Washington - A top makeover consultant hired by successive Administrations has revealed what NATO geneticists have always suspected, that former President Bill Clinton 'was 100% aware' of Monica's Italian bloodline.
Dilation and curettage [D-'n'-C...
New York - A Manhattan DNA testing lab is in lockdown this weekend amid confirmation that the Canadian singer's birth father is the septuagenarian Italian renegade Silvio Berlusconi.
And that his mother is Kate Middleton'- the UK's gold-digging wa...
Claims that former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi rejected a sex orgy have been called into question by his closest friends and acquaintances. They think it is 'highly unlikely' that the man they know as the self-proclaimed 'Italian Sealion' would tur...
Fans of the Godfather series can expect the latest installment of the legendary saga to hit the big screen as early as spring 2013, reports have confirmed.
'The Godfather IV' will take place several years after the last installment of the series a...
Former Italian president Silverface Berlusconi today publicy invited This Morning tv presenter Holly Willowby to his infamous 'bunga bunga' parties after her slip on air confusing an italian cheese with a well known sex act.
"Ahhhhh the luver-leee...
Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has promised that he will make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world if he joins the Italian football chumpions AC Milan.
'Bunga-sconi' as he is now known after leaving office, promised Tevez t...
Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has asked the Pope for asylum over lunch last week in the Pontiff's private apartment at the Vatican. The meeting had been at Berlusconi's request.
"Signor Berlusconi has always had a high regard for...
Silvio Berlusconi, the disgraced former Prime Minister of Italy, recently supplanted by Mario Monti, has quit politics altogether and been granted a Playboy Franchise by Hugh Hefner.
"Silvio is an ideal person to run the Italian Playboy Franchise,...
Popular Nintendo character Super Mario has been elected into Italy's top office to help get them out of their economic hole.
"It's a good a job I am so good at collecting them there coins, eh?" said Mario Monti. "I collect them and I put them into...
Rome - - The Italian Scare Force was out in numbers today as the dulcet strains of an adapted Dr Hook & The Medicine Show 1972 smash hit were heard resonating from a giant UFO mothership over the Roman skyline at dawn.
The flypast coincided wi...
Now that Eddie Murphy has bowed out as the host for next year's Academy Awards telecast, the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is again looking for someone who is able to deliver viewers to the most-boring Hollywood event of the year.
T...
La Cosa Nostra, a Sicilian based business organisation have offered to step in to prevent Italy from slumping into financial meltdown.
It is widely believed that the Mafia have offered the mother country a bailout package that the troubled nation...
A diplomatic storm is brewing as leaders of the G20 nations gathered in Cannes on the promise of a bit of a chat about the economy, a slap up buffet and some of the best wine that the local branch of Carrefour could offer. Instead, sources from withi...
NEW YORK CITY - Considering the Occupy protests that have slowed business as usual in many financial centers, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg called up his pal, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and asked him if he wanted to found a coun...
Michele Bachmann has done it again. Hot on the heels of her claim that hurricane Irene was God's message to America, the controversial congresswoman has received a second revelation that the recent eruptions of Mt. Etna in Italy are a sign of God's w...
Calling it a 'major accomplishment" an Obama Treasury Department official hailed today's sale of the remaining shares of Chrysler to Italy's Fiat despite the fact the taxpaying public were shorted over $1.3 Billion in TARP money wasted on the margin...
Haven't we witnessed enough examples of indiscretion, corruption and poor judgment to know that we should stop putting public figures up on a pedestal? Should we really take what they say at face value or should we finally question everything? Haven't we learned yet that those who seem to take the hardest line (for or against) a particular lifestyle, religious viewpoint, or political position ar...
AC Milan president Silvio Berlusconi's bid to sign Christiano Ronaldo has been handed a major boost by local condom manufacturers and distributors.
Berlusconi last week said that he was determined to bring the Real Madrid ace to San Siro to add q...