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Historians Discover from Evidence on Facebook that Southern Whites Actually Tried to Stop Slavery in 1860

Funny story: Historians Discover from Evidence on Facebook that Southern Whites Actually Tried to Stop Slavery in 1860

Washington - Thanks to a number of meme's circulated online by conservative and right wing leaning commentators on social media, which blame the current Democratic Party for slavery, mistreatment and denial of voting rights for women and African Amer...

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Trump reveals how he will "make America great again"

Funny story: Trump reveals how he will "make America great again"

It has been a whirlwind two weeks for the new US president, and impeachment or the funny farm are surely just around the corner for Trump. Nevertheless, today he prepared to finish off another promise he made during the campaign - the vague one to ma...

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Qatar finance minister claims slaves are not what they used to be!

Funny story: Qatar finance minister claims slaves are not what they used to be!

Qatar are hosting the Soccer World Cup in 2022 and are hoping that oil prices will rise sharply because the price of slaves building the necessary infra-structure has risen astronomically! Ali al-Emadi , Qatar's finance minister, has told Jaggedon...

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Liberation Of Tibet Imminent - Dalai Lama ecstatically states that Tibet will once again be his and celebrates with the buying of surfs!

The Dalai who is quickly approaching his eightieth birthday has said recently "This will be the year!" referring the end of Tibetan struggle with China being aligned with his eightieth birthday. A well-established fact amongst most of the Dalai Lama'...

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Actor/Director White Guilt Wins 58th Oscar

LOS ANGELES At the 86th academy awards the big winner was again perennial favorite White Guilt who topped off his already storied career with his 58th Academy Award for his performance in 12 Years A Slave. Says Guilt, "It was amazing to be part o...

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Group Wants Faithful Slave Mammies' Statues In National Cathederal

Funny story: Group Wants Faithful Slave Mammies' Statues In National Cathederal

In the National Cathedral in Washington, D.C. are two memorial niches - complete with stained-glass windows and laudatory inscriptions - which honor Confederate generals Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson. They were slaveholders, which included kee...

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Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Funny story: Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Paramus, NJ - In an apparent attempt to better position themselves for a successful run through both the 2014, and, later on, 2016 elections, certain powers that be within the outside looking in Republican Party - along with, of course, any and all h...

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Shyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam

Funny story: Shyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam

Caribbean - "A classic, Ecuador-style bit of legalistic bullshit," is how constitutional experts have described some Brit shyster lawyers' attempts to sue the governments of the UK, France and Holland for acts of slavery committed by private individ...

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North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

Both houses of the North Carolina state legislature voted today to secede from the union and at the same time designated the state a Plantation. The bill which passed with large majorities in both houses appointed the current governor Plantation Over...

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7-Eleven Raided

OH, THANK HEAVEN, NY - 7-Eleven convenience stores were raided across Long island, New Yawk, by the city's finest, accompanied by Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATF) agents. The U. S. government considers alcohol, tobacco, f...

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IDS thinks shelf stacking more important than Geology

Funny story: IDS thinks shelf stacking more important than Geology

Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith has said that people should not think that they are too good to work for free in supermarkets on the governments back to work scheme. He told the Andrew Marr program this morning that the government would...

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D'jango (the D is silent) Action Figures Cause Negative Uproar

Funny story: D'jango (the D is silent) Action Figures Cause Negative Uproar

The Weinstein Co and toy maker NECA are selling slavery-era action figures based on the characters from Quentin Tarantino's latest picture D'jango (the D is silent) Unchained. Some are questioning if this is appropriate in this day of enlightenmen...

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Michigan Becomes 24th State To Inaugurate 'Right To Be A Slave' Law

Michigan has now joined almost half of the country which has introduced legislation that will make it easier for employers to regulate, hire and fire their employees at will. Goosestepping to the current climate which wishes to reduce the power of th...

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Ebay and Facebook Announce Merger

Funny story: Ebay and Facebook Announce Merger

It appears that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has finally found a way to make profits from the his social networking site following the recent decreases in its share price. The site, which now has over 1 billion active users, will immediately c...

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Fashion Store Plans Nazi Europe T-Shirt After Success Of Slave Trade Version

Funny story: Fashion Store Plans Nazi Europe T-Shirt After Success Of Slave Trade Version

A nationwide fashion chain is planning to market a T-shirt bearing a print of a Nazi map of Europe in 1943. TossPot came up with the idea following the success of a shirt whose design is a reproduction of an antique map depicting the transatlantic...

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White Americans celebrate their freedom from the British, while blacks are left wondering what all the nonsense is about

Funny story: White Americans celebrate their freedom from the British, while blacks are left wondering what all the nonsense is about

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans celebrated their country's 236th birthday today with fireworks displays, parades, family cookouts, and really shitty American beer. Nevermind that one in four Americans is not able to explain from whom the United State...

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Merkel to push German borders over Europe

Funny story: Merkel to push German borders over Europe

CHANTILLY VA - According to our mole at the Build-a-bugger conference, Angela Merkel has agreed to extend the borders of Germany over the entire Euro-zone. "We have some old maps in our files that we can place on the table. We would hate to waste...

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Slavery to be reinstated in Britain

Funny story: Slavery to be reinstated in Britain

The Conservative-Liberal Coalition has decided to reinstate slavery into the UK but with stringent strings attached. "Basically, we're not going to have a return to the good old days," said David Cameron, who will be putting Michael Portillo in ch...

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