Washington - A sinister cabal of Skull & Bonesmen masterminded CIA torture according to a leaked Israeli intelligence report.
The Mossad Canary Juice division analysed hundreds of hours of harsh CIA irrigations - uh, interrogations.
New Haven, Connecticut - Reports that Skull and Bones Society members masterminded a satanic ring in North Pole, Alaska that recruited and groomed an alleged devil-worshiping Craigslist serial killer have stung dozens of Boners from Yale's Class of '...
Washington DC - Confidential background documents about John Kerry's 2012 nomination for US Secretary of State have been released by the Yale fraternity citing the notorious Brit case of the naked, bejewelled Duchess of Argyll caught in a series of d...
Chipping Norton - The symbol of Yale University's darkest arts and crafts society has reared its shadowy face outside Rebekah Brooks' Oxfordshire mansion.
The cultish secret club has served as foreign conflict tool for President George Bush Senior...
Arnold Schwarzenegger was apparently present at the last meeting at Bohemian Grove the traditional meeting place of members of Skull & Bones the secret organisation that every recent President of the USA has been a member of.
When George W Bus...
London - (Osteoporosis): "Looks like the old Pharaoh is having the last laugh again!" curator of the British Museum chuckled today.
Despite his advice thousands of wannabe believers at Westmonster Cathedral continued to file past the ossified rema...
Dallarse, Texas - (Vas Deference): "He looks sorta familiar in a ghoulish, asshole kinda way," Highlands Lake resident Mrs Fanny Redneck said today.
"That tattoo on his scrotum. Is it some sort of sorority barcode?"
Other residents whose backy...
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