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QPR to sign Kaxo Mpewilmu.

Funny story: QPR to sign Kaxo Mpewilmu.

Sky Sports understands that QPR are in talks with Kaxo Mpewilmu. The 22 year old Belgian born Gambian wonderkid is currently plying his trade with FC Snagov in the Romanian 2nd tier. Mark Hughes has a reported £30 million warchest, and a high s...

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Football world in shock as manager takes somewhat one sided view about decision directly affecting his team.

Funny story: Football world in shock as manager takes somewhat one sided view about decision directly affecting his team.

The world of football was stunned last night when, tired, stressed and under pressure, a football manger made a slightly one-eyed and ill-judged comment. Bill McBain, who had just seen his team lose two points in a crucial relegation battle follow...

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Gary Neville fails to get the Sky Pundit Job, wants to return to United

Funny story: Gary Neville fails to get the Sky Pundit Job, wants to return to United

Gary Neville, the former Manchester United right back, has been knocked back from his application to get the vacancy at Sky Sports following the departure of Andy Grey and Richard Keys over the Sian Massey Affair. According to his agent, Mony Grab...

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Fergie Goes Ballistic At Elmer Fudd Gag

Funny story: Fergie Goes Ballistic At Elmer Fudd Gag

Breaking news at Sky headquarters where Sir Alex Ferguson had to be restrained from trying to attack Top News Reporter Geoff Shreeves during a press conference. The two have a bit of a history and it's always just a matter of time before something ha...

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Erin Andrews/Martin Shuttlecock Ink New Footie Contract With Sky Sports!

Funny story: Erin Andrews/Martin Shuttlecock Ink New Footie Contract With Sky Sports!

To counteract the recent signing by rival talkSport of 'Randy Andy" Gray and Dick Noo-keys, Sky Sports wasted no time in replacing the sexually incorrect pair with Soccer's hottest on air couple Shuttlecock & Andrews! The couple will be repris...

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'Randy Andy' Gray Moves On: Signs $3.5m Deal with Al-Jazeera to Cover World Cup!

Funny story: 'Randy Andy' Gray Moves On: Signs $3.5m Deal with Al-Jazeera to Cover World Cup!

A smug Andy Gray, fired from Sky News and deprived of his lucrative salary, wasted no time in moving his career forward as he signed a new deal with Al-Jazerra after the Qatar based media company inked its own deal with FIFA to cover the 2018 & 2...

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Sky issues Soccer Saturday fans an Ultimatum - Subscribe to Sky or Garth Crooks doesn't get it

Funny story: Sky issues Soccer Saturday fans an Ultimatum - Subscribe to Sky or Garth Crooks doesn't get it

From August 23rd Sky will no longer be broadcasting their Sky Sports News channel on digital Freeview. This means that unless viewers subscribe to Sky they will no longer be able to enjoy the unmissable Soccer Saturday presented by the legendary Jeff...

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Sky Force People To Pay For Sky Sports News

Funny story: Sky Force People To Pay For Sky Sports News

BSkyB is to take Sky Sports News off Freeview, ending eight years of free-to-air broadcasting of the channel. The satellite broadcaster has decided to replace the 24-hour sports news service with a new Sky 3+1 channel and move the Sky Sports News...

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