numbers increase rapidly since first sighting in April.
A slug was said to be in a critical condition following eating an Australian after being challenged to a dare by a garden snail.
The slug contracted the little known disease Twat Lugworm following eating a twenty one year old from Sydney. New Sout...
Parasite Scientists recently identified a whole new sub-species of creature now recognized as having a large presence in our world.
The sub species is identified as being a mollusk-like, slimy, backbone-less parasite that has been given the nam...
Conspiracy theorist and alien lifeform watcher David Icke today claimed that Prime Minister Gordon Brown had been transmuted into a 'slimy, reptilian, alien slug'.
Speaking from his padded cell in Essex, Mr. Icke said: 'It's easy to scoff at me, b...
He was called Uncle Hunt. He died at the turn of the century. His shotgun was a muzzle-loaded rifle of 19th century. Another precious piece of equipment was his dented brass monocular. His ammo consisted of a gunpowder flask, a few slugs, some pieces of cloth and several percussion caps. His most reliable and ever ready tool to assess the velocity of the wind was a handful of soft dirt. He h...
The plans of slugs to take over western civilization are closer than ever to being realised following a bumper season of good weather for the slimy beasts.
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