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America's Top Music Critic Ranks American Idol!

Funny story: America's Top Music Critic Ranks American Idol!

This show is a very shallow pretense of the real music we hear today. Instead of meaningful country music (Like "Let's All Go Down To Dumas Walkers" or was it, "To Do Miss Walkers? Either way, it was deep) or pop material ("Don't Worry, Be Happy"), these people are rewarded by how they appear and how popular they are with the public. Did Little Richard put on a show for viewers and listeners? H...

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David Cameron to star on 'Britain's Got Talent' singing the Ting-Ting's 'That's Not My Name!'

Funny story: David Cameron to star on 'Britain's Got Talent' singing the Ting-Ting's 'That's Not My Name!'

Fame hungry Politician David Cameron, will be trying to reach out to the inert electorate this Saturday, by appearing on Britain's Got Talent singing 'That's Not My Name' by the Ting-Tings. The faceless, shapeless leader has asked media spin-docto...

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Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Funny story: Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Jesus Christ has risen again in order to carry on his work for the salvation of Mankind.

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Britain's got Altnet - Simon Cowell's new show for dyslexics

Funny story: Britain's got Altnet - Simon Cowell's new show for dyslexics

Simon Cowell, millionaire owner of incredibly, false-looking, implanted, Dulux-white teeth, who shot to fame and fortune by simply being a lucky bleeder in the right place at the right time, announced today that following on from his hit TV series &q...

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Simon Cowell changes his mind

Amid the "should I go or should I stay" drama - Simon Cowell of the dreadful, shocking and sometimes also suicidal "American Idols" show has changed his mind and IS STAYING to torment further "future superstars in the making".

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Ask Simon Cowell

Funny story: Ask Simon Cowell

American Idol's evil judge Simon Cowell answers your music-related questions in quite a brutally honest way. This week we have a letter from a young teenager. Here is what they had to say. Hey there Simon,...

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