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Funny story: Sierra Club Calls for Mandatory Bed Times

Sierra Club Calls for Mandatory Bed Times

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Sierra Club President, Michael Brune, announced today that the Sierra Club is calling for mandatory bed times for all humans. The announcement came shortly after a 27,339 page report on the benefits and drawbacks of Daylight Sa...
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Funny story: News Anchor Wolf Blitzer Accused of Lying About His Sleep Number Setting

News Anchor Wolf Blitzer Accused of Lying About His Sleep Number Setting

CNN announced today the network has suspended Wolf Blitzer, host of the news program The Situation Room after he allegedly lied about his Sleep Number setting. "Wolf has told other correspondents and members of the public on numerous occasions t...
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Funny story: Poor memory linked to sheep problems

Poor memory linked to sheep problems

Researchers have found that memory problems - especially in older people - could be due to lack of sheep, causing lack of sleep. Many people used to rely on counting sheep to get a good night's sleep. But these days, due to lack of sheep,...
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Funny story: Apple said to be Prepping a Revolutionary New Product aimed at Bedroom Dwellers

Apple said to be Prepping a Revolutionary New Product aimed at Bedroom Dwellers

CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA - With millions of technology hungry consumers looking towards Apple for the next big thing, recent rumours have surfaced that the Cupertino based company could release a revolutionary new product aimed at bedroom dwellers. T...
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Funny story: Man gets out of bed the wrong way

Man gets out of bed the wrong way

A Goole man with a broken nose was admitted to Humberside Hospital yesterday morning after getting out of bed the wrong way. Errol Dover, 58, who usually sleeps like a log, bashed his nose against the wall shortly after his alarm went off. "It...
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Funny story: Millions oversleep as the 02 network goes down

Millions oversleep as the 02 network goes down

Millions of 02 customers turned up late for work this morning, all with the same excuse: they overslept because their alarm failed to go off. "It sounds like a lame excuse," said O2 customer liaison officer, Tom O'Byle. "And in many ways it is. Ho...
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Funny story: Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

WABASHA, MN-Brett Konsky, 46, went to bed Saturday night thinking everything in his comfortable, if not boring life was going along rather uneventfully. That all changed early Sunday morning when Brett awoke to find he had no feeling at all in hi...
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Funny story: Jeans influence how much sleep you need

Jeans influence how much sleep you need

A study of 15 people found that those wearing baggy jeans slept much longer than the normal average of 8 hours. And those wearing 'severely-distressed' jeans reported fewer hours of sleep - mainly because of the draughts. Researchers planned to su...
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Funny story: Inquest may ask if a 'somnipathic disorder' saw Gary Speed sleepwalk his way to RIP

Inquest may ask if a 'somnipathic disorder' saw Gary Speed sleepwalk his way to RIP

Warrington - It's been opened and adjourned in a blaze of publicity as behind-the-scenes forensics battle to piece together the Welsh footie manager's last known state of mind. "It could be a complication of parasomnia what did it," sleep disorder...
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Funny story: BTN Announces Fall Line Up

BTN Announces Fall Line Up

New York - Phillip Brewer, owner of the surprisingly popular Boring Television Network (BTN), has announced changes to the upcoming fall line up. Network executives have determined Sewing Machine Wars as too exciting for the network everyone reli...
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Funny story: Sunday Driver Oversleeps

Sunday Driver Oversleeps

Delbert Gilbert O'Sullivan, a Sunday Driver from Muck on the Water, near London has revealed that his weekly drive in his Austen Allegro G reg had to be put on hold this week, as he over slept for four hours. 'It is not normally like me' said Mr G...
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Funny story: Long Suffering Wife Of Local Man Wakes Herself Up Snoring Ahead Of Haye v Klitschko Fight

Long Suffering Wife Of Local Man Wakes Herself Up Snoring Ahead Of Haye v Klitschko Fight

Local woman, Anne Shuttlecock, woke herself up tonight waiting for the David Haye v Wladimir Klitschko World Heavyweight Championship fight, which was being beamed live via satellite from Hamburg, Germany. Insiders say that Anne Shuttlecock fell i...
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Funny story: New Sleep Product Helps the US Economy

New Sleep Product Helps the US Economy

Union City NJ: The Prometheus Pharmaceutical Company (PPC) announced today that a breakthrough in sleep medication had occurred. A new sleep product, fortified with vitamins, will soon be on the over-the-counter market. PPC's lead project research...
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Funny story: After Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says "I Feel Your Pain"

After Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says "I Feel Your Pain"

Queen Elizabeth II was shown on television sets around the world taking a short nap during the royal wedding of her grandson Prince William to Kate Middleton. While this may be explained away due to advancing age and a really boring ceremony, it was...
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Funny story: White House Finally Admits Joe Biden Missed His Nap Time Last Week

White House Finally Admits Joe Biden Missed His Nap Time Last Week

Vice President Joe Biden has been catching flack in the media for falling asleep in public during a presidential address last week. In a press release, White House spokesman David Kronauer admitted that the V.P. was only nodding off because "he misse...
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Funny story: Song: "Snoooooozzzzze"

Song: "Snoooooozzzzze"

I like writing songs. So what? Sue me Universal Music. "Snooooozzzze" I wish you had a volume button, I'd like to turn you down, Before you turn me off, You snooze, you lose, You snore, I lose, Out On my sleeeeep Shut up! Shut up shut up! Your nose is a lawnmower's motor, Shut up! Shutupshutup! Please stop snoring, It's really annoying. What the hell is up with you? I'm fi...
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Funny story: Are you getting the sleep you need?

Are you getting the sleep you need?

For years, lack of sleep has affected humans around the world. We work to much and don't sleep enough. Sleep Country Canada has developed a new technique to improve concentration and 'awakedness' through out the day. This technique is a very quick fix for this on going problem. Another benefit is that you don't waste your possible work time, sleeping. According to Sleep Country Canada,...
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Funny story: VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!

VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!

Vice President Joe Biden, often accused of being asleep at the switch himself , said there was no excuse for the recent spate of potentially dangerous incidents of Airport Controllers leaving their panels for a snooze or a quickie and blamed Ronald R...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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