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The G8 presidential poker series: the future of international diplomacy

Following on from G8 news that Syrian peace talks are imminent, speculation is beginning to mount as to how David Cameron has managed to break the seemingly impenetrable deadlock between Barack Obama and Russian president Vladimir Putin. With a d...

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Bookies Offer Odds on Pope and Berlusconi

Funny story: Bookies Offer Odds on Pope and Berlusconi

A leading bookkeeper has drawn up a book on the possibilities surrounding the disgraced Italian Prime Minister and Bunga Bunga media tycoon Silvio Berlusconi's jail sentence for corrupting minors. I spoke with CEO Jimmy Alyercash. He explained as follows: "1/3 is very good odds that Berlusconi will be acquitted on an appeal. The whole trial looks to us to have been a fix-up so that he would...

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Italian Government Affirms Strict Stance On 18+ At Government Orgies

In a rare act of political unity from the land that brought the world Caligula, Benito Mussolini, and the single most influential cultural factor behind "Jersey Shore", the government of Italy has reaffirmed its stance that all whores in attendance a...

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NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself

Funny story: NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself

To save face, NASA is reporting that the Kepler telescope is broken. Hogwash! The truth is quite different. And somewhat sad, at least for the space agency. You see, the telescope has declared himself emancipated from his NASA "parents" and has...

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Clinton 'knew Monica Lewinsky is ex-Italian PM's Silvio Berlusconi's daughter' says D 'N' C consultant

Funny story: Clinton 'knew Monica Lewinsky is ex-Italian PM's Silvio Berlusconi's daughter' says D 'N' C consultant

Washington - A top makeover consultant hired by successive Administrations has revealed what NATO geneticists have always suspected, that former President Bill Clinton 'was 100% aware' of Monica's Italian bloodline. Dilation and curettage [D-'n'-C...

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OMG! Italy's Silvio Berlusconi tests positive for Justin Bieber paternity

Funny story: OMG! Italy's Silvio Berlusconi tests positive for Justin Bieber paternity

New York - A Manhattan DNA testing lab is in lockdown this weekend amid confirmation that the Canadian singer's birth father is the septuagenarian Italian renegade Silvio Berlusconi. And that his mother is Kate Middleton'- the UK's gold-digging wa...

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Berlusconi rejects sex orgy claim

Claims that former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi rejected a sex orgy have been called into question by his closest friends and acquaintances. They think it is 'highly unlikely' that the man they know as the self-proclaimed 'Italian Sealion' would tur...

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New 'Godfather' movie to centre on Berlusconi

Fans of the Godfather series can expect the latest installment of the legendary saga to hit the big screen as early as spring 2013, reports have confirmed. 'The Godfather IV' will take place several years after the last installment of the series a...

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Transfer Window: Berlusconi promises to make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world

Funny story: Transfer Window: Berlusconi promises to make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has promised that he will make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world if he joins the Italian football chumpions AC Milan. 'Bunga-sconi' as he is now known after leaving office, promised Tevez t...

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Berlusconi asks Pope for Asylum

Funny story: Berlusconi asks Pope for Asylum

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has asked the Pope for asylum over lunch last week in the Pontiff's private apartment at the Vatican. The meeting had been at Berlusconi's request. "Signor Berlusconi has always had a high regard for...

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Silvio Berlusconi gets a Playboy Franchise

Funny story: Silvio Berlusconi gets a Playboy Franchise

Silvio Berlusconi, the disgraced former Prime Minister of Italy, recently supplanted by Mario Monti, has quit politics altogether and been granted a Playboy Franchise by Hugh Hefner. "Silvio is an ideal person to run the Italian Playboy Franchise,...

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Super Mario Monti takes over Italy

Funny story: Super Mario Monti takes over Italy

Popular Nintendo character Super Mario has been elected into Italy's top office to help get them out of their economic hole. "It's a good a job I am so good at collecting them there coins, eh?" said Mario Monti. "I collect them and I put them into...

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UFO belting out prophetic 'Silvio's Mother' in Rome lap-of-honor flypast!

Funny story: UFO belting out prophetic 'Silvio's Mother' in Rome lap-of-honor flypast!

Rome - - The Italian Scare Force was out in numbers today as the dulcet strains of an adapted Dr Hook & The Medicine Show 1972 smash hit were heard resonating from a giant UFO mothership over the Roman skyline at dawn. The flypast coincided wi...

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The Oscars Plagued by Loss of Another Guest Host; First, Ghadafi; now, Murphy. Who next?

Funny story: The Oscars Plagued by Loss of Another Guest Host; First, Ghadafi; now, Murphy. Who next?

Now that Eddie Murphy has bowed out as the host for next year's Academy Awards telecast, the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is again looking for someone who is able to deliver viewers to the most-boring Hollywood event of the year. T...

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Mafia To Offer Berlusconi A Bail Out

Funny story: Mafia To Offer Berlusconi A Bail Out

La Cosa Nostra, a Sicilian based business organisation have offered to step in to prevent Italy from slumping into financial meltdown. It is widely believed that the Mafia have offered the mother country a bailout package that the troubled nation...

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The Cannes Sham Time-share Scam

A diplomatic storm is brewing as leaders of the G20 nations gathered in Cannes on the promise of a bit of a chat about the economy, a slap up buffet and some of the best wine that the local branch of Carrefour could offer. Instead, sources from withi...

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Berlusconi and Bloomberg Merge Media and Begin a New Nation

Funny story: Berlusconi and Bloomberg Merge Media and Begin a New Nation

NEW YORK CITY - Considering the Occupy protests that have slowed business as usual in many financial centers, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg called up his pal, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and asked him if he wanted to found a coun...

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Bachmann: "Throw Berlusconi in Volcano", says God

Michele Bachmann has done it again. Hot on the heels of her claim that hurricane Irene was God's message to America, the controversial congresswoman has received a second revelation that the recent eruptions of Mt. Etna in Italy are a sign of God's w...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

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