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NTSB Downgrades Six Flags

Funny story: NTSB Downgrades Six Flags

WASHINGTON D.C. - The investigation of the death of a woman on a roller coaster at Six Flags Over Texas by the NTSB has resulted in the park losing one of its flags. The park will now be called Five Flags Over Texas. Further incidents may result in a...

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Porky Pig Gets Be-dee Be-dee B-Beaten Up

Funny story: Porky Pig Gets Be-dee Be-dee B-Beaten Up

Police were called to the Six Flags Great America Park in Illinois to investigate a reported beating of the Porky Pig character by two off-duty park workers. There was some kind of beef (no pun intended) between the parties that resulted in the...

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New Jersey Students Regret Ratting out Bus Driver

Funny story: New Jersey Students Regret Ratting out Bus Driver

Gangster Glen, NJ - Students from Bon Jovi High School boarded what they thought was their regular bus last Friday that takes them to school every morning, and thought nothing of it that their usual driver, Mr. Dirr, wasn't at the wheel. Once on t...

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Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

Funny story: Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

A teenager was decapitated by the Robespierre Reign of Terror roller coaster Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. The young man exceeded the maximum height requirement for the ride but apparently slipped in unnotice...

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Teenagers Select Best Places for Dates

Funny story: Teenagers Select Best Places for Dates

Teenagers across the United States were ask to vote on their favorite places to take a date. The survey required them to be specific; in other words, they could not say "the mall," but had to pick a specific mall. After auditing over 128,...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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