Citing cost concerns and staffing issues, a spokesman announced Thursday that the Trump campaign will be replacing formally trained sign interpreters with a man just constantly extending his middle finger at all times.
The spokesman added that in...
Geneva, CH; The World Health Organization released a shocking discovery that between 82-85% of the hearing impaired can, in reality hear just fine. While there are varying degrees and types of hearing loss, 99% of the malingerers composed the anacusi...
New York - An Israeli impostor who wowed the world with a selection of random sign language rants at Nelson Mandela's televised funeral last year has surfaced again - at an Ebola conference in New York this weekend chaired by Mayor Bill de Blasio.
New York - Commenting on his forward bookings diary for 2014 a New York PR company representing South African 'fake' signer Thamsanqa Jantjie said today their client had already accepted hundreds of provisional appearance dates all over the world:...
A sign-language provider for the very young children's channel on the BBC, handily abbreviated to CBeebies, has been arrested this morning after allegations that he was using sign language to communicate terror related instructions to terrorist cells...
One of the biggest bugbears of iPhone users is the finger marks that the touch screen is left littered with, but now Apple have released the applelet iNoTouch.
"I've had every version of the iPhone," said App World editor Buck Macintosh. "I've bee...
The Republicant party has had so much buyer's regret over their purchase of small town Mayor Sarah Palin that they borrowed Al Gore's 2000 lock box to keep her from the press, the American people and the half of Alaska that hates her.
Mr. Tumble, the presenter of the BBC's Something Special show, has reportedly been greeting children by telling them in sign language that he's... well.... "--------" them (starts with an 'F').
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