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Skull & Bones Society suspected in Yale graduate's suicide leap

Funny story: Skull & Bones Society suspected in Yale graduate's suicide leap

New Haven - A seedy Yale men's wanking club whose past members include George W Bush and George H W Bush is being probed about a new suicide scandal according to QM-NewsCorpse reports. Cops have quizzed 'Boners' as Skull & Bones Society member...

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Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

Funny story: Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

A new firm owned by father and son George H. Bush and George W. Bush and called the "Skull & Bones Inc". has been floated on New York's Stock Exchange. Shares opened at $66.60. The firm will be devoted to mass marketing and merchandising the...

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Ecuador's President Rafael Correa and racketeering NYC lawyer Steven Donziger to speak at Harvard Law School

Funny story: Ecuador's President Rafael Correa and racketeering NYC lawyer Steven Donziger to speak at Harvard Law School

Cambridge, Massachusetts - "Is this some sort of crackpot April Fools stunt dreamt up by the Skull And Bones Club?" a leading professor of law asked today as the 9 April speaking engagement was announced. The private booking has rattled many a fi...

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Skull 'N' Bones Society accidentally publishes Obama obit

Funny story: Skull 'N' Bones Society accidentally publishes Obama obit

New Haven, Connecticut - The US President's obituary has appeared in a Bonesmen's online site in what excited Tea Party activists have hailed as an act of pure prescience. Yeah, right. Capitol Hill aides were quick to rubbish the posting whic...

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Bonesmen's horror described in '15 ft Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake used to be George Bush Sr room mate' report

Funny story: Bonesmen's horror described in '15 ft Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake used to be George Bush Sr room mate' report

South Carolina - A one time campaigning reporter and Myrtle Beach resident has described how freaked Skull And Bonesmen are pleading the fifth about the existence of a massive 'Frankenstein' snake captured at a St Augustine, Florida fairway last week...

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Madman in number ten

Funny story: Madman in number ten

A madman known as Mad Marty Morrison was today sectioned under section 4 of the mental health act. Marty was taken away from outside number ten downing street for causing a disturbance. He was sectioned as an emergency case under section 4 of the...

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Skull and Bones - The Mr X Files

Funny story: Skull and Bones - The Mr X Files

When George W Bush was asked by a TV interviewer about being in the secret organisation SKULL & BONES Bush replied "Its so secret I don't want to talk about it". So what do we know about Skull & Bones. Mr X spoke to a Private Investigator who had secret video footage he took from inside Bohemian Grove were the secret organisation meets. The Investigator who prefers to remain anonymou...

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Missing Yale pharmacology student 'stumbled on Skull 'N' Bones crack factory'

Funny story: Missing Yale pharmacology student 'stumbled on Skull 'N' Bones crack factory'

New Haven - (Poison Ivy League): Osteoporosis division Bonesmen are in a stew and shitting bricks. The FBI says it's found Annie Le's body in a basement crack factory 'along with the stolen skulls of Martin Van Buren, Geronimo, and Pancho Villa'.

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Skull 'N' Bonesmen slam Inauguration 'freak show'

Funny story: Skull 'N' Bonesmen slam Inauguration 'freak show'

Washington AC/DC - (Whitewater/Blackwater Mess): Skull 'N' Bones diehards have blasted Obama camp Inauguration plans 'a cynical freak show' after their Blackwater security arm failed its tender to police the January 20 event. "I blame the Clintons...

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Somali pirates unfurl Jolly Roger

Funny story: Somali pirates unfurl Jolly Roger

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a blatant act of defiance, many of the Somali pirates cruising the Gulf of Aden have taken to flying the so-called "Jolly Roger," a black flag with skull and crossbones often identified with pirate stereotypes. They have also t...

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