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Funny story: Simon Cowell After Justin Bieber!

Simon Cowell After Justin Bieber!

Simon Cowell says that he just knows that Justin Bieber pulled one of his jokes on him even though he can't prove it. "I'll fix that young twerp. He was here recently and it had to be him." Bieber denies that Cowell knows what he's talking abou...
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Funny story: CNN Could Be Hiring Ricky Gervais To Replace Piers Morgan

CNN Could Be Hiring Ricky Gervais To Replace Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Several news agencies are reporting that CNN is desperate to get back on top of the television network ratings chart. An unnamed source told TV ClickerWorld's Hoopla Diddy that one of the reasons why Morgan was let go was due to hi...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Reveals Simon Cowell Wanted To Marry Her

Britney Spears Reveals Simon Cowell Wanted To Marry Her

HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has come out and stated that when she was appearing as a judge on X-Factor that Simon Cowell and her became very close. The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Cowell fell...
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Funny story: Life sized Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell punchbags break all records for advanced Christmas orders

Life sized Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell punchbags break all records for advanced Christmas orders

Piers Morgan has the face that most men would like . . . . . . .to punch according to a survey by Punch Bag magazine. Piers is "resting" at the moment between jobs but an anonymous close friend, Cliffe Richards told our reporter, "Piers is a gre...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

NEW YORK CITY - British music mogul Simon Cowell was all smiles as his girlfriend Lauren Silverman gave birth to Cowell's first child on Valentine's Day. Cowell, 54, said that his baby mama and their new addition were both doing great. He did poin...
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Funny story: Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics have been rocked by a statement made by Kenya's lone figure skater Mumbi Kagunda. The gorgeous 27-year-old skater is claiming that British music mogul Simon Cowell is the father of her twin boys Gakuro and Gatimu...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled

Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled

LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Demi Lovato is really taking the cancellation of Simon Cowell's X-Factor pretty hard. Demi appeared as one of the show's judges for two seasons. She had recently stated that being on the show he...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell's X-Factor Gets The Axe!

Simon Cowell's X-Factor Gets The Axe!

HOLLYWOOD - British television mogul Simon Cowell is not a happy camper as his pride and joy X-Factor has just been cancelled by the FOX Network. Cowell said that he was having lunch with his long time friend and fellow ex-judge Paula Abdul at The...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Reveals The Name of His Son-To-Be

Simon Cowell Reveals The Name of His Son-To-Be

NEW YORK CITY - X-Factor's Simon Cowell appeared with Larry King and Regis Philbin on their hit talk show The Viagra View. Regis asked Simon about the fact that at the age of 54, he is going to become a father for the very first time. Cowell gl...
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Funny story: Len Goodman Returns To Dancing With The Stars and He Is Soundly Booed By The Studio Audience

Len Goodman Returns To Dancing With The Stars and He Is Soundly Booed By The Studio Audience

HOLLYWOOD - Len Goodman, known as the Grouchy Grouch, is perhaps one of the most hated judges in the history of music and dance competition shows. Many Dancing With The Stars fans feel that the old, bitter Englishman makes fellow Brit Simon Cowell...
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Funny story: Hugh Hefner To Sell His Playboy Mansion

Hugh Hefner To Sell His Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner, who is 87, has just announced that he plans to sell his California Playboy Mansion and build a new, bigger one in Denver, Colorado. The Playboy Magazine mogul told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that...
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Funny story: Cowell's Comeback Plan

Cowell's Comeback Plan

It has been well documented that Back and to the Left news has a special relationship with X-Factor creator and eventual dark overlord of space and time, Simon Cowell. Rumours have abounded about the internet that it was in fact a donation of sperm from our reporters that finally gave Simon what he had always wanted. A successor to his throne. We wont commentate on this vicious speculation, no...
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Funny story: X-Factor - Lillie McCloud, 51, Is The Early On Favorite

X-Factor - Lillie McCloud, 51, Is The Early On Favorite

LOS ANGELES - The host of X-Factor, Mario Lopez is doing a bang up job and hardly anyone even remembers that Khloe Kardashian was his co-host last year. According to iRumors Khloe was fired because she really didn't bring much to the table (except...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Explains The Baby Bump Rumors

Britney Spears Explains The Baby Bump Rumors

LOS ANGELES - It's no secret that since being fired from X-Factor last year, Britney Spears has become a bit of a recluse in the world of glitz and glamour. She has gone from being on the spotlight before 20 million viewers of Simon Cowell's talen...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Simon Cowell Has Fallen In Love With Paulina Rubio's Accent

X-Factor's Simon Cowell Has Fallen In Love With Paulina Rubio's Accent

LOS ANGELES - This year's edition of X-Factor has kicked off with a bang and Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell could not be happier. He and last year's judge Demi Lovato have been joined by two brand new judges, Kelly Rowland of Destiny's Child...
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Funny story: Simon (Cowell) Says It's A Boy!

Simon (Cowell) Says It's A Boy!

BEVERLY HILLS - Simon Cowell was so happy when he announced that he is going to have a baby boy that he did not realize that he had lost his British accent. Cowell, who is known as The Count of Criticism among half a dozen other names, said that h...
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Funny story: Chicharito Disappointed That Girfriend Cheryl Cole Did Not Get The X-Factor Judges Job

Chicharito Disappointed That Girfriend Cheryl Cole Did Not Get The X-Factor Judges Job

NEW YORK CITY - Soccer star Javier Hernández Balcázar, who is known as Chicharito, flew to New York City to shoot a commercial for Aye Caramba Beer. While in the Big Apple he was interviewed by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Re...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Screams That She Wants The Newlywed Kevin Federline Back

Britney Spears Screams That She Wants The Newlywed Kevin Federline Back

HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears seems to have jumped onto an emotional roller coaster that just keeps going and going. The former X-Factor judge who was fired by Simon Cowell literally hit the roof when she heard that her ex-husband, and father of her...
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