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Funny story: Group Wants Faithful Slave Mammies' Statues In National Cathederal

Group Wants Faithful Slave Mammies' Statues In National Cathederal

In the National Cathedral in Washington, D.C. are two memorial niches - complete with stained-glass windows and laudatory inscriptions - which honor Confederate generals Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson. They were slaveholders, which included kee...
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Funny story: Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Paramus, NJ - In an apparent attempt to better position themselves for a successful run through both the 2014, and, later on, 2016 elections, certain powers that be within the outside looking in Republican Party - along with, of course, any and all h...
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Funny story: Shyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam

Shyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam

Caribbean - "A classic, Ecuador-style bit of legalistic bullshit," is how constitutional experts have described some Brit shyster lawyers' attempts to sue the governments of the UK, France and Holland for acts of slavery committed by private individ...
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Funny story: North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

Both houses of the North Carolina state legislature voted today to secede from the union and at the same time designated the state a Plantation. The bill which passed with large majorities in both houses appointed the current governor Plantation Over...
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Funny story: 7-Eleven Raided

7-Eleven Raided

OH, THANK HEAVEN, NY - 7-Eleven convenience stores were raided across Long island, New Yawk, by the city's finest, accompanied by Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATF) agents. The U. S. government considers alcohol, tobacco, f...
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Funny story: IDS thinks shelf stacking more important than Geology

IDS thinks shelf stacking more important than Geology

Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith has said that people should not think that they are too good to work for free in supermarkets on the governments back to work scheme. He told the Andrew Marr program this morning that the government would...
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Funny story: D'jango (the D is silent) Action Figures Cause Negative Uproar

D'jango (the D is silent) Action Figures Cause Negative Uproar

The Weinstein Co and toy maker NECA are selling slavery-era action figures based on the characters from Quentin Tarantino's latest picture D'jango (the D is silent) Unchained. Some are questioning if this is appropriate in this day of enlightenmen...
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Funny story: Michigan Becomes 24th State To Inaugurate 'Right To Be A Slave' Law

Michigan Becomes 24th State To Inaugurate 'Right To Be A Slave' Law

Michigan has now joined almost half of the country which has introduced legislation that will make it easier for employers to regulate, hire and fire their employees at will. Goosestepping to the current climate which wishes to reduce the power of th...
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Funny story: Ebay and Facebook Announce Merger

Ebay and Facebook Announce Merger

It appears that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has finally found a way to make profits from the his social networking site following the recent decreases in its share price. The site, which now has over 1 billion active users, will immediately c...
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Funny story: Fashion Store Plans Nazi Europe T-Shirt After Success Of Slave Trade Version

Fashion Store Plans Nazi Europe T-Shirt After Success Of Slave Trade Version

A nationwide fashion chain is planning to market a T-shirt bearing a print of a Nazi map of Europe in 1943. TossPot came up with the idea following the success of a shirt whose design is a reproduction of an antique map depicting the transatlantic...
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Funny story: White Americans celebrate their freedom from the British, while blacks are left wondering what all the nonsense is about

White Americans celebrate their freedom from the British, while blacks are left wondering what all the nonsense is about

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans celebrated their country's 236th birthday today with fireworks displays, parades, family cookouts, and really shitty American beer. Nevermind that one in four Americans is not able to explain from whom the United State...
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Funny story: Merkel to push German borders over Europe

Merkel to push German borders over Europe

CHANTILLY VA - According to our mole at the Build-a-bugger conference, Angela Merkel has agreed to extend the borders of Germany over the entire Euro-zone. "We have some old maps in our files that we can place on the table. We would hate to waste...
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Funny story: Slavery to be reinstated in Britain

Slavery to be reinstated in Britain

The Conservative-Liberal Coalition has decided to reinstate slavery into the UK but with stringent strings attached. "Basically, we're not going to have a return to the good old days," said David Cameron, who will be putting Michael Portillo in ch...
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Funny story: Richard Dawkins disbelieves his ancestors were slave traders!

Richard Dawkins disbelieves his ancestors were slave traders!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is reeling from the shock revelation that his direct ancestors made their fortune from the slave trade. Having spent years criticising organised religion for its various failings, it co...
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Funny story: Liverpool council re-introduce slave boats!

Liverpool council re-introduce slave boats!

Liverpool council are contemplating refurbishing the Liverpool dock area and one of the harbours is to be their "flag-ship" because of a lucrative offer by slave-drivers to have their ships docked there. Liverpool, one of the main hubs for ancient...
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Funny story: Many Youngsters Still Refusing To Work For Nothing!

Many Youngsters Still Refusing To Work For Nothing!

The government is to finally clamp down hard on unemployed work-shy youths who refuse to work for nothing. The promise to deal with the problem of 'youths with principles' who continue to expect to be paid for their labour was made by the Prime M...
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Funny story: David Cameron to re-introduce slavery to boost UK economy

David Cameron to re-introduce slavery to boost UK economy

There are no doubts that the UK economy is in a precarious position, although politicians disagree on the best approach to resolve the crisis. Prime Minister David Cameron today outlined his recovery plan. Controversially, Mr Cameron's plans invol...
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Funny story: Egypt: Mubarek Announces Plans to Build a Two Headed Camel Sphinx Riots End!!

Egypt: Mubarek Announces Plans to Build a Two Headed Camel Sphinx Riots End!!

Cairo - Today in a surprise move, Mubarak announced plans to build a huge new sandstone two headed camel Sphinx. The new sphinx will sit guarding the Nile with the heads appearing to be ready to drink from the Nile River. Mubarak has also agreed to s...
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