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Funny story:  "The Apprentice" exposed as a front for A4E

"The Apprentice" exposed as a front for A4E

As the business affairs of public funding money pit A4E continue to be scrutinised, new and far more damaging information has come to light. It appears that every one of the thousands of applicants to this year's series of "The Apprentice" was regist...
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Funny story:  Young Apprentice 'Tragedy For English Language'

Young Apprentice 'Tragedy For English Language'

An A-level student with 'wisdom beyond her years' has been crowned the BBC's Young Apprentice 2011. Zara Brownless, 16, won the accolade by impressing Lord Sugar with her online video game Piggy Panic. He told her: "You are calm, articulate and...
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Funny story:  Ali Bullo Sacked By Alan Sugar On The Apprentice

Ali Bullo Sacked By Alan Sugar On The Apprentice

Local kebab shop and burger van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, was today sacked by Lord Sugar before he ever even got on the telly on an episode of The Apprentice. Ali Bullo described the decision by the Amstrad supremo as "a bit silly really. Innit bru...
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Funny story:  BBC's "Apprentice Criminals" Will Snuff Out Lord Sugar

BBC's "Apprentice Criminals" Will Snuff Out Lord Sugar

Challenging the belief that prison provides the best training ground for up-and-coming crooks, BBC Television has commissioned billionaire Lord Ron Throat-Saccharin to present a new ten part series called Apprentice Criminals. Starting tonight, a...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

In sensational news today the NYPD has issued an APB on Donald Trump's wig, following its owner's decision to withdraw from the race for The White House earlier this week. The ginger frizz-ball is believed to be armed and dangerous and members of the...
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Funny story:  It's Trump v Sugar And The Gloves Are Off

It's Trump v Sugar And The Gloves Are Off

Weetabix wig-wearing megalomaniac, Donald Trump, has upped the ante, thrown down the gauntlet, stepped up to the plate and 'called out' his UK counterpart, Lord Alan Sugar, in a no holds barred bitter war of words over just which version of global te...
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Funny story:  Branson/Sugar Consortium Swoop On Dallas Cowboys

Branson/Sugar Consortium Swoop On Dallas Cowboys

In a complete reversal of current business models, usually involving American investors like the Glazer family buying into Premiership football clubs in the hope of turning a fast buck, whilst taking over an operation which they have no idea whatsoev...
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Funny story:  Sir Alan Signs Cereal Deal

Sir Alan Signs Cereal Deal

Super Businessman and inventor of TV's 'The Apprentice' Sir Alan has teamed up with those loveable rascals Jedward to launch a new cereal to get Britain's kids eating healthily. Twins Noel and Keith Jedward were only too keen to make even more mon...
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Funny story:  Lord Sugar's Favourite Gadget Revealed

Lord Sugar's Favourite Gadget Revealed

Never short of an opinion or two, the Lord of all things business like, Sir Alan Sugar has revealed his greatest ever gadget. Speaking at a dinner to celebrate the 6th series of 'The Apprentice', the man famous for inventing computers, and being...
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Funny story:  Peter Serafinowicz Twitter Joke causes Injury to Reputation and Readers

Peter Serafinowicz Twitter Joke causes Injury to Reputation and Readers

The reputation of famed impressionist and comedian Peter Serafinowicz lay in tatters last night as a joke which he made on Twitter, was announced as having caused 73 people to slip into comas. Since the remark made on his twitter site, he has also...
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Funny story:  TV Highlights of 2010 - The Apprentice

TV Highlights of 2010 - The Apprentice

Love it or hate it the Apprentice rarely fails to deliver classic moments and this year there was a bumper crop. For those of you not familiar with it here's a brief run down: It stars Sir Alan Sugar or 'Lord Sugar' as he likes to be referred to. Other famous Lords are Michael Flately - Lord of the Dance and Little Lord Fauntleroy. Some say Sugar was the original 'Oliver,' running around London...
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Funny story:  "Lord" Sugar is FIRED

"Lord" Sugar is FIRED

The BBC have axed Alan Sugar from the apprentice following complaints he wasn't putting in enough hours, was walking around as though he owned the gaff and was sacking staff without following correct procedures. It is claimed that Alan was barely...
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Funny story:  Sugar, Sugar

Sugar, Sugar

Alan Sugar is back on the screen again soon. What is it about him that makes him so dislikeable? Sugar, Sugar by Rob Barratt Alan Sugar Arrogant bugger On "The Apprentice" You are relentless You slag off contestants Like rude chefs in restaurants As if they were no one 'Cos they want to go on The show you are part of In which you've no heart of Any description Are you fact or f...
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Funny story:  Alan Sugar exploiting 'tax-loophole'? Under investigation?

Alan Sugar exploiting 'tax-loophole'? Under investigation?

It has been reported today that Alan Sugar may be investigated for possible tax-evasion. It is claimed that Baron Sugar of Clapton has been exploiting a dubious tax-loophole since 2008 and may have underpaid hundreds of thousands of pounds of tax...
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Funny story:  Sugar tells 6 million - "You're fired!"

Sugar tells 6 million - "You're fired!"

David Cameron is to kick off his savage round of spending cuts with the wholesale removal of public sector unions. "Unions were created to understandably stop people being buried in coal mines or dismembered by machinery - I hardly think this appl...
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Funny story:  A  £400,000 spoon full of sugar

A £400,000 spoon full of sugar

Sir Alan Sugar the guy who failed in business many times before he made it big, has donated £400,000 to the Labour Party who fixed it for him to become Lord Sugar,how sweet. Anybody who has ever watched that programme the Apprentice, should be awa...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle to take over vacant BBC "The Apprentice" role

Susan Boyle to take over vacant BBC "The Apprentice" role

With the announcement that Margaret Mountford, Sir Alan Sugar's trusty sidekick invigilator on "The Apprentice" is not taking part in next year's series due to going back to school to study papyrus, it has just been revealed that Britain's Got Tale...
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Funny story:  Brown-Sugar spooky Stones lyrics premonition

Brown-Sugar spooky Stones lyrics premonition

London - (Sorcerer's Apprentice Ass Mess): "Yeah, kinda prescient 70s hunch I guess," was Mick Jagger's comment today following the announcement that Sir Alan Sugar had been appointed official government smack dealer to the unruly. "Sure, ya gotta...
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