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Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs

Funny story: Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs

Miley Cyrus apparently got permission to do a performance while stark naked and was really excited about the shock effect this would have on her followers and her rivals. Instead, she sang just two songs, started a thid song and gave up, walking o...

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Hollyoaks to experiment by hiring "professionally trained actors" for future episodes

Funny story: Hollyoaks to experiment by hiring "professionally trained actors" for future episodes

The channel 4 soap opera "Hollyoaks" has taken the controversial decision to hire "trained actors and actresses" to play characters in future episodes. The decision has been made by producer Lesby Harrow who said it was an extreme but necessary depa...

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The Kardashians are even more revolting in real life

Funny story: The Kardashians are even more revolting in real life

Hollywood was in uproar last night after a celebrity plastic surgeon accidentally revealed that the Kardashians have been sharing their fat. Dr Geoffrey Nipantuck from the Beverly Hills Institute of Veterinarians accidently emailed details of the sis...

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Shari don't like it.

Funny story: Shari don't like it.

Shari Lewis, the popular ventriloquist of the sixties and seventies, has openly apologised for the effect her newest creation has had on the world. When her TV career ended she continued to perfect her craft. She made more and more human-looking...

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Blackout Drunk Attempts Return VHS Movies to Blockbuster to No Avail

A man was severely distruaght when finding out that he could not return his VHS movies to Blockbuster. . . because Blockbuster is no more! The man has been in a drunken stupor for decades. "I'm trying to get on the straight and narrow," he s...

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Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Funny story: Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Heather Trott is to marry her soon to be on screen murderer Ben Mitchell after a three day whirlwind romance, a BBC inside source has claimed. Cheryl Fergison, who plays the lovable 'Heather' in the soap inadvertently blabbed "When we were filming...

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Sir Alex Ferguson denies Sneijder contact again and again, he's "double Dutch!"

The on-going saga between Manchester United and Wesley Sneijder is driving Man U nuts and proves once and for all Sir Alex is actually "Double Dutch!" Although Wesley is in China with his team, Inter Milan, there are confident rumours that he has...

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World's Oldest Man Dies

Funny story: World's Oldest Man Dies

Sad news today as the World's oldest man, Walter Breuning, died in America at the age of 114. He was well known for such sayings as 'We're all born to Die' and 'I'm ninety nine You Know' , and just recently said 'I'm One Hundred & Fourteen.'...

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Bruno Mars Barking Mad

Funny story: Bruno Mars Barking Mad

Sometimes all the signs are there that someone is losing their sanity and this is definitely true for American Superstar Bruno Mars. Bruno has a huge following with millions of adoring fans and a string of hit singles and albums but the cracks sta...

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Artemis Thunderberg To Tour Again?

Funny story: Artemis Thunderberg To Tour Again?

Artemis Thunderberg, the reclusive poet, artist, writer and raconteur, who lives in a caravan somewhere near Glastonbury has announced that he hasn't completely ruled out the possibility that he may tour the UK again with his fabulously eccentric one...

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Guardian's Lost in Showbiz Editor, Marina Hyde, gets Lost in Showbiz

Funny story: Guardian's Lost in Showbiz Editor, Marina Hyde, gets Lost in Showbiz

Marina Hyde,(61) prolific journalist and editor of Friday's popular Guardian G2 section 'Lost in Showbiz' column, has, unfortunately found herself, lost in showbiz. Surrounding herself continuously with footballers, music celebrities, TV presente...

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Blair Steps Down

Funny story: Blair Steps Down

An almost great showbiz entertainer finally hangs up his dancing shoes today.

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Pope Abolishes Limbo And Sends Bahamas Into Crisis

Funny story: Pope Abolishes Limbo And Sends Bahamas Into Crisis

His Holiness The Pope has changed the face of Caribbean beach parties for ever. Because in a sensational move he has abolished Limbo.

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Friends reunited?

Funny story: Friends reunited?

Hollywood- Do you miss settling down on your still to be paid for sofa with a bottle of cheap wine, and being forced by your girlfriend to watch six relentlessly chirpy studio mannequins?...

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UK's hottest gossip columnist spontaneously combusts

Funny story: UK's hottest gossip columnist spontaneously combusts

THE entertainment world was celebrating yesterday after the News Of The World's showbiz correspondent Rav Singh spontaneously combusted.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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