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Funny story:  Matt Lucas And Light Entertainment Plans Boost TV Repair Man Recruitment

Matt Lucas And Light Entertainment Plans Boost TV Repair Man Recruitment

Plans announced this week for a swathe of new TV light entertainment programmes have boosted the numbers of volunteers for a vigilante organisation. TV Repair Man, the shadowy group pledged to ridding the TV schedules of what it describes as "moro...
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Funny story:  Lewis Is Back - Goes Up Against Bones

Lewis Is Back - Goes Up Against Bones

Fans of TV sleuthing have a difficult decision to make this evening as ITV's popular Oxford-set Lewis is back, clashing with Bones on Sky Living. Lewis and his brainy sidekick Hathaway have to solve the murder of an academic who had been wrestling...
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Funny story:  NASA Boffins Gather In Manchester

NASA Boffins Gather In Manchester

Space boffins from NASA and universities around the world are gathering in Manchester for a rare opportunity to study a cosmic phenomenon tonight. It is believed that representatives from the astrophysics community will be descending on the myster...
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Funny story:  Celtic, Scottish Cup... What's All The Fuss? Demands Expert

Celtic, Scottish Cup... What's All The Fuss? Demands Expert

A top sports pundit has told the BBC and Sky to shut up about Glasgow Celtic and the Scottish FA Cup. "It's hilarious, isn't it" laughed EIF News & Features sport editor Thelonious Adidas, after watching the BBC's Football Focus today. "The...
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Funny story:  Solar flare disrupts Sky TV

Solar flare disrupts Sky TV

Couch potatoes across the UK were left without their daily dose of Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women as a solar flare bathed the Earth knocking out Sky's Astra satellite. The several million mile long stream of high energetic particles from the sun trav...
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Funny story:  Sky One to launch 'Louie Spence on Gangs'

Sky One to launch 'Louie Spence on Gangs'

Sky One has announced that Pineapple studios choreographer and Dancing on Ice judge Louie Spence is to host a re-launched and revamped '..on gangs' series. Replacing Nookie bear faced former Eastenders hard man Ross Kemp, Spence will front the new...
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Funny story:  Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

A local musician has hit out at TV celebrities airing their anxieties on entertainment shows after a new show featuring comic Sue Perkins aired last night. Ms Perkins, well known for radio shows such as Just A Minute and TV extravaganzas The Great...
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Funny story:  Sky recover signal from Gaga

Sky recover signal from Gaga

Lady Gaga left Sky customers furious following her interesting choice of headgear at the 2011 EMA's. She appeared on stage wearing a satellite on her face, which caused interruption for Skyviewers causing them to lose satellite signal from their...
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Funny story:  Manchester City And Everton "Not Massive - But What Is It Then?"

Manchester City And Everton "Not Massive - But What Is It Then?"

Classification of football matches needs to be standardized and clarified according to a top observer. The call follows Sky Sports' coverage of Saturday's early match between Manchester City and Everton. City ran out 2-0 winners and went to the to...
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Funny story:  Richard Keys Discovered To Be Missing Link

Richard Keys Discovered To Be Missing Link

A doctor has discovered that disgraced former Sky Sports anchor, Richard Keys, is in fact more ape than man. The discovery came when the fifty year old was undergoing his routine hair removal procedure. The doctor, who has been treating Mr. Keys f...
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Funny story:  Popular US Sitcom Enters Ninety-Fourth Season

Popular US Sitcom Enters Ninety-Fourth Season

There was excitement on British shores today as Cable Telly released news that the latest series of hugely popular US sitcom For Fuck's Sake! will soon be on our screens. Producer Martha Flogger, who created the series with David Deadhorse back in...
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Funny story:  Tabloid Scandal - A Call to Arms for True Britons!

Tabloid Scandal - A Call to Arms for True Britons!

A blameless British population were today waking up to the true horror of the abuse suffered by them over the last thirty years. "My god, I cannot believe it!" said Derek Scutter, 31, of Billericay. " If I had known for one moment that all that stuff about murdered schoolgirls and dead soldiers had been gained in an underhand manner, do you think I would still have paid to read it?" "I mean,...
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Funny story:  Football Match "Not a Classic" despite efforts of media

Football Match "Not a Classic" despite efforts of media

Despite an extensive and prolonged media effort, last nights top of the table clash turned out to be a slightly underwhelming nil-nil draw, of the type that makes well adjusted football fans shrug philosophically and Alan Green explode in self-righte...
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Funny story:  Football world in shock as manager takes somewhat one sided view about decision directly affecting his team.

Football world in shock as manager takes somewhat one sided view about decision directly affecting his team.

The world of football was stunned last night when, tired, stressed and under pressure, a football manger made a slightly one-eyed and ill-judged comment. Bill McBain, who had just seen his team lose two points in a crucial relegation battle follow...
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Funny story:  Bones - Gruesomeness "A Step Too Far"

Bones - Gruesomeness "A Step Too Far"

Sky TV bosses were under siege today, fending off complaints about last night's episode of popular forensic drama, Bones. The show included a graphic scene in which accused murderer The Gravedigger's head was blown apart by a bullet from a sniper'...
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Funny story:  Ross Kemp's Extreme World to return with a Norfolk Special

Ross Kemp's Extreme World to return with a Norfolk Special

Ross Kemp's hit Sky One show, Extreme World, wiill return for a one off special in August to highlight the serious problem of inbreeding in the county of Norfolk. Kemp, famous for his role as Grant Mitchell in EastEnders, will start his journey i...
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Funny story:  A Huge Meteorite The Size of Kirstie Alley, Gabourey Sidibe, and David Crosby Combined Just Barely Misses Hitting The 'Right Coast'

A Huge Meteorite The Size of Kirstie Alley, Gabourey Sidibe, and David Crosby Combined Just Barely Misses Hitting The 'Right Coast'

PHILADELPHIA - NASA's Office of Meteorological Unusual Incidents reported that on Valentine's Day, a huge meteorite almost hit Dover, Delaware but ended up landing in the Atlantic Ocean instead. Galahad Fenkershill, chief director of NASA's OMUI t...
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Funny story:  Sky to have a clear out of sexist staff - Andy Gray was just the first

Sky to have a clear out of sexist staff - Andy Gray was just the first

After the Andy Gray and Richard Keys affair, the sexism row, not their homosexual fumbling in the commentary booth (which never happened), Sky has instigated a zero tolerance on sexism among their staff. In a leaked memo sent to all staff, they ar...
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