Showing:

Funny satire stories about Skeleton

Try another search?

Local area man refuses to follow advice of dentist regarding teeth grinding, loses life

Funny story: Local area man refuses to follow advice of dentist regarding teeth grinding, loses life

Washington, D.C.-Jeff White, a highly respected member of the Tenleytown community in Washington, D.C. has died in a manner that has baffled dental experts. A month ago, Jeff consulted his dentist about grinding his teeth while sleeping, and he w...

Read full story View 'Local area man refuses to follow advice of dentist regarding teeth grinding, loses life'

Richard III: Even Non-Brits Want Him

Funny story: Richard III: Even Non-Brits Want Him

Yogi Berra was right. "It ain't over till it's over." And for Richard III? It definitely ain't over, not by a long shot. Not only are officials in Leicester and York fighting to rebury his remains, but other folks -- all of them dead -- want...

Read full story View 'Richard III: Even Non-Brits Want Him'

Obama Continues to Lose Weight; Experts Say He Could be Being Consumed with Intestinal Parasites And Blame Spam Sandwiches!

Funny story: Obama Continues to Lose Weight; Experts Say He Could be Being Consumed with Intestinal Parasites And Blame Spam Sandwiches!

Obama watchers have grown increasingly concerned as the 50 year old President appears to be wasting away before their eyes ever since his recent Hawaii get away and his binge eating away from the Secret Food Police hired by Moochelle to strictly enf...

Read full story View 'Obama Continues to Lose Weight; Experts Say He Could be Being Consumed with Intestinal Parasites And Blame Spam Sandwiches!'

Partial Skeleton of Amazon Woman Found in Brazil

Funny story: Partial Skeleton of Amazon Woman Found in Brazil

Sao Paulo Brazil: Dr. "Indiana" Jones while searching in the Brazilian Jungle, along the Amazon River, for an ancient pre-Columbian city of gold has found the remains of a large woman. This find may produce the first tangible evidence that the legend...

Read full story View 'Partial Skeleton of Amazon Woman Found in Brazil'

UK Cash Crisis pension age to be raised to 95

Funny story: UK Cash Crisis pension age to be raised to 95

Alastair Dullthing has admitted that the UK cash crisis is so bad he is terrified to tell Gordon The Bully Brown in case he goes totally berserk. There is not enough money to pay peoples pensions so the government will now need to consider raising...

Read full story View 'UK Cash Crisis pension age to be raised to 95'

Skeleton Racer Amy Williams Wins 1st GB Winter Olympic Gold In 30 Years Amid Canadian Protests

Funny story: Skeleton Racer Amy Williams Wins 1st GB Winter Olympic Gold In 30 Years Amid Canadian Protests

27 year old Amy Williams stormed into the gold medal slot in the Skeleton Luge event in the Winter Olympics - the first GB gold medal for 30 years - and into a storm of controversy as Canadian officials flew into a proper hissy fit, protesting that t...

Read full story View 'Skeleton Racer Amy Williams Wins 1st GB Winter Olympic Gold In 30 Years Amid Canadian Protests'

Skeleton banned from Skeleton World Cup

Funny story: Skeleton banned from Skeleton World Cup

At the Skeleton World cup in Koenigsee in Germany a skeleton turned up to take part but was denied entry to the competition the skeleton obviously got the wrong idea. Officials banned the skeleton known as Mary Bones from the competition and expl...

Read full story View 'Skeleton banned from Skeleton World Cup'

Reggie Kray's Skeleton Escapes

Funny story: Reggie Kray's Skeleton Escapes

Police have launched a massive nationwide hunt following the announcement that the skeleton of Britain's most notorious criminal mastermind Reggie Kray has escaped from a London cemetery and was last seen hitchhiking to Cornwall.

Read full story View 'Reggie Kray's Skeleton Escapes'

Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Funny story: Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into...

Read full story View 'Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong'

Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

Funny story: Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

A council worker who broke into a home in the Meanwood area of Leeds to claim unpaid rent arrears from the tenant living there, discovered the skeleton of Mr Jonathan Doe lying in be...

Read full story View 'Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed'

Breaking news…

New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
135 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more