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Funny story: For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

When Justin Fleich stepped out of his boxer shorts Sunday morning and stepped into the shower, it was the closest he came to having an intimate experience the entire weekend. "The warm water, my soapy hands all over my body, that was pretty much i...
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Funny story: Atheist converts after Jesus visits her in shower

Atheist converts after Jesus visits her in shower

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXAS - Cheyenna Richards, of Houston, Texas, who admits she's "not all that," nevertheless claims that Jesus frequently joins her in the shower. The former atheist, who now describes herself as "a believer," says that his...
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Funny story: Do You really need that shower?

Do You really need that shower?

Have you ever felt an insatiable desire to shower though not smelly or dirty? If yes, you may be gunning for your funeral! According to Dr. Richmond Percy of the Institute of Mental Welfare, Paris, this may be the sign of something sickly, a water-re...
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Funny story: Dorking pensioner traps testicles during shower

Dorking pensioner traps testicles during shower

A pensioner had to be taken to hospital after they caught their testicles in a shower seat last week. Dorking fire crews were called out to the pensioner's house in Dorking on April 6th to help cut them free after getting their private parts trapp...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Sings "Sexy and I Know It" in Shower

Mitt Romney Sings "Sexy and I Know It" in Shower

A Mitt Romney aid has just leaked some interesting news about the presidential candidate. Seems although Mr. Romney may sing "America the Beautiful" in public, his favorite song while showering in the campaign bus is "Sexy and I Know It," by LMFAO.
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Funny story: Shower Cleaner Goes Beserk

Shower Cleaner Goes Beserk

An article in Better Homes and Garden in the November Holiday issue tells of the ordeal of Harold Hooper, who, when, while taking a shower, was viciously attacked by his automatic shower cleaner which went berserk and almost drowned him. It was ju...
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Funny story: Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Following the release of an internet clip on notorious website hehhehsortedwinkwink.con depicting explicit lesbianese sex acts in a shower stall, with soap bubbles and a loofah... Which named the participating lesbian couple as Emma Watson - Hermi...
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Funny story: Golden Shower Community Pissed "Off" About Recent News

Golden Shower Community Pissed "Off" About Recent News

Recent news from the Mayor's office declining the golden shower community's bid for a parade down main street was somber news for the usually upbeat group. Group organizer, Ivana Tinkle, had high hopes for the inaugural event. The group's 35 memb...
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Funny story: Perseid Shower blocks view of Meteors

Perseid Shower blocks view of Meteors

Astrologers all over the country are dismayed this evening after their view of spectacular meteors was blocked out by a Perseid Shower. The meteors are usually viewable for two nights at this time of year, but tonight proved not to be one. A grou...
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Funny story: Hot and Cold Running Water

Hot and Cold Running Water

The shower in my apartment has got me thinking about people; specifically what seems to be many women's all or nothing attitude towards the one's they love to hate, or is it hate to love? My shower works into this in a number of ways. To begin with, the hot water is not very convenient to my abode as it is piped in from a boiler located a full block away rather than a heater in the next room. L...
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Funny story: Man With Little Penis Braves Taking Shower After Ballgame.

Man With Little Penis Braves Taking Shower After Ballgame.

It took quite a bit of courage for Freddie Hancock to get into the shower with all his teammates after the neighborhood donkey-basketball game for a local charity. "I thought I felt a pin prick when I bent over awhile ago!" yelled Billy Ray Johnso...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus changes her mind and now admits she doesn't shower naked

Miley Cyrus changes her mind and now admits she doesn't shower naked

Tween sensation Miley Cyrus has made a u-turn on a previous statement she made about showering naked. The stupid twat now admits that she showers fully clothed in a dark, windowless dungeon using spit and a scrubbing brush to remove her thick make...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus reveals she likes to shower naked

Miley Cyrus reveals she likes to shower naked

Raunchy 'Hannah Montana' star Miley Cyrus has told an insider that she likes to shower completely naked. The sultry singer/actress has said she likes nothing more than feeling warm water flowing across her body while she stands beneath a hose. Som...
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Funny story: Reality TV New Low - "So You Think You Can Douche?"

Reality TV New Low - "So You Think You Can Douche?"

UK television executives today hit a new low with the announcement of the latest voyeuristic reality production "So You Think You Can Douche?"...
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Funny story: New Shower Curtain Goes Up Today!

New Shower Curtain Goes Up Today!

Let's face it. I don't have a lot going in my life, so later today when I install my new shower curtain, I will live on that accomplishment for a week. Some people are multi-taskers. They can juggle a bunch of stuff into a day's life and still get the kids home from soccer practice, fry up a decent dinner for the husband, and then sexulate him once the kids are asleep (I hope to God. P...
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Funny story: If you look down in the shower, can you see anything?

If you look down in the shower, can you see anything?

Have you ever noticed how novelty products, the thought here is about glasses with windscreen wipers on them, actually stem from a very good idea? The problem was that the idea wasn't fully formed; that is until a bright spark took a new approach and put a big plastic nose and false moustache underneath them. One man's pain is another man's novelty nose, I suppose.
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Funny story: Kenny Rogers Lets It All Hang Out

Kenny Rogers Lets It All Hang Out

Busch Stadium, St. Louee Loueye, Oh. Woe. - Detroit Tiger pitcher Kenny Rogers has been sent to the showers earlier than he wanted when the St. Louis Cardinals beat his team-mates four games to one.
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Funny story: Meteor Shower Latest

Meteor Shower Latest

Meteor storms and meteor showers are among some of the most beautiful sights one could hope to witness with your own or someone elses eyes. Certainly, anyone who has experienced a meteor shower and not been impressed may very well be described as bli...
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