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Funny story: Bad heir day as Cameron in Father's Day weasel words rant

Bad heir day as Cameron in Father's Day weasel words rant

London - The daft tosspot's Father's Day lecture has fooled no one, a single mother commented today. "Show us the DNA print out about your own parents, Dave," mother-of-five Ms Mildred Mildew of Tooting Magma told Sunday Smearer reporters at lunch...
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Funny story: Single mother evicted as snowman deemed as additional occupant

Single mother evicted as snowman deemed as additional occupant

Borough of Ealing council has caused outrage following claims they evicted a single mother with two young children because a snowman they built was deemed to be an additional tenant. The council acted on a tip off from a bitter neighbour who had p...
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Funny story: Mother has 16th baby taken into care

Mother has 16th baby taken into care

30-year old mother of 16, Josephine Led, from Hackney has just broken the UK record for most children taken into care following the birth of her 16th child, a boy, yesterday. Social Services officials were present at the birth to take the child a...
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Funny story: Sir Alex To Release Solo Single

Sir Alex To Release Solo Single

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today announced that he will be entering the music business with the release of his first ever music single - 'It's Fergie Time'. Following on from his rant at the weekend and the disgraceful actions...
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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Now Single Again

LeAnn Rimes Now Single Again

LeAnn Rimes and her husband, Dean Sherement, have finally called it quits, which is not a surprise considering LeAnn has been having a very public affair going on for some time with Eddie Cibrian. Cibrian recently said that his wife had announced...
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Funny story: Hundreds of British Teenie Humpers Line Up for Paternity Testing

Hundreds of British Teenie Humpers Line Up for Paternity Testing

Young Lady Chantelle of Eastbourne apparently united with a veritable kingdom of 13 year old British boyos. Why else would the line at the Paternity Testing Clinic of Eastbourne reach the 70 miles southeast to London. It seemed as if ever new teenage...
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Funny story: Baby-face father Alfie: I vote Cameron

Baby-face father Alfie: I vote Cameron

Pre-teen 'dad' Alfie Patten has stated he will vote Conservative in the election after next after next. The tabloid victim has announced David Cameron is the only man to heal "Brown's broken Britain." He explained in the 2013 election when he w...
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Funny story: Three Foot Tall Thirteen Year-Old Fathers Four Foot Baby

Three Foot Tall Thirteen Year-Old Fathers Four Foot Baby

What's it all about Alfie? As if all the bad weather wasn't enough, breaking news reveals that a three foot tall thirteen-year-old has sired a baby, who's a full foot taller than her father already! Baby Daisy tipped the scales at a whopping 56lbs...
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Funny story: Deca-Mom Unveils Plan to Care for Children

Deca-Mom Unveils Plan to Care for Children

Questioning her motives on the recent father-less births of ten children to accompany the previous breeding of octuplets, the world press descended on Nancy Stoopidly to ask some questions in basic math. Before turning to answer the hard questions...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reaches Out To United British Kingdom

Sarah Palin Reaches Out To United British Kingdom

As poll numbers for the McCain/Palin Republican Presidential ticket head south faster than college kids on Spring Break, self-proclaimed hockey mom, Sarah Palin, has begun to reach out to other mothers in the hopes of bolstering support. "The d...
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Funny story: Single Mums Run Riot

Single Mums Run Riot

Violent disturbances today followed a rally by single mothers on state benefits in central London following a government pledge to crack down on fat-arsed slappers milking the treasury dry. Police confronted several hundred single mothers in Trafa...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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