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Virtual Snow in the French Alps

A serious deficit in snow - fall has lead to skiers finding a new way to enjoy the French 'Pistes' 'Neige Virtuel',or ' Virtual Snow', allows the skier to 'sense' the snow- rich slope, without ever leaving their chalet. The skier simply downloa...

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Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

Funny story: Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

As positive news regarding Michael Schumacher's recovery is released, footage from the helmet of the former Formula One world champion has finally been recovered, with it clearly showing that Schumacher was racing another skier down the off piste slo...

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Pocket of Colorado's notorious pot fume microclimate saves avalanche skier's ass

Funny story: Pocket of Colorado's notorious pot fume microclimate saves avalanche skier's ass

Denver, Colorado - A low-lying bubble of Denver home-grown weed fumes has been credited with saving the life of a Star Mountain skier trapped on the slippery slopes during an unexpected avalanche this weekend. Tragedy struck just as downhill snow...

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Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Funny story: Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe

Lord Sebastian Coe, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring. 'The Sochi Winter Olympics has once again shown us all,' Lord Coe told the BBC, 'that any number of visually interesting co...

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Aruba's Alpine Skier Disqualified Because She Reveals She's A Lesbian

Funny story: Aruba's Alpine Skier Disqualified Because She Reveals She's A Lesbian

SOCHI, Russia - One of the most popular athletes at the XXII Sochi Olympics is Aruban alpine skier, Margo Hutloop. The 23-year-old was highly touted to possibly win two gold medals but that is not going to happen. During an interview with Italy...

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Bermuda's Highly Touted Ski Jumper Forgot To Pack His Skis

Funny story: Bermuda's Highly Touted Ski Jumper Forgot To Pack His Skis

HAMILTON, Bermuda - Von Swinks is a hero to the people of Bermuda. Ever since he was 3-years-old he has dreamed of one day going to the Winter Olympics and representing his country in the world games. Since there was no snow in Bermuda, Swinks fo...

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Winter Olympics Shut Down

Funny story: Winter Olympics Shut Down

Once again the industrial safety commission OSHA has brought the world's Winter Olympic Games to a grinding halt. As with the 2010 games in British Columbia, the commission has found numerous faults in the various Olympic venues in Sochi, Russia.

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Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

Funny story: Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Olympic officials announced today the debut of three new winter events. The Avalanchathon is an event where skiers attempt to ski through man made avalanches. Points are achieved by 1) remaining upright and 2) surviving.

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The Latest Trend: Forget Tattoos, Piercings! Now It's Crescent Blades Feet

Funny story: The Latest Trend: Forget Tattoos, Piercings! Now It's Crescent Blades Feet

It seems that a new trend is coming into it's own as youth are quickly bored and want everyone to know how different they are! "Now they are cutting off their feet!", says surgeon. "Either we do it right or they get some hack who doesn't so we go...

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Tiger Woods Kicks Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Into The Sand Trap

Funny story: Tiger Woods Kicks Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Into The Sand Trap

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Regarding the Tiger Woods - Lindsey Vonn relationship, it's like noted San Antonio sportscaster Dan Cook once said, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings." Well by all accounts the fat lady has sung and she's sitting in...

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Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

THE VATICAN - Italy's national news agency The Daily Vino has just reported that Pope Benedict XVI, 85, has made a highly surprising announcement. The leader of the Catholic church said that he has decided that after his resignation becomes offici...

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Eddie The Eagle Redeemed At Last

Funny story: Eddie The Eagle Redeemed At Last

Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards, the former Olympian ski jumper and epitome of the English amateur, finally proved his athletic credentials on national TV on Saturday. Britain's first competitor in the event had gone down in Olympic history with his spe...

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Viagra to go white for Christmas

Funny story: Viagra to go white for Christmas

Viagra, the 'little blue pill', will be white during the coming Christmas festive season. It will also be sold at a fraction of its current price. And one will be able to buy one pill at a time at the price of just 1cent. "It's our Christmas...

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Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Funny story: Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Offering yet another death blow to the American Economy, Michelle Obama's President's Day visit to Vail caused the resort to shut all three of its runs for security, leaving one open for Michelle & Friends to go 'Tubing' down the Bunny Tail witho...

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The Eagle Has Landed

Funny story: The Eagle Has Landed

Former sporting Superstar Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards has landed himself a plum role as the Skiing Ambassador for the 2015 Ski Olympics which will be held in his home town of Maidstone. The plan to build four World Cup Standard ski runs has had the gre...

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than ever" and expecte...

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New Hampshire Receives First 'Shovel Ready Stimulus" as Truckloads of Snow Arrive From Buffalo to Open Ski Slopes!

Funny story: New Hampshire Receives First 'Shovel Ready Stimulus" as Truckloads of Snow Arrive From Buffalo to Open Ski Slopes!

After 2 years President Obama's promise of funding shovel ready projects has finally born fruit as a convoy of trucks from Buffalo, NY began delivering needed snow to the ski resorts in Glen, New Hampshire, home of the famous 10th Mountain Division...

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Extreme skiing: Skiers enjoy easy day on difficult slopes

Funny story: Extreme skiing: Skiers enjoy easy day on difficult slopes

A snafu that could have proven dangerous turned out to be great for parents of kids in ski school. Ski lift operators mislabeled a bunny slope as black diamond (most difficult, expert only) and dozens of adults flocked to show their parallel tec...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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