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Funny story: New Slug Species "Resistant to Salt" says Lab

New Slug Species "Resistant to Salt" says Lab

A lab based at Brunel University has confirmed the new species of "Super Slug" has developed a resistance to salt. The vile slugs, which can grow up to three feet in size, have seen their numbers increase rapidly since first sighting in April.
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Funny story: Slug Critical Following Australian Eating Incident

Slug Critical Following Australian Eating Incident

A slug was said to be in a critical condition following eating an Australian after being challenged to a dare by a garden snail. The slug contracted the little known disease Twat Lugworm following eating a twenty one year old from Sydney. New Sout...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover New, Spineless, Slimy Sub-species - The 'Bernie Madoffulus'

Scientists Discover New, Spineless, Slimy Sub-species - The 'Bernie Madoffulus'

Parasite Scientists recently identified a whole new sub-species of creature now recognized as having a large presence in our world. The sub species is identified as being a mollusk-like, slimy, backbone-less parasite that has been given the nam...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Gordon Brown has turned into a 'slimy reptilian alien slug', David Icke claimed today

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has turned into a 'slimy reptilian alien slug', David Icke claimed today

Conspiracy theorist and alien lifeform watcher David Icke today claimed that Prime Minister Gordon Brown had been transmuted into a 'slimy, reptilian, alien slug'. Speaking from his padded cell in Essex, Mr. Icke said: 'It's easy to scoff at me, b...
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Funny story: Buck Talk

Buck Talk

He was called Uncle Hunt. He died at the turn of the century. His shotgun was a muzzle-loaded rifle of 19th century. Another precious piece of equipment was his dented brass monocular. His ammo consisted of a gunpowder flask, a few slugs, some pieces of cloth and several percussion caps. His most reliable and ever ready tool to assess the velocity of the wind was a handful of soft dirt. He h...
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Funny story: Slugs to take over the World

Slugs to take over the World

The plans of slugs to take over western civilization are closer than ever to being realised following a bumper season of good weather for the slimy beasts.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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