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Simon Cowell Berates the Good Guys

Funny story: Simon Cowell Berates the Good Guys

Simon Cowell, the notorious, most hated judge on American Idol history, appreciates his Bad Guy image so much that he has so much resentment for good guys in entertainment and sports. "I made a name as a bad guy in American Idol. A judge who has...

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Cowell invites Michael Jackson to X-Factor Judging Panel

In the last throw to flog a dead corpse, an aloof newspaper has reported that Simon Cowell has hired a medium in order to get Michael Jackson on to his Saturday night warble a-thon. Cowell has summoned famous medium, Hearty O'Flower to start discu...

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Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...

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Shock at Latest Young Briton Tempted Abroad by Extremist Sect

Funny story: Shock at Latest Young Briton Tempted Abroad by Extremist Sect

Another young British man has fled the country to join the ranks of the US Chat Show Brotherhood, the extreme group notorious for its ruthless pursuit of TV ratings and relentless drive to destroy Western culture and control the minds of Western subj...

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Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

The winner of the 2014 series of "Britain's Got Talent" was announced tonight ahead of the live finals due to take place after the dreadful supermarket advertisements voiced-over by that booming chap who's not Brian Blessed. It was confirmed that...

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Simon Cowell After Justin Bieber!

Funny story: Simon Cowell After Justin Bieber!

Simon Cowell says that he just knows that Justin Bieber pulled one of his jokes on him even though he can't prove it. "I'll fix that young twerp. He was here recently and it had to be him." Bieber denies that Cowell knows what he's talking abou...

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CNN Could Be Hiring Ricky Gervais To Replace Piers Morgan

Funny story: CNN Could Be Hiring Ricky Gervais To Replace Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Several news agencies are reporting that CNN is desperate to get back on top of the television network ratings chart. An unnamed source told TV ClickerWorld's Hoopla Diddy that one of the reasons why Morgan was let go was due to hi...

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Britney Spears Reveals Simon Cowell Wanted To Marry Her

Funny story: Britney Spears Reveals Simon Cowell Wanted To Marry Her

HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has come out and stated that when she was appearing as a judge on X-Factor that Simon Cowell and her became very close. The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Cowell fell...

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Life sized Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell punchbags break all records for advanced Christmas orders

Funny story: Life sized Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell punchbags break all records for advanced Christmas orders

Piers Morgan has the face that most men would like . . . . . . .to punch according to a survey by Punch Bag magazine. Piers is "resting" at the moment between jobs but an anonymous close friend, Cliffe Richards told our reporter, "Piers is a gre...

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Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

Funny story: Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

NEW YORK CITY - British music mogul Simon Cowell was all smiles as his girlfriend Lauren Silverman gave birth to Cowell's first child on Valentine's Day. Cowell, 54, said that his baby mama and their new addition were both doing great. He did poin...

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Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

Funny story: Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics have been rocked by a statement made by Kenya's lone figure skater Mumbi Kagunda. The gorgeous 27-year-old skater is claiming that British music mogul Simon Cowell is the father of her twin boys Gakuro and Gatimu...

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Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled

Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled

LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Demi Lovato is really taking the cancellation of Simon Cowell's X-Factor pretty hard. Demi appeared as one of the show's judges for two seasons. She had recently stated that being on the show he...

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Simon Cowell's X-Factor Gets The Axe!

Funny story: Simon Cowell's X-Factor Gets The Axe!

HOLLYWOOD - British television mogul Simon Cowell is not a happy camper as his pride and joy X-Factor has just been cancelled by the FOX Network. Cowell said that he was having lunch with his long time friend and fellow ex-judge Paula Abdul at The...

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Simon Cowell Reveals The Name of His Son-To-Be

Funny story: Simon Cowell Reveals The Name of His Son-To-Be

NEW YORK CITY - X-Factor's Simon Cowell appeared with Larry King and Regis Philbin on their hit talk show The Viagra View. Regis asked Simon about the fact that at the age of 54, he is going to become a father for the very first time. Cowell gl...

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Len Goodman Returns To Dancing With The Stars and He Is Soundly Booed By The Studio Audience

Funny story: Len Goodman Returns To Dancing With The Stars and He Is Soundly Booed By The Studio Audience

HOLLYWOOD - Len Goodman, known as the Grouchy Grouch, is perhaps one of the most hated judges in the history of music and dance competition shows. Many Dancing With The Stars fans feel that the old, bitter Englishman makes fellow Brit Simon Cowell...

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Hugh Hefner To Sell His Playboy Mansion

Funny story: Hugh Hefner To Sell His Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner, who is 87, has just announced that he plans to sell his California Playboy Mansion and build a new, bigger one in Denver, Colorado. The Playboy Magazine mogul told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that...

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Cowell's Comeback Plan

It has been well documented that Back and to the Left news has a special relationship with X-Factor creator and eventual dark overlord of space and time, Simon Cowell. Rumours have abounded about the internet that it was in fact a donation of sperm from our reporters that finally gave Simon what he had always wanted. A successor to his throne. We wont commentate on this vicious speculation, no...

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X-Factor - Lillie McCloud, 51, Is The Early On Favorite

Funny story: X-Factor - Lillie McCloud, 51, Is The Early On Favorite

LOS ANGELES - The host of X-Factor, Mario Lopez is doing a bang up job and hardly anyone even remembers that Khloe Kardashian was his co-host last year. According to iRumors Khloe was fired because she really didn't bring much to the table (except...

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