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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 4: The Fat Lady Sings

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 4: The Fat Lady Sings

BILLINGSGATE POST: Lisa Page, the former FBI lawyer was an integral part of the Love Bird team with disgraced agent, Peter Strzok. Even though she was fashionably thin, she was given the call sign, "Fat Lady" by her smirking counterpart. "Dude,...

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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 3: The Passing Of The Dossier

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 3: The Passing Of The Dossier

BILLINGSGATE POST: The last episode ended with Special Agents Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Tricks” Detwiler passing gas to relieve the tension in their 1951 Studebaker Commander while in the midst of one the greatest handoffs of bogus intellig...

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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 2: The Secret Meeting Of Comey And Mueller

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 2: The Secret Meeting Of Comey And Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his ta...

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The Ticking Time Bomb: The Real Story Of Russian-FBI Collusion

Funny story: The Ticking Time Bomb: The Real Story Of Russian-FBI Collusion

BILLINGSGATE POST: The metronomic ticking of the time bomb that would provide kaleidoscopic evidence that the FBI was colluding with the Russians was forcing Special Agent Slim Everdingle into making a virtual Hobson’s Choice; whether to go with his...

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QAnon Lid Blown Sky High: John Bolton Hints Of Secret Leader's Identity

Funny story: QAnon Lid Blown Sky High: John Bolton Hints Of Secret Leader's Identity

BILLINGSGATE POST: Under intensive questioning by George Staphylococcus, Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton revealed hints that would lead even a casual observer to believe former Secret Service Agent Slim Everdingle is the mysterious head...

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Rooster Booster (A Poultry Aphrodisiac) Blamed For Trump Derangement Syndrome

Funny story: Rooster Booster (A Poultry Aphrodisiac) Blamed For Trump Derangement Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was well past sunset in a somnolent henhouse outside the comfortable home of chicken rancher Slim Everdingle. The clucking of the Rhode Island Reds had long dissipated as the hens were catching a break after pumping out their...

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Slim Everdingle Sits Down With Vladimir Putin After Helsinki

Funny story: Slim Everdingle Sits Down With Vladimir Putin After Helsinki

BILLINGSGATE POST: Intrepid crack reporter Slim Everdingle sits down with Vladimir Putin in an interview that captures the attention of millions of viewers throughout the World who are anxious to hear first hand what was said behind closed doors in...

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Wile E Mueller Takes Direct Hit To Head: ACME Anvil Stock Up 120 Percent

Funny story: Wile E Mueller Takes Direct Hit To Head: ACME Anvil Stock Up 120 Percent

BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere in the Sonoran Desert, just South of East Jesus, a campfire twickers in the early dusk. And the languid cowboy, Slim Everdingle, limply strums a melancholy tune on his Gibson guitar celebrating the turn of events that be...

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Comey Wakes Up To Find Horse's Head In His Bed.

Funny story: Comey Wakes Up To Find Horse's Head In His Bed.

BILLINGSGATE POST: The scene opens with James Comey’s wife waking up and poking him on the shoulder, “James, I think we have company in our bed.” “Go back to sleep honey. You must be dreaming.” “James, there’s a f**king horse’s head nex...

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The Saga of Slim Everdingle: American Hero

Funny story: The Saga of Slim Everdingle: American Hero

BILLINGSGATE POST: The saga of Slim Everdingle began with a bang, not a whimper. In the maternity ward of the only hospital in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, a star was born to Minerva and Never Everdingle. He came out of the womb as wild and slim as...

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Brady - Belichick Wife Swap Falls Through

Funny story: Brady - Belichick Wife Swap Falls Through

BILLINGSGATE POST: Today, Slim Everdingle, spokesperson for the NFL, announced that the pending wife-swap between New England Patriots' Tom Brady and Coach Bill Belichick did not meet league rules governing such trades. Citing "technical difficul...

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Harvey Feinstein To Challenge Dianne Weinstein In Senate Primary

Funny story: Harvey Feinstein To Challenge Dianne Weinstein In Senate Primary

BREAKING NEWS: BILLINGSGATE POST Crack investigative reporter Slim Everdingle writes that three sources with inside knowledge revealed to him that beleaguered prevert Harvey Feinstein intends to enter California's 2018 Senate race against Dianne Wei...

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Slim Everdingle: Looking For Leg In All The Wrong Places

Funny story: Slim Everdingle: Looking For Leg In All The Wrong Places

BILLINGSGATE POST: As earlier reported, erstwhile lover Slim Everdingle lost one of his legs while in an amorous tryst with Annibal Lector, the daughter of infamous cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Not a handsome man; some would say he was downright ug...

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Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Was Source Of Leaked Secrets

Funny story: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Was Source Of Leaked Secrets

BILLINGSGATE POST: The sun rose earlier than expected at the White House. Even the prickly pears were more prickly. The frantic search for the source of leaks emanating from the White House had put everyone on edge. Long-time Secret Service agent S...

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Man Arrested For Texting And Having Sex While Driving

Funny story: Man Arrested For Texting And Having Sex While Driving

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle, erstwhile husband of former porn-star, Forever Ember Everdingle, was arrested driving 90 miles an hour on Sunset Boulevard early Sunday morning. Cited for driving having "no visible hands on the steering wheel" b...

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Annibal Lector Booked For Gnawing Off Coyote Ugly Man's Leg: UPDATE!

Funny story: Annibal Lector Booked For Gnawing Off Coyote Ugly Man's Leg: UPDATE!

BILLINGSGATE POST: Following the tragic news of Slim Everdingle losing his leg in a bedroom romp, police in Denver have arrested Annibal Lector, the daughter of the notorious cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Saying that the fruit doesn't fall far from th...

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Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

Funny story: Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

BILLINGSGATE POST - Slim Everdingle, lead vocalist of the Whisper Conspiracy, told TMZ that after performing at a Presidential dinner party for the Dalai Lama last year, Jay Carney asked him he would like to join the Dalai and President Obama in the...

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