London - A man armed with six jerry cans of premium unleaded gasoline is causing havoc in Central London this afternoon.
Police have surrounded a Tottentham Court Road property amid reports of a siege involving hoarded petrol from last months' Tor...
Liege - Federalist nutz are the top suspects behind a hand grenade attack in the Belgian town of Liege.
Guns were fired amid a series of explosions outside a bus stop in the town's main square Place Saint Lambert.
The landmark location is named...
Tehran - Iranian government rent-a-mob heavies have stormed the British embassy and desecrated the Queen's portrait before setting it alight.
Witnesses have described how bodliy functions were used to make a statement in broad daylight about the Q...
God it stunk to be in Tripoli with NATO bombs falling daily now. The Catatonic Bar was located near the port and thus had been spared thus far, yet there was the constant threat and badgering from Ghadaffi's swine, who all thought we should pay them not to bother us. The latest now lay in a dumpster out back when I discovered he was nothing of the sort, but a bastard friend of friend of a friend o...
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