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Funny story: Optometrist Association Inks Deal to Use Zach Galifianakis' Name as Eye Chart

Optometrist Association Inks Deal to Use Zach Galifianakis' Name as Eye Chart

The National Optometric Association announced today that actor Zach Galifianakis' name will replace the current eye test chart hanging on the walls of eye doctor offices across the country. "Patients were getting bored reading lines like LPEDPEC...
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Funny story: Invisible Man Admits "My Eyesight Isn't What It Used To Be"

Invisible Man Admits "My Eyesight Isn't What It Used To Be"

The invisible man today spoke openly of his struggle with failing eyesight. In a moving interview I.M. (as he is known to his adoring fans) bared his soul. In fact he pretty much bared everything. "I first noticed something was wrong one morning w...
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Funny story: Stevie Wonder Misplaces Sunglasses, Regains Sight

Stevie Wonder Misplaces Sunglasses, Regains Sight

Stevie Wonder, the aging, blind, black pianist, had his prayers answered yesterday morning, when he rose from his slumbers to discover that HE COULD SEE AGAIN! Mr Wonder, now 91, woke around 6am to find he had misplaced his huge black sunglasses.
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Funny story: What Lies in the Shampoo Aisle?

What Lies in the Shampoo Aisle?

It may reasonably be argued that shampoo, the article and the practice, is a hallmark of proper civilization. Witness the derisive distaste with which we manhandle any citizen seemingly estranged from the stuff -- we wrinkle our faces at the sight of unwashed greasy hair, its tell-tale odd spikes, clumping self-adherence, and unpalatable odor. We lean conspiratorially to our neighbor and speculat...
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Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them

Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
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