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Funny story: Queensland mall rat squad gets new name

Queensland mall rat squad gets new name

The new squad created by the Queensland police to deal with the growing problem of mall rats has been given a new name. The squad of 50 full time front-line officers equipped with specialised equipment, including digital encrypted radio equipment...
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Funny story: New police squad to deal with mall rats

New police squad to deal with mall rats

The Queensland Police today announced the creation of a new division that would handle the growing problem of 'mall rats' otherwise known as 'twelvies' in Australia. Constable Bob Smith, 19, will head the squad and be responsible for its day-to-da...
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Funny story: Nottingham Pensioner Injured by Christmas Shoppers!

Nottingham Pensioner Injured by Christmas Shoppers!

A Nottingham Pensioner, Inchcock Chambers (65) has been injured in the Victoria Shopping centre, whilst struggling to walk through (he had no money for any purchases) the shopping mall, amidst the packed early Christmas shopping crowds. Medical at...
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Funny story: Nottingham City Council to introduce 'Pedestrian Licences'

Nottingham City Council to introduce 'Pedestrian Licences'

Bad News today, for the remaining retail outlets that have not gone bankrupt in Nottingham. Local Councillor Mick Stupp explained: This new initiative will blend in with the 'Workplace Parking Levy', our 'Increased City Centre Car Parking Charges, and 'Selective Road Tolls'. It's handy for us that we have so many empty retail units in the City Centre, that we can use for PWLA (Pedestrian 'Wa...
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Funny story: Shopping Centres Overrun By Happy Snappers

Shopping Centres Overrun By Happy Snappers

Shopping centres around the country were overrun by hundreds of flashers today. Snappy enthusiasts descended on the malls to pursue their hobby following the relaxation of rules banning photography. The excitement comes after Chris White was ch...
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Funny story: Oddest sign of the month, seen in Nottingham's Victoria Shopping Centre

Oddest sign of the month, seen in Nottingham's Victoria Shopping Centre

I would like to offer some advice/tips, for the owner of the Light Blue TGA Breeze 4 Ultimate Mobility Scooter, that I unthinkingly attacked as it ran over me here in the Nottingham shopping centre today 17th September 2011. During a shopping expedition, I was stood, carrier bags by my side, resting my arthritic knee, and coping with the sternum pains from my cardiac operation, leant on my walk...
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Funny story: Pontypridd precinct 'demolished by autumn'

Pontypridd precinct 'demolished by autumn'

Wales is in the news again, but this time for something a little more news-worthy than Ewe Fancying. Full demolition of a shopping precinct in Pontypridd, considered an eyesore by many residents, is to be completed by the autumn. The inclement...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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