Slipknot and Stone Sour vocalist Corey Taylor has been admitted to a psychiatric facility after what has been described as "a very peculiar public mental breakdown", leading to him committing seventeen unusual shoplifting offences in one afternoon.
Des Moines, Iowa - (Ligatures): "Is the band's name a major clue to his sudden death?" bewildered fans asked today as the lifeless body of the 38 year-old Slipknot bassist was found in an Urbandale motel room.
According to preliminary reports t...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Name Calling Trump
Trump to Seek Re-erection
Donald Trump, Jr. Blames His Divorce on Obama
Who Will Replace Hope Hicks In The White House?
Clown Union Assures Trump He'll Always Have A Home With Them
Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!