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Man who took Tories' 'Emergency Jerry Can Of Petrol' advice in Tottenham Court Road siege - report

Funny story: Man who took Tories' 'Emergency Jerry Can Of Petrol' advice in Tottenham Court Road siege - report

London - A man armed with six jerry cans of premium unleaded gasoline is causing havoc in Central London this afternoon. Police have surrounded a Tottentham Court Road property amid reports of a siege involving hoarded petrol from last months' Tor...

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Euro wackjobs suspected as hand grenade siege hits Belgian town

Funny story: Euro wackjobs suspected as hand grenade siege hits Belgian town

Liege - Federalist nutz are the top suspects behind a hand grenade attack in the Belgian town of Liege. Guns were fired amid a series of explosions outside a bus stop in the town's main square Place Saint Lambert. The landmark location is named...

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Queen's portrait torched in Tehran siege

Funny story: Queen's portrait torched in Tehran siege

Tehran - Iranian government rent-a-mob heavies have stormed the British embassy and desecrated the Queen's portrait before setting it alight. Witnesses have described how bodliy functions were used to make a statement in broad daylight about the Q...

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Tripoli Under Siege: Part 1 - The Bar Fly

Funny story: Tripoli Under Siege: Part 1 - The Bar Fly

God it stunk to be in Tripoli with NATO bombs falling daily now. The Catatonic Bar was located near the port and thus had been spared thus far, yet there was the constant threat and badgering from Ghadaffi's swine, who all thought we should pay them not to bother us. The latest now lay in a dumpster out back when I discovered he was nothing of the sort, but a bastard friend of friend of a friend o...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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