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NJ State Police Alerted after 4'2" Snooki Goes Missing in 6' Snow Drift Behind All Night Pizza Joint!

Funny story: NJ State Police Alerted after 4'2" Snooki Goes Missing in 6' Snow Drift Behind All Night Pizza Joint!

Frantic Fans of Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, joined in a frantic search for the top heavy, short and portly reality star after she went out to 'take a leak' during a blizzard in Pt. Pleasant, NJ at her favorite beer & pizza joint. Friends with her...

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World's Shortest Man title at risk

Funny story: World's Shortest Man title at risk

Edward Hernandez is currently the world's shortest man, standing at a mere twenty-seven inches tall. With the title came the job offers and lucrative sponsorship deals for children's clothing. However, the Columbian dwarf's title is under threat f...

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Diff'rent Strokes star Gary Coleman dies of stroke at 42: still 4'2" and bloody pissed about it

Funny story: Diff'rent Strokes star Gary Coleman dies of stroke at 42: still 4'2" and bloody pissed about it

Former Diff'rent Strokes television star and later California gubernatorial candidate Gary Coleman has died, height 4'2", of stroke following a violent altercation involving a carnival ride he was deemed too short to ride. Mr Coleman was taken to...

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The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

Funny story: The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

Yesterday at the 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People being held at the Plaza Hotel in Bangkok, the past President 5ft 2inch Yuri Gagarin handed over the reins to the incoming President 5ft 1inch Danny DeVito.

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Equal Heights Amendment Spawns Protests, Backlash, and a Spate of Tom Cruise movies

Funny story: Equal Heights Amendment Spawns Protests, Backlash, and a Spate of Tom Cruise movies

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Equal Heights Amendment's (EhA) passage in July has unleashed a furor of protests, counter protests and legal actions both in the U.S. and around the world. Even those who still support the larger principles behind the Eh...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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