THE VATICAN - Italy's national news agency The Daily Vino has just reported that Pope Benedict XVI, 85, has made a highly surprising announcement.
The leader of the Catholic church said that he has decided that after his resignation becomes offici...
Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards, the former Olympian ski jumper and epitome of the English amateur, finally proved his athletic credentials on national TV on Saturday.
Britain's first competitor in the event had gone down in Olympic history with his spe...
Viagra, the 'little blue pill', will be white during the coming Christmas festive season.
It will also be sold at a fraction of its current price.
And one will be able to buy one pill at a time at the price of just 1cent.
"It's our Christmas...
Offering yet another death blow to the American Economy, Michelle Obama's President's Day visit to Vail caused the resort to shut all three of its runs for security, leaving one open for Michelle & Friends to go 'Tubing' down the Bunny Tail witho...
Former sporting Superstar Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards has landed himself a plum role as the Skiing Ambassador for the 2015 Ski Olympics which will be held in his home town of Maidstone. The plan to build four World Cup Standard ski runs has had the gre...
Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than ever" and expecte...
After 2 years President Obama's promise of funding shovel ready projects has finally born fruit as a convoy of trucks from Buffalo, NY began delivering needed snow to the ski resorts in Glen, New Hampshire, home of the famous 10th Mountain Division...
A snafu that could have proven dangerous turned out to be great for parents of kids in ski school.
Ski lift operators mislabeled a bunny slope as black diamond (most difficult, expert only) and dozens of adults flocked to show their parallel tec...
At a hastily prepared press conference today Ski Wax Company Ya-Sure-You-Betcha disclosed their secret ingredient in their amazing racing wax - ear wax.
Believing the secret was already in the hands of industrial espionage agents Betcha told the...
Vancouver, B.C. Winter Olympics Are History - The Norwegians and Swedes know how to Cross Country ski -- they won 8 of the potential 12 Gold Medals and 16 of the 36 possible. The US Total for Cross Country Skiing was 0-Gold, Zip-Silver, and Nada...
Vacuous strumpet and Multi talented Katie price has sold her breasts as part of a deal to build a new ski slope in Essex.
"Her Silicon valley is ideal for skiers of all abilities", claims Peter Andre." I love a slide up there myself. Katie loves...
Worried family members gathered at the foot of the legendary Matterhorn Mountain in France, Europe today as they waited and hoped that rescuers could find missing albino Austrian skier Petr Paleface.
Reacting to alarming evidence that Britain's universities are becoming a recruiting ground for dangerous and life-threatening activity, the government has issued new instructions to academics to monitor and report student engagement in extremist...
TV funnyman and chat show host Steve Coogan is set to play the lead role of anti-hero Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards in a movie of the talentless British ski-jumping nonentity's 'hardly-worth-telli...
Fr Frederick The Great Titslesin, after returning from his Mexican Riviera Cruise and Alpine Skiing vacation has announced a Leave of absence.
American government agencies have been busy trying to enlist new recruits using novel methods never attempted before the days of the War on Terror.
"We haven't the foggiest idea what that .. that, IDIOT was doing" one ski patrol rescue member said after California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger crashed into a 50 foot Pine at 60 mph attempting to ski down the mountain on one leg IN...